Plunder Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Plunder got run over by a reindeer

Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe

He'd been drinking toxic eggnog

15 glasses in a row

And he forgot to take his car keys

So he staggered out the door in the blowing snow

When they found him Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack

He'd been trampled in a snowdrift

And had these hoof prints and some sleigh tracks on his back

Plunder got run over by a reindeer

Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe

Now the lackeys are so happy

They were sick of all his lip

They embezzled Plunder's assets

And blew it all on one expensive trip

The planet's safer without Plunder

No more ripping off poor tribes

No more cheating other villains

And no more of those illegal bribes

Plunder got run over by a reindeer

Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe

Now the Planeteers are eating

Christmas cookies by the surf

One less foe around to stalk them

While they fight the fight to save the Earth

In the Crystal Chamber, Gaia

Found the news out for herself

That Captain Planet gave the license

To the man who drives a sleigh and hangs with elves

Plunder got run over by a reindeer

Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe

Plunder got run over by a reindeer

Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe

[Sing it Argos]

Plunder got run over by a reindeer

Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe

Merry Blinkin' Christmas