A/N: This is for you 1000GreenSun, you said you wanted Chris!

Disclaimer: I don't even own my cookie anymore... I ate it. ( I don't own TDI D: )

P.S. If you don't know who Steve Urkel is, PM me. (It's in the story)

Oh yes, and the tents hold 5 comfortably. (again, in the story.)

Welcome back To The Totally Dramatic Season 2!

"Here is Lena, the oldest to join TDI..." Chris smirked.

A petite girl with brunette hair and shockingly green eyes, walked of the boat with utmost confidence.

She walked over to everyone with her green flip-flops clicking behind her.

"So, Lena," Chris started, "Tell the campers how old you are."

"Eighteen," She spoke bluntly, but with a caring tone, "Oh wow look at this place, it looks so rich in wildlife!" She added excitedly.

"Yeah, mosquitoes, bugs, and more mosquitoes..." Jessie scoffed.

She paid no attention to that comment, no one is even sure she heard it, and met the others.

"What's up with Chris..." Mark added as he saw how oddly Chris acted around Lena.

"Ignore it, I just want the others to arrive soon." Terran said looking out for another boat.

The next person to come off onto the dock was Walter, a shy sarcastic guy who had short brown hair and seemed to have gray-ish eyes.

"This is worse than last season..." Walter remarked, implying the camping grounds were worse than Wawanakwa.

"Budget cuts, my man, they are killing us," Chris stated, rolling his dot-eyes at the boy.

"Huh," Walter walked over to the others.

"God, what the hell is up with all these kids, they are all so weird..." Chris said to himself, because none of these campers seemed to be just normal, in hispoint of view that is. (Well we all know, he isn't that normal either.)

"Well, Walter is it? You seem to be a smart competitor, I'm Kiley."

"Uh, Hi," He said in a flat tone, then walked away.

He walked over to Jasper, who was still reading.

"Edger Allan Poe, huh?" Walter said reading the author aloud.

"Yeah..." Jasper said annoyed.

"He is a very odd writer, you know," Walter started, just because he was shy, doesn't mean he doesn't love a good book talk.

"Great. Bye."

"Well..."

A girl with blond hair wand brown highlights strutted confidently off of the boat and on to the dock.

"Hell-o..." all the guys seemed to say in unison.

"Hey, I'm Melissa." She flipped her hair and walked over to the boys.

"Oh great," Jessie started "A flirt."

"She can't be that bad," Lark said happily.

"Meh, she's not as bad as Heather or Lindsay last season," Lena shrugged.

"True..." Jessie sighed.

"Hey guys," Melissa had walked over to them.

"Hello!" Kiley waved to her, (even though she was 4 feet away.)

"Hey..." Melissa said with a half-smile.

Two guys, who seemed to be brothers, came of the boat, bickering insanely.

"Okay, you to must be Johny and Sam," Chris said.

"Yes, and I expect the nicest, eh hem, tent you have," Johny said, acting very high and mighty. He had medium length dirty blond hair, and was quite muscular.

"Well, we shouldn't demand things on our first day, right?" Chris fired back.

"Chris, I'm a fan, so lets get off on the right foot okay?"Johny sighed, he hoped Chris of all people would understand his needs.

"Aren't you going to introduce yourself?" Chris looked at the boy next to Johny who had shaggy chocolate brown hair.

"No, I think my brother embarrassed us enough," Sam said with an cold smile to his brother.

"Look, I deserve the best, and that is what I expect..."

"No, you are just my spoiled little brother..."

"Shut ya pie wholes and march!" Chef Hatchet screamed

"Thank you Chef," Jasper muttered.

They ran to the place where the others were standing.

The next boat pulled up with a very annoyed-looking girl on it, she had long strait black hair, and dark blue eyes.

"Whoa, black lipstick..." Kiley muttered to herself. With her parents being convicts and all, she dislikes most people who come of as "Bad".

"Ruth?" Chris said.

"What was your first clue?" She rolled her eyes. With her arrival, Jasper actually looked up...

"Aren't you hot under that dress..." Jessie rolled her eyes.

"No, I'm not too hot thank you." Ruth said sarcastically.

"Okay... lift the heaviness on this conversation..." Lena said to the others.

"Yeah, we are going to be living with each other for the next few weeks...' Melissa said innocently. "So we all need to like each other remotely..."

"I don't even know what any of y'all look like!" Lark said to break the fight.

They all got quite and waited for the others to come along

A skinny boy with shaggy black hair and bright blue eyes walked onto the now crowded dock.

"Hey," The boy said sweetly, "I'm Benny."

"Welcome to Totally Drama Island Dude!" Chris said.

"You must be the ever-hated Chris," He sarcastically smiled to the host.

"Welcome to paradise dude!" Mark said.

"Eh-he, yes... dude...thank you..." he said awkwardly, not knowing how to respond to party boys.

He went over and stood by Walter, ah the sarcasm continues.

"Oh joy, loads of sarcastic kids, what fun this summer will be..." Chris sighed.

A smiling girl holding a sketch pad and a flute case came next. She had black wavy hair that went just below her shoulders, and crystal blue eyes.

"Hello everyone," She said sweetly.

"Hi, err.." Kiley wanted to make as many friends as possible.

