Yup, 2 chapies in 2 days!
What you didn't know about ITACHI…..
His favorite color is purple lilac dusk
He wears a man thong
He has a pet Chihuahua named Muffins
He, and Sasuke make sweet sweet love every Tuesday at promptly 7:00 p.m. and Saturday at 3:00 p.m.I know, I video type it.
He has a tattoo on his left butt check that says #1 Kisame fan!
He really killed his clan because he was tired of people saying he has the Pepsi symbol on his back.
His favorite cheese type is Provolone. (Personally I like cheddar)
He washes his hair with Garnier Fructis Fortifying Formula
His real name isn't Itachi , its Ihcati or as his friends call him, Betty.
He has an obsession with " Hello Kitty " so he want to buy her CD but accidentally bought the " Pussy Cat Dolls " CD . He is still recovering. The Doctors said his eyes were bleeding and he has a severe case of hornyness.
Me: YAH I finished this chapie!
Itachi: I hate you
Me: Oh come , be nice Betty.
Itachi: What who said you could call me betty …..only my friends can call me that.
Me:….We're not friends? …. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER!!!! MY GOD I THOUGHT WE WERE BF224s'!
Itachi: No we are not- …what's a BF224?
Me: Best friends 2day 2morrow and 4 ever…..DUH!!!!!!
Itachi: Any nice viewers out there …HELP ME!
Me: Yup review and I wont rape Itachi!….I mean Betty
Itachi: Yup just-- …what?!…and don't call me Betty….
Me: Don't listen to him he is still recovering from his horny-ness
Itachi ….you made that word up …didn't you?
