Okay, I've decided that I'm interveening into the Tokyo Mew Mew anime at the episode (I think it was around 22) where Kish and Pie dump their responsabilities on Tart and he attacks with the Cidcadas and I'll tell you when I'll take off from that point.


Start

"And how do you expect me to do that?" you questioned. "It's a phobia. Not a mere fear."

Ichigo smiled and continued, "If you keep telling your self that you don't turn into a sandwich stealing squirrel and just a squirrel, then everything will be fine!"

There was silence and a dust ball rolled by. "I don't think that will work." you replied, sweat drops going down your face.

Ichigo put a determined face on, "Okay, then. I'll think of something! I'm sure of it!"

You smiled at her in admiration of her optiminism, "I'll see you tomorrow then, okay?"

Ichigo nodded and and ran off to her house after waving good-bye to you. You waved back and when she was out of sight, let out a loud sigh. You walked over to your hat, picked it up, and placed it firmly on your head. After that your sense of security came back to you. Then you started walking home and muttering to your self, "Since when did my life become so complicated.Before I just had to do my homework, play the chello, and worry about how I was going to get Mitsuru-kun to notice me." You sighed. "Well, if I am now a protector of the world, then things are going to get a lot worse." The stomping of your steps was rather loud as you sulked and slunk your way home.

"Beef!" A shiver was sent up your spine as the butcher on to corner continued to yell out about his sale on beef.

Feeling in the mood for chicken, you kept moving on with the thought of how much you hate beef linguring in your mind. Yet all in all, dinner wouldn't change the fact that life wouldn't be the same, and beef sucked.

Next Day

Ah, the day before school starts back up again. The day when last minute homework set in. Lucky you though, when the mound was assigned you got a crap load of Monster energy drinks and a whole lot of free time to do it. So, you finished it within the first week. And that was a good thing too. Today the heat was a killer. You marched down stairs, went into the garage, opened the huge freezer, then kinda hanged in it. Yeah, I do that too.

"I'm never going to survive this heat," you muttered to yourself.

Suddenly, your stomach spoke to you. It gave off one of those growls that translated into "Feed me or I will feast upon the spleen foolish human!" and then the spleen is like "Noo! I'm allergic to being eaten! It's caniballism!"

In the end, the corner store was just a five minute walk from your house, so off on the journey to save your spleen you went! And where else to go, but Cafe Mew Mew!

At the Cafe

Instantly as you stepped through the door Ichigo was in your face. "Niu-rou, please! Help me with my homework!"

You looked at her contemplating wheather to say yes or not. "20,000 yen," You said. She immeadietly seemed happier. "Per subject."

A silence between you two sat for a few seconds. "You're all con-artists!" She shouted while running around in circles.

Masa then poofed out of no where shouting, "Chimera Anima! Chimera Anima!"

"Noooo! I have homework!" Ichigo complained. "Fine. Mew Mews, let's go!" Everyone started runing out of the cafe except you. You were leaning against the register not really caring at all.

"Hey!" Ryou shouted, "You're suppose to go with them!"

"Don't wanna," you replied flatly.

He took a swing at you to hit you over the head for being an idiot, but you ducked. "You'd hit a girl?!" You yelled.

He smirked and said, "Sorry, you look more like a boy to me."

"Gah!" You started to freak out, "Why am I surrounded by sexist perverts?!"

Ryou was pissed off now, "I'm not a pervert!"

"Ah ha! Maybe not, but you didn't say you weren't sexist! And having us wear these uniforms shows that you must like watching us work! So that proves you're a pervert too!"

Keiichiro was sitting off at the sidelines chuckleing a bit just watching you two.

He couldn't take this anymore. Ryou might just explode if he stood there talking to you any longer. With a twitching eyebrow, he grabbed you by the collar, dragged you out the front door, locked you out.

After that, he couldn't hear exactly what you were saying, but your lip movements behind the glass indicated something similar to trucker talk. With a huff you finally walked away and Ryou felt accomplished. After a block of brooding over how pissed off you were at Ryou, a loud buzzing rang through the air. It was so loud it felt like your ears were bleeding. It occured to you that this noise must be the Kimera Anima.

"Holy crap!" you yelled when you looked into the sky. A giant cicada flew over head. Then you smirked, "Bugs I handle without being a squirrel." Everyone on the street was crouching over and grabbing their head from the pain, but you were fine. You lept up onto the roof of the convience store and started chasing the huge bug.

You skidded to a stop on top of the mall. A huge swarm of them was there and the situation did not look good. You swallowed hard and whispered much to your distain, "Mew Mew Niu-rou Metamorphasis."

Now transformed, you ignored your tail and started slashing and beating up the bugs with your staff. Forget turning them back with the ribbon slash. You were pounding and whacking them like no tomorrow and with endless energy. How? Quite simple. Just imagine that they're all bugs with Ryou's head. Then the mashing comes easily.

You heard a clapping from behind you. "Very nice. I'm almost impressed," an annoying yet familar alien voice said from behind.

You smirked and turned around to face him, "Don't be. A few of them were you."