Yup, 2 chapies in 2 days!

What you didn't know about ITACHI…..

His favorite color is purple lilac dusk

He wears a man thong

He has a pet Chihuahua named Muffins

He, and Sasuke make sweet sweet love every Tuesday at promptly 7:00 p.m. and Saturday at 3:00 p.m.I know, I video type it.

He has a tattoo on his left butt check that says #1 Kisame fan!

He really killed his clan because he was tired of people saying he has the Pepsi symbol on his back.

His favorite cheese type is Provolone. (Personally I like cheddar)

He washes his hair with Garnier Fructis Fortifying Formula

His real name isn't Itachi , its Ihcati or as his friends call him, Betty.

He has an obsession with " Hello Kitty " so he want to buy her CD but accidentally bought the " Pussy Cat Dolls " CD . He is still recovering. The Doctors said his eyes were bleeding and he has a severe case of hornyness.

Me: YAH I finished this chapie!

Itachi: I hate you

Me: Oh come , be nice Betty.

Itachi: What who said you could call me betty …..only my friends can call me that.

Me:….We're not friends? …. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER!!!! MY GOD I THOUGHT WE WERE BF224s'!

Itachi: No we are not- …what's a BF224?

Me: Best friends 2day 2morrow and 4 ever…..DUH!!!!!!

Itachi: Any nice viewers out there …HELP ME!

Me: Yup review and I wont rape Itachi!….I mean Betty

Itachi: Yup just-- …what?!…and don't call me Betty….

Me: Don't listen to him he is still recovering from his horny-ness

Itachi ….you made that word up …didn't you?