"Danna

Konan knocked on the door. "Pein?"

"Come in you three."

Konan pushed open the door and the three walked in.

"Amaya?" Pein asked

"…yes, Leader?"

Pein took a deep breath. "Amaya there is a reason for me to believe that you are related to me."

"Related to you? How?"

Ugh! I hate these random somewhat cliffhanger things!

Deidara walked out to the living room. Sasori was out there, as usual, reading a book. Itachi and Kisame were obviously in a small debate over weather taijutsu or genjutsu was better, Itachi was winning, and Hidan and Kakuzu were fighting about Hidan's latest purchase…a new CD.

Deidara made his way to the couch. He sat down next to his Danna. "What're you reading, Sasori Danna?" he asked

"A book. Why?" Sasori didn't even look up to acknowledge his partner.

"Just wondering. You don't have to be all snippy." Deidara's voice had 'annoyed' literally written all over it

"What'd you say, brat?!" Sasori snapped

"You're always so pissy to me, Danna! You've never been nice! Not even once!...un."

"Well who said I had to be nice to you?!"

By now all other conversations stopped as the people looked at Deidara for his response. Even Zetsu poked his head in to see what was going on.

"Well I thought you should have been when we became partners!"

"Well you thought wrong!"

"Well I shouldn't have!"

"Well you did! You're a stupid little brat!"

"I am NOT a brat!... and at least I'm not made of wood!"

"At least I don't look like a friggin' girl!"

Now Sasori did it. After being in the Akatsuki for even just one day you should know to NEVER call Deidara a girl. And I mean never. That's how Kakuzu's last partner met an untimely death. That poor, poor clueless man…

"What did you call me?!" Deidara yelled

"A girl!"

Yus! Another one!

suddenly there was a crash from the living room.

"Um…Lead-Pein?" Amaya asked

"Yes?"

"Do those sounds happen often?"

"Sometimes. Why?"

"Oh, just wondering…"

"Brat! My arm!" It was Sasori

"D-Danna?! I'm sorry!" Deidara yelled

"I don't want to hear it! Just leave me alone!"

A few seconds later there was a slamming door…then another ten more seconds later.

Amaya ran out to the living room. Deidara was standing in the hall doorway with a pillow at his feet and a blanket thrown over his head.

"What happened?" Amaya whispered to Kakuzu who was seated in front of where she was standing. He had a slight minty smell to him.

"Another famous Sasori and Deidara fight. As usual Deidara is thrown out of the room for the night and he sleeps on the couch. Happens all the time." Kakuzu replied

"Yeah! But this time he fucking broke the puppets arm!" Hidan said

"He really did that?" Amaya asked

"Yeah!"

Deidara removed the blanket from his head. He slowly picked up his pillow and walked back to the couch. He threw it at one end and dove head first into it. Amaya had never seen him this sad. She was worried.

"He'll be fine. He always is." Pein said walking in

"But-"

"Don't worry about me, Amaya. I really am." Deidara's face was still buried in the pillow.

"But Deidei-kun, you shouldn't take that kind of stuff from him." Amaya said

"What else can I do, un?"

Amaya thought for a moment. "Deidara, you can sleep in my room."