OH

OH. SNAP. Evil cat is after Lady Tsunade! Oh, if only Ritsuka and I were there… wait…

That damn cat killed us too.

Shiz.

When Gai saw Kakashi screaming a Shawnee war cry, he had to join in. "HERE'S TO THE POWER OF YOUTH!" he shouted, and began screeching a Navaho war cry. Well, since the always entertaining Rock Lee saw his sensei and Kakashi screaming Indian war cries, of course he joined also. "Hai, Gai Sensei! I will be youthful while I still have the chance!"

So Kakashi – who makes anything, no matter how dorky, look cool/sexy fangirl – and Gai and LeE – who destroy whatever sexiness Kakashi gives to some strange activity – ran around Konoha, screaming Indian war cries.

A vicious toy cat ran past them, but the Indian ninja were so preoccupied with being Indian ninja that they didn't notice.

Anko was slowly regaining consciousness in the equipment shop. She rubbed her head and spotted the encased sword, and the memory came rushing back to her.

"Son of a bitch!" she shouted, cursing Kakashi. She was about to go kick his ass when Paula Abdul wandered into the equipment shop. Paula was talking to herself.

"Now, no one is going to boo me when I tell you I didn't like your performance because I'm Paula. I tell everyone that they're a star on the rise, their soul is beautiful and all that crap because I can't let it show what a physco bitch I am! Everybody knows it because of my TV show, but they all love judge Paula! Why? Because even though your performance sucked, I'll tell you that you have a great personality, and no one will boo me!"

Shikamaru, as a favor to me, ran into the shop – he had been excused from pilates for this – and began booing Paula. She started crying like a sociopath and began shouting at him, screaming her heads off because that, my friends, is how Paula is. :)

Shikamaru yelled one more long, loud "BOO!" and then hit Paula with a llama's butt. He then left.

Anko hit herself in the head with the same sword Kakashi had used, because she just couldn't take this craziness. Paula vanished in a poof of smoke and so did Simon and Randy.

A vicious toy cat ran into the shop, and then out again.

Naruto left Ichiraku Ramen with Iruka after forty-one bowls of Ramen. He had thrown up five times.

"Told you not to over do it…" Iruka trailed off, because just then, Kakashi, Gai, and Lee ran past, chanting Indian war cries. Iruka and Naruto looked at each other, then began screaming and running around in circles.

Somewhere near the movie theater, Sakura fell into a hole, in which she had an amazing epiphany. She floated out of the hole and ran to the hospital, where Tsunade was sitting on a swing. A munchkin lay beside her, dead.

"Lady Tsunade! I've just had an amazing epiphany! I realized that in this story, I am NOT going to ask you to train me as your private student! I shall continue being the useless and weak tagalong I was the entire original series!" She beamed at Lady Tsunade, who threw a slug at her. Hee hee.

Suddenly, a toy cat sprang through the air and landed on Tsunade's face. Sakura was going to do something expected, like start crying and pass out, but Tsunade had already plucked the cat off her head, and with a small tap! on its head, the cat exploded.

OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! WAIT TILL I TELL RITSUKA!!

The End :)