AN- yes, i know, its been a while since my last update, and ive been badly neglecting not only this story, but Liars as well. But, here it is, new chapter, pitifully short, but enjoy anyway.

"Very nice." I muttered, with a grin.

"What are the odds he goes after Alice?"

"Pretty good. He doesn't know that Jasper really could rip his arm off."

He chuckled. "We should warn her, then. So she can keep big bad Jasper calm."

We finally got to lunch. All eyes on us.

Shocker.

We didn't bother to hide the whole 'hand holding' thing. Old Bret seemed like the kind of guy to spread the juicy gossip about the new kids.

Especially the new girl that rejected him.

We located the others quickly, they were in a secluded corner at an empty table.

They all glanced up as we entered. Alice smiled when she saw our entwined hands, and inched her chair a bit closer to Jasper. They're relationship was never quite as physical as mine and Emmett's. Well... physical was a bit of an understatement, actually. But, again, no need to go there.

We crossed the cafeteria, getting some increduious looks.

We finally got there and sat opposite Alice and Jasper, Emmett cat in the middle, between me and Edward.

"You two should probably make your relationship status public, too." Edward said, nodding at Alice and Jasper.

"Why?" Alice asked.

"Half the guys in the room are going after you next Alice, the other half are glad that they were after you in the first place-"

"Some of them wanted Alice?" I said, slightly offended.

Stop! I mentally scolded myself. Alice is gorgeous too, stop being so...

"Self centered?" Edward supplied.

"Thanks so much." I said sarcastically.

"None of the girls are too pleased either." He chuckled, "They're still assuming that I have a girlfriend running around somewhere." He rolled his eyes, "Might as well enjoy it while I can."

"Aw come on, Eddie." Emmett teased, Edward glared, "Some of these human girls aren't that bad."

"Yes, Em," Edward said, sarcastically, "I'm deffinatly going to go out with a human girl. Then we're going to fall and love and get married, and I'm sure that the fact that I suck blood for life isn't going to bother her at all. And then she'll probably jump to the chance to become one of us."

"Hey, it could happen." Emmett laughed.

I giggled lightly, until I caught a glance at Alice, who seemed to be concerntrating hard on something.

"Your blocking me!" Edward accused her.

"No, I'm not," She said, keeping her eyes strategically calm.

"Why else would you be converting every play ever written by Shakesphere into pig latin?"

I snorted delicately, "Is she really?"

"It's nothing." Alice muttered.

"Your hiding something." He responded

The bell rang.

"Mind your own business and stay out of my head, Edward" Alice said, smiling, but serious, as she stood us and left the room.

"I wonder what that was about." I muttered.

AN- Gotta love the dramatic irony

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-alison