Oh, hey! Yes, I am now writing Godzilla fanfiction! Ha ha… Now I can screw up stories here, too! I love Godzilla! I have the movies (well, most of them), the games… an I Godzilla Tokyo t-shirt...
Anyway, credit for the idea to have a Starbucks on Monster Island goes to my brother, who is awesome sometimes, annoying the rest of the time.
And now, to quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail (kinda)...
"GET ON WITH IT!"
Disclaimer: I do not own Godzilla nor Starbucks. At all. Got that?
"What the-"
Mothra had just arrived on Monster Island to check and see if there were any "issues", only to see that two Kamacuras were placing giant slabs of stone in what looked like the outline of a Kaiju-sized building.
"Oh, hey, Mothra," Rodan said as he approached the giant moth. "'Sup?"
"What is going on here?" Mothra asked, gesturing with a wing to the two giant praying mantises.
"Huh? Oh, that. Some of the weirdos, like Gabara and whoever, decided to build a coffee shop here." Rodan took a sip from a giant foam cup he'd been holding the entire time. "They gave out free samples. It's not bad, actually."
"What does Godzilla think about this?"
Rodan froze. "... I don't think he even knows…"
"HI MOTHRA!" A voice yelled, and Minilla came running up to the two flying monsters.
"Oh, hi, Minilla," the two said flatly.
"What's going on here?" Millina asked, turning to the half-finished building.
"Well, they work quick…" Rodan muttered.
"Apparently, some monsters decided to build a coffee shop," Mothra answered.
Minilla gasped. "Coffee?"
"It's a human beverage loaded with caffeine," Rodan said, sipping from the cup again.
"Human beverage? How in the world did these guys learn about coffee, especially when half of them never left the island?"
Rodan shrugged, Mothra being unable to due to lack of shoulders.
Minilla nodded and ran off.
"No doubt he's going to tell Godzilla," Mothra said after a while.
"Yep," Rodan agreed, popping the 'p'.
A minute later, there was a loud, angry, "WHAAAAAAAAAT!?" from the other side of the island.
"There we go."
Moments later, Godzilla was pinning one of the Kamacuras against the ground, while the other stared in fear.
"WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BUILD A COFFEE SHOP HERE!?" he roared.
"N-no one, sir, but we-"
"THEN WHY ARE YOU BUILDING IT!?"
"B-because w-we thought it w-would be nice to have one luxury place here where we can relax, and-"
"Relax?" Godzilla asked angrily.
"Coffee is good!" the second Kamacuras shouted suddenly.
"Godzilla!" A voice called, and Anguirus came running over. "Oh, I see you found out these two were building a shop…"
"YOU KNEW!?" Godzilla roared, turning to the spiked quadruped.
"I thought you did, too. Sorry. But… uh… what do you think of it?"
"It depends."
"Depends?"
"It depends on which idiot thought it would be okay to build anything without my permission!"
"Oh, in that case," Rodan spoke up, "Kumonga and Caesar are building a statue of themselves on the other side of the island."
Godzilla groaned.
"Uh… I think…"
"What, Anguirus?"
"I asked them to build the shop."
Godzilla stared at his loyal spiked shell friend. "You did?"
Anguirus nodded slowly.
"Oh. Okay then. KInd of stupid, but whatever. Is the coffee good?"
The second Kamacuras handed him a cup.
"Oh. Continue on then. I'm going to deal with the spider and the lion-dog," Godzilla said, taking a sip from the drink, and walked away.
"Well… that actually went better than one would've expected," Mothra said after a few moments of stunned silence.
"So, what's the name of this coffee shop?" Rodan asked, turning to Anguirus.
"Oh, it's a branch of a popular human chain called Starbucks," Anguirus replied, and randomly pulled a Starbucks logo out of the ground.
"I wonder how many of those we have destroyed," Rodan said, staring at the green circle. "The logo looks familiar, so I'd say at least a few."
"IT IS COMPLETED! LOOK UPON OUR CREATION!" One of the Kamacuras cried, backing away to reveal the completed building.
"Seriously, how do they work so fast?" Mothra cried.
AND THERE WE GO! INTRODUCTION CHAPTER DONE!
So, yeah. Kamacuras will be working there, being tortured with all the customers of Monster Island.
… I have crazy ideas. I hope you enjoyed this first chapter. If you have any suggestions/requests, please tell me!
So please review, no flames, and keep being awesome, people!
