Fiddlesticks! I forgot about this fic. Well, I suppose I own your guys another chapter. Here is goes.

Temari: ~~~~

She ate so many pineapples as a small child; so they sprouted out of her scalp.

She's Hannah Montana stunt double. ( shudders)

She has three ex husbands (don't ask. Crack can really mess u up for a night)

She has 4 tattoos. I'll give you five dollars if you can find them.

She pwns n00bz

Her second job is using her fan to cool off Chuck Norris after he does his daily 11 laps around north America

For $20 dollars she'll give you the best fricken night of your life. (Trust me XD) ( that's actually kind of awkward cause ima girl, but whatever.)

Shes a 'womanizer' Be jealous beotch

If you look hard enough. Shes in the background of 'Two girls one cup' Never seen it? Go look it up and stare really hard. You'll she her.

She watches Disney Channel on On Demand

Temari: W…T…F..

Me: Don't deny what you already know.:

Temari: These are lies!

Me: Your fake implants are lies!!!!

Temari: I don't have implants!!!!!! Delete this!

Me: womanizer womanizer womanizer uh uh you got me going-

Temari: I'm leaving.

Me: Your oh so charming womanizer--

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