AND WE'RE BACK ON MONSTER ISLAND!

Sorry I was gone for almost a month. Writer's block sucks, does it not?

How've you guys been? Good? Good. I want bacon.

ON WITH THE STORY!


Disclaimer-

"I'm a doctor, not a coal miner!"

I don't own that either :3 Cookies to whoever gets that reference, and if you don't… then… well… really?


Chapter 4- Free Wi-Fi!

"There you go, guys," Kumonga said as he crawled down from the ceiling. "The Wi-Fi is installed."

"Thanks," Morty said, handing him a cup of coffee ("Kugomoongokaga") as the giant spider left.

"This should boost our business," Will said, tapping on his phone. "It works."

"WI-FI!" Came a yell, and monsters stormed through the doors, instantly connecting.

"It worked!" Morty cried. Will pulled himself up to the counter and nodded.


Later that day, after the thrill of the free internet slowed, the Starbucks was less crowded than before, yet still had a good amount of customers.

"Hey, Godzilla, what's up?" Anguirus asked as he sat down at the same table as Godzilla.

"Nothing!" Godzilla said anxiously, closing his laptop quickly.

Anguirus stared at him, but said nothing, knowing it was better to not question the King of Monster's actions. "So… I see Titano's back,"

"He's still here?" Godzilla asked, looking past the spiked Kaiju out the window, where Titanosaurs was talking to Rodan, who looked like he was about to peck said sea monster's eyes out. "Huh."

"Why does he talk like that?" Anguirus asked, also watching as Rodan began to attempt to perform eye surgery… without any anesthetic. How unprofessional!

"I don't know… maybe he's trying to be cool. As if he could ever be. Besides, we all know I'm the coolest one on the island," Godzilla said, sipping his drink.

"Hey, Dad, can I have twenty bucks?" Millina asked as he walked up to him.

"Millina, we just went to North America yesterday!"

"But… Gabara took my deer…"

"THEN HE SHALL PAY!" Godzilla roared and ran out of the shop.

"Well, that was weird," a voice said, and Gigan sat down next to Anguirus. "Hey, Godzilla's laptop." The alien cyborg took the computer and opened it, rubbing a claw against the mousepad-sensor thingy, causing the black screen to light up. "FanFiction? What?"

"Hey!" Anguirus cried, slamming the laptop closed, pulling it closer to himself. "Have you ever heard about privacy? Why are you here, anyway?"

"I like coffee," Gigan replied, crossing his scythe-claw-things, only to get them stuck on the saw blade in his chest. "DANG IT, NOT AGAIN!"

"Godzilla reads fanfiction?" Anguirus asked, glancing behind him. "I really shouldn't, but… I really want to…"

"COMPUTERCOMPUTERCOMPUTER!" Megaguirus cried, zooming over and shoving Anguirus out of the way, opening the laptop and pressing random keys. Anguirus snatched it back again.

"Seriously! You guys need to learn some life les- what's this?"

Gigan leaned over and gasped. "Holy… he's reading…. He likes-"

Anguirus slammed the laptop closed again. "We really shouldn't be doing this.

"Too bad!" Gigan cried, grabbing the… geez, I've been using computer and laptop way too much. Gigan grabbed the device and running away.

"Get back here!" Anguirus demanded, running after him.

"Oh, come on!" Morty said, dropping the cup that read "Jiggaane". "If you're going to order and run away, why do we even have this?"

"Because it's a good story idea," Will said calmly, taking a hammer and throwing it at the fourth wall.


Yeah. This one's kinda short, sorry about that.

So, as always, suggestions and reviews are more than welcome, no flames, etc etc. Be awesome, people.