And we're back again! Yay!

I have nothing to say besides sorry for the long break. Excuse? TERRIBLE INTERNET!


Disclaimer: I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!


Chapter 8- Window Taunting

It was a rare, peaceful day on Monster Island, and Godzilla and his crew were in the Starbucks.

"Hey, guys," Gamera said as he walked in, only to have a cup placed in his hand immediately. "What's up?"

"Nothing," Anguirus replied, typing something on a laptop.

Something. Something. Something. Something. Something. Something.

"Why did you type 'something' six times, Ang?" Rodan asked. "Wait, why are you typing what I'm saying? Stop it!"

"NO REASON!" Anguirus cried, slamming his laptop closed. "No reason at all!"

"Okay…" Rodan said as he slowly backed away.

Everyone was staring at Anguirus until Mothra spoke up. "So… how've you been, Gamera?"

"Fine, fine. This place is pretty nice."

"Wait… where's Will?" Rodan asked.

"I'm Will. Morty's missing. He's on vacation," Will answered, wiping off a nearby table


"AAAAUUUUUUUGHHH! WHY DID I COME HERE!?" Morty screamed as…

… the roller coaster went down a steep hill and into a loop.


"Huh. You two should get name tags or something," Rodan replied, taking a drink. "Hey, why does my cup say 'Radan'?"

"That's how it's pronounced in Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla II," Will shrugged.

"Well, it's wrong!"

"No, it's right," a voice started, "because you're RAD, MAN!"

Titanosaurus kicked open the door, his foot going through the glass. He quickly pulled it out, pretending like the vaguely foot-shaped hole had always been there. Everyone groaned, except for Will, who gasped and waved a scythe-hand-thingy by his face, trying not to faint at the sight of his precious door being vandalized.

"Doory, why?" he said quietly, slowly approaching it.

"'Sup, brahs?" Titano asked.

"Why are you here?" Godzilla asked.

"... Because it's a coffee shop?"

"... You'll get away with it this time…"

"HEY! HEY! GODZILLA!"

"Huh?"

"YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO COME OUT HERE, AREN'T YA!? YEAH! YOU'RE TREMBLING INSIDE YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE COFFEE SHOP WHILE I'M OUT HERE BEING AWESOME!" King Ghidorah yelled as he bounced around in front of one of the large windows.

"What does he think he's doing?" Mothra asked.

"Who is that guy?" Gamera asked

"Ghidorah. He thinks he's so cool and strong, but he's mostly an idiot," Godzilla sighed. "GET THE **** OFF MY ISLAND, GHIDORAH!"

"NO!"

"GHIDORAH! YOU STOLE MY THOMAS!" Orga cried as he ran up to the yellow-goldish hydra-like Kaiju, his top hat askew.

"What? No I didn't!"

"Yes you did, you liar!" Orga roared, tackling Ghidorah. "I'm gonna try and eat you now! RAWR!"

Will, Gamera, Titanosaurus, Godzilla, Anguirus, Rodan, Mothra, and Random Monster from Scene 27 watched as Ghidorah tried to get away from Orga, screaming, "I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR BALLOON!"

The bell over the door chimed, and Destroyah came in, holding a Thomas the Tank Engine balloon. "Hey, look what I found!"

One point eighty seven seconds later, Destroyah was hit by a blue laser, popping the balloon.


So, I recently watched Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla II, and…

MY GOD, BABY GODZILLA IS SO ADORABLE!

Also, I got ticked off that, as always, there was too much (in my opinion) bad acting and not enough monster fighting.

Oh, and Rodan died. It took all I had to not say something that I will not say.

ANYWAY! Really sorry about the slow updates, and now that summer vacation is upon me, I hope I will be able to write more! Yay!