VG: *ahem* Maaaaaaaaaybe…

Woo! Bored, listening to Siri reading my stories, half-watching TV, wondering why I'm not doing my 'homework' (Translation: Reading my new Doctor Who book). I have no actual homework, besides a completed English story, so I'm probably going to be free to write a lot.

SO. BORED.


Disclaimer:

RANDOM BOOK QUOTE TIME! I grab a random book, flip to a randomly generated page, and point to a sentence and put it here! YAY! This is how bored I am.

"Then everything changed."

WELL THERE WE GO! FROM THE MAZE RUNNER! WHICH I DO NOT OWN AS WELL!

Oh, I also do not own Thomas the Tank Engine.


"... How long have they been here?" Morty asked, glancing at the clock.

"About four hours," Will answered, trying to wipe the tables as the two MUTO were making out somehow.

Suddenly, Mechagodzilla came in wearing a police hat. "Hello," he/it said calmly, looking around the room. "I have been sent on a mission to see what is going on here."

"We built a coffee shop," Morty answered. "Can we get you anything?"

"I am a robot," Mechagodzilla replied.

"You didn't reach sentience yet? I am sorry for you," Will said.

Mechagodzilla said nothing as he/it turned to the two MUTO. "Get a room, you two."

The male MUTO looked up. "No!" He turned to the female and handed her a warhead missile before beginning to make out again.

"I will have to fine you for disturbing the peace," Mechagodzilla warned in his monotone voice.

The two giant, prehistoric, bug-things paid no attention to the robot doppelganger.

"Am I the only one concerned that he had a missile?" Morty asked.

Baragon came in, only to turn around and leave quickly.

The two Kamacuras turned back to Mechagodzilla, who was now somehow putting handcuffs on the two MUTOs and taking them away, red and blue lights flashing in his eyes, with the two MUTOs still kissing.

"Seriously?" Morty asked.

"DIE, BIRD-DEMON!"

Suddenly, a giant turtle came into the shop, strangling what looked somewhat like a cross between a bat, a pterosaur, and a bird. It stopped moving, and the giant turtle threw it out the door. "Those things are everywhere…" he muttered, then looked up. "Hi."

"Uh… hi," Morty said.

"What can we get you?" Will asked.

"Just a bagel and a sweet tea," the turtle said.

"Who are you, anyway? I don't think I've seen you before," Morty replied as he turned around.

"Oh, yeah, I'm Gamera."

"Gamera," Morty repeated, handing him a cup that said "Gaumiryah".

"You know, Morty, I think you should let me do the spelling," Will said as he handed Millina a cup that said "Millinillilillibillinana".*

"So, what brings you here?" Morty asked.

"Eh, I was bored, and there was a Gyaos here, so.. yeah," Gamera shrugged. "I'd like to meet this Godzilla guy, too."

"WHO SAID MY NAME!?" Godzilla cried as he burst in, breathing heavily. The two Kamacuras stared for a moment before returning to business. "I heard my name. WHO SAID IT!?"

"... I did?" Gamera said, unsure.

"Who are you?" Godzilla asked, glancing at the ocean outside the window. "A friend of Ebirah? Because you look like a giant turtle, and he's just a giant lobster."

"A giant lobster-? No, I'm Gamera."

"... I don't think I've heard of you before. As long as you don't get in my way, you're fine here," Godzilla said, was handed an Espresso, which read "Goawddzilia", and left.

There was silence for a moment.

"YOLO!" Outside the shop windows, where no one was looking, Orga ran past in a top hat while holding onto a Thomas the Tank Engine balloon.


*That was fun to type. Milli Nilli Lilli Billi Nana. Boy, do I have fun with the misspelled names.

Anyway….

I'm out of stuff to say.

RRNFA, people! AND SUGGESTIONS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!