Okay I'm at my cuz's house bored half way to death and my uncle is very protective so this chapter is short-ish and not my best work in my fair opinion.

Previously:

"Oh yea, someone's for shiz pregnant."

"Shut Up, Emmett!!"


Today was hectic and insane all thanks to Emmett!!

Supposedly this was today's schedule:

Go to doctor Carlisle Cullen's Office for Ultra-sound
Go to Wal-Mart for food for Honey Moon
Go clothes Shopping for HoneyMoon with Alice and Rosalie
Go to La Push to say bye to Jake

But noo, Emmett changed everything on our list and came with us to the shopping mall. The hell that today was!!

Rose took me to Victoria's Secret to buy lingerie and bras for the pregnancy and after, if you catch my drift? So when we get there I go try on a nice silk and lace number when I'm done trying it on I find it fits a little too snug than it should. At that point Emmet hears my language walk up to the closest sales girl and asks "Hey, lady, my little sister needs this in a bigger size. She's sort of round in the fetus area."

The lady was so weirded out by that she just brought me. the three biggest sizes they had and walked away to a smoking break. I was thinking she didn't get much or even know that sex leads to this.

After one long string of profanities I found the cutest pieces!

The first one was cute, sexy, and electric blue. The second piece was red, fierce, and Sexy. The third piece was pink, frilly, had black bows, and SEXY. The rest were just cute and lacey.

While looking for lotions and accessories I kept humming Jonas Brothers and Metro Station songs and in the middle of Disco I suddenly wanted carne asada and chimichuri sauce.

"Hmm. Odd."

-- Roughly about 45 minutes later --

"Wow. They spent how much on food?" Edward and I stared at the mountain of boxes and bags of food. As reached for a bag of Doritos I shrugged, "I got stuck in the bathroom puking. Bleh."

I felt two icey hands lace their way around my waist and smiled as one hand trailed to the rapid growing bump.