"Myri."

"That's a cool name," Sam said with a slight smile.

"Quit flirting Sam, honestly it's embarrassing," Johny stuck up his nose.

"Uh, thanks," Myri said a little confused by everyone.

"I'm Kiley."

"Cool, you all must be the other campers," Myri said. They all met each other and then waited nervously for the next person.

The next person seemed very quiet and sad. He had short, messy black hair and slouched as he came of the boat.

"You are Allister right? It says here, quiet and depressed..." Chris said.

"Yeah, and gee, thanks so much for saying that about me," Allister murmured then stood with the others.

Nothing else was said after that, everyone was just hoping the next person could liven up the mood.

And that was what the next girl did. (At least she tried to do)

"Hey y'all! What's up!" said a tan girl with long brown hair.

"Oh wow your loud," Ruth said, but everyone was thinking it.

"There goes my good first impression," she said as she slumped of the boat.

"Ruth! Be nice!" Melissa said.

"Bite me, Barbie," Ruth rolled her eyes.

"She called me Barbie..." Melissa said to Lark( trying to hard to be sad.)

"I don't think you look like a Barbie Doll," Lark said trying to comfort her.

"Thanks.... Hey!" Melissa yelled with the utmost fake anger. (remember, Lark's blind)

"It's fine..." Lena said.

"Nina."

"Okay, Nina, you made a great first impression," Lena smiled.

"Oh please, quit acting like you're every ones mom," Jessie laughed.

"Yeah, just cause you're older, doesn't mean..." Kiley started.

"You too, Goodie-Two-Shoes." Jessie said to her.

"Hey!" Kiley yelled.

"Looks like the girls are at each other's necks..." Terran said to the other guys.

"Yup, good thing we are all tight!" Mark said.

Some guys said "Yeah!"

Others said "Sure...."

But Jasper and Allister didn't say anything at all...

"Oh My God, is that Steve Urkel???" Chris stated, really confused, by the boy who was come in the next boat.

"I think so," Chef said.

"WEEEEELLLLLLLLL HIDEE HO CAMPERS!" Said the boy who was short, African American, and looked just like Steve, right down to the suspenders."I'm Eric!"

"Oh joy..." Walter said as the hyper boy walked over to them.

"Yes, indeed, what a joyful day!!" Eric said sniffing the air, "It's a fine day for competition!"

"Oh wow, I can't wait to tell you all your teams after the last three get here, 4 guys have to share a tent with him!"

"Aw crap." was heard from all of the boys.

"Let's see either Chaity, David, or Lori, erm Laura..." Chris had a hard time figuring out her name.

"Lorelei," Said a girl with waist length dark hair, and purple streaks.

"You play?" Myri said noticing her clarinet.

"Yeah, do you?" Lorelei asked, hoping to make a friend.

"No, I play the flute, but it's cool that another musician is here." Myri smiled.

"Awesome, don't mind me asking but why is everyone staring at me?"

"That's what they do when someone new arrives..."

"Ah, I see." Lorelei laughed.

But then, he showed up.

Perfect features, bleach blond hair that was almost reflective, clear blue eyes. The opposite of Eric. He looked like a football god.

"Hey everyone," He said in a strong voice.

"You must be David..." Most of the girls said, almost in unison.

"He's not that good-looking..." Terran was worried he would take all the girls.

"You're just jealous..." Allister mumbled.

"Whoa he talks!" Johny said rudely.

"Don't be so mean," Sam scolded his brother.

Just like that Allister was silent again.

"What's up guys?" David said to the guys.

"Hi," Walter responded coldly.

"Whatever... Ken," Benny laughed to himself.

Everone then looked up to the sound of Chis yelling.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whats up with the kid?" Chris was arguing with a girl with brown hair and a red streak on both sides, who they all thought was Chaity.

But there was a little girl, maybe 8 or 9, with her. She looked a lot like Chaity, perhaps her sister.

"Please let April stay!" Chaity pleaded.

"Ugh, fine! just make sure she doesn't complain about anything!" Chris scoffed, defeated.

"You hear that, April? You get to stay with me!" She picked up her sister and took her to the others.

"What's up with the kid?" Jessie said, and she sounded amused.

"My sister, April, I just couldn't leave her..."

"What about your mom and dad?" Lark asked the question everyone wanted to know the answer to.

"Well... I don't like to talk about it."

"I know how you feel..." Kiley solemnly added.

Chris cut in,

"Well that's everyone! Team assignments!" He shouted. "Sam, Jessie, Nina, Myri, Terran, Mark, Kiley, Melissa, Walter, and...."

Not Eric... they all were thinking.

"Eric!" Chris smirked, you are the CRAZY RACCOONS!!!" Chris handed them a picture of a Raccoon that looked like it was on crack.

"Everyone else, Benny, Jasper, Ruth, Lena, Allister, Lorelei, Chaity... and April... Johny, Lark, and David, you are the MUTATED MOOSE!!!" Chris threw them w picture of what looked like a moose with five legs and three eyes. "Get settled in, cause tomorrow is the first challenge of...

TOTAL
DRAMA
ISLAND
SEASON
TWO!"

A/N: That was waaaaay too long, but I did it! Hope I did the characters justice!

Alli