Chapter 11½ (Don't correct me)

"Well," Will sighed. "This is it."

"It's been fun," Morty said.

He reached out to flip the OPEN/CLOSED sign around.

"Our break is over," Will said grimly, watching as various monsters noticed the new sign, then came stampeding into the shop, trampling the two Kamacurases… Kamacurai… Kamacuras..?

"Why were you closed for so long?" Anguirus asked as he came in.

"Writer's Block and summer," Morty replied with a sigh as he steadied himself on the counter.

"Well, make sure it never happens again. This is the only place with Wi-Fi on the entire island!"

"Wait, seriously?" Rodan asked. "Why?"

"To get more customers," Will answered, shrugging.

"SHIN GODZILLA," Godzilla shouted as he came in. "COFFEE. NOW."

"Oh no," Mothra groaned. "Please don't complain about it. You still haven't shut up about 1989… Besides, you just saw some pictures, then stood up and walked away, saying 'NOPE'. I was there."*

"But…" Godzilla trailed off. "The arms… My beautiful, muscular arms…"

"Stop complaining, or you'll get the Author in trouble," Anguirus said.

"Who now?"

"That crazy human girl from the last chapter."

"Oh, yeah. I want to kill her."

"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!" Nova cried as she appeared suddenly, winked at everyone when they turned to glare at her, then disappeared.

"Why did she ever have to come here..?"


*Please don't hate me. I haven't seen Godzilla: Resurgence, and I don't have any plans to yet. I can't really say anything on it except for my first impressions (FREAKY)

Anyway, yes, yes, I'm alive, thank you all so much for your obvious concern.

With summer and everything, I was just very… non-productive.

I'm really about how long it took for me to update, and I'm hoping the next chapter will be up soon. Thanks so much for sticking with me :3