Well , I decided Neji is my new obsession. So without further ado.
10 Things you didn't know about Neji….
He doesn't wear the spandex suit because it makes him look fat.
2)He is secretly just as obsessed with raman as naruto , To stop his cravings he pictures Gai and Lee in Speedos and looses his appetite.
3) He was bald until he was five and when his hair started growing he vowed he would never cut it! …….not really , he just doesn't want that stupid bowl cut…..shudders….
4) Neji is Dr. Love
He follows children around saying " The power of Christ compels you , The power of Christ compels you!"
When asked, he said his hair is not just a way of saying he's different . It's also his way of saying" F YOU ENSLAVERS OF THE MAN! F YOU!!! " ……… I don't question Neji….never question Neji….
He has David Hasselhoff's autograph. His idol
When he was little he told Hinata if she talked to much , mutant badgers would eat her.
He's a Gangsta .
He Sits in front of his mirror as says " I AM pretty ! I AM pretty ! I AM pretty!" Until someone gives him his sedative.
Me: Yup , Neji's one sly guy!
Neji: What the hell are you writing?!
Me: …Nothing…
Neji: You coped some of this stuff from Chugworth Academy …didn't you.
Me:…maybe…
Neji: Dude , you could get sued!
Me: (1) I 'm a girl (2) No I did a disclaimer!
Neji: No you didn't!……your a girl?
Me: Oh…. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or chugworth but I own Neji!
Neji Ahem..
Me: Ok no I don't . Well until next time—WTF YES I'm A GIRL YOU , YOU ….
Neji: HA! You don't even have a good comeback!
Me: Yeah well, well DAVID HASSLEHOFF IS DEAD!
Neji: LIES FILTHY LIES!!!!!!
Me: Well , until next time -)
