YAH!!! I'm back!!! Aren't you happy?! Muhahahaha…. cough cough…..ok well next up for 10 things you didn't know……..SASUKE!!!

Sasuke

He belongs to a crazed Indian tribe.

2)His hair cut is really a chicken butt glued to his head as part of his intonation to his said crazed Indian tribe…….. 0-o heh I knew it…..

3)His virginity is currently on Ebay for $10

4)He once daydreamed of naruto in spandex……..

He has his on talk show , but uses the fake name of DR. Phil

He has a pet seagull

You know that guy that sings the Empire carpet commercial, yup, its Sasuke……

He is allergic to Zebra , or anything else that has the word Bra in it………..

HE WEARS EYELINER!!!!!!!

He has know idea this fanfic exist shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

BONUS!!!! NUBAAA 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11) His virginity was just bought off ebay , buy I guy named Carl who I will now give the directions to Sasuke's house….heheheh