Oh wow! You guys actually like this! As soon as I posted this, I was like, "Oh yeah. I'm totally gonna get flamed for this." BUT I DIDN'T YET! YAY!

Fun Fact: I don't even like coffee. :3


Disclaimer: Really? Uh… How would you guys like a haiku? THAT I DO NOT OWN!

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they can be hard

Refrigerator


"I AM YOUR KING! BOW TO YOUR ALMIGHTY RULER!"

"How long do you think he's going to keep doing this?" Rodan asked, turning to Godzilla.

"I don't know," Godzilla replied, sipping his cup of coffee as the two watched King Ghidorah mercilessly attack… some big Japanese city. "Maybe until we stop him."

"... When will that happen?" Rodan asked, absentmindedly stirring his iced vanilla latte.

Godzilla shrugged.

"I AM THE ALMIGHTY KING GHIDORAH!"

"Big ego, much?" Rodan muttered.

"I think he just does it because he's too self-conscious about his wet pasta necks," Godzilla remarked.

Rodan laughed and nodded. "He does have noodles for necks."

"Don't over-explain my joke, Rodan."

"Sorry."

"... Where is that overgrown lizard?" Ghidorah asked the nearest building, which conveniently crumbled and fell as soon as he finished his sentence. "STUPID BUILDING!"

"Technically, we're all overgrown something. Mothra's a moth, I'm a pterosaur, Biollante is a… mutant… rose… plant... thing… okay, bad example."

Godzilla glared at him.

"ENERGYENERGYENERGYENEGRYENEGRY!" A screech came from somewhere behind them, and Megaguirus came zooming over them with the speed of a jet plane. "ENNNEEERRRRGGGGYYYYY!"

"Not this crazy-" Godzilla began to say, only to be interrupted by a screech for exactly a second. "-again."

Rodan watched as the giant, prehistoric dragonfly-like creature flew around in circles, then spotted Ghidorah.

"ENERGY!" She squealed liked a fangirl, then sped over to the alien.

"Huh?" Ghidorah said, two point seven seconds before Megaguirus latched herself on his middle neck. "WHAT THE-"

"ENERGY! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"

"Hmm," Godzilla said blankly. "We probably should do something about this."

"Yeah…" Rodan nodded.

The two stared as the giant, hydra-like monster hopped around, trying to get the insect queen off of him.

"Or… we can stay here for awhile… and watch this…" Rodan said slowly.

"Good idea. They're ticking me off, but," Godzilla pulled out a Kaiju-sized camera. "This is too good to miss. I've seen better, but I always love humiliating my enemies."


Well, there's the second chapter. It doesn't have much to do with the Starbucks itself, but it does sorta go in on character personalities.. or... something. And yes, I did have to do some research for this one. Yes, King is purposely crossed out and there.

Say, Nova, what series are you basing this off of?

I have no clue. I'm kind of just mixing them all up. I'm mostly sticking with the Showa series, because that's the series I watched the most of. (Meaning Rodan is Showa Rodan.) There will be monsters from the other series, but for most of the backstory plot or whatever, we're sticking with Showa.

Sorry if this one of kind of short, but we introduced Ghidorah and Megaguirus and their personalities! I really enjoyed writing Megaguirus… a lot.

So read, review, no flames, please, suggest, and continue being awesome!