Plunder Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Plunder got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe
He'd been drinking toxic eggnog
15 glasses in a row
And he forgot to take his car keys
So he staggered out the door in the blowing snow
When they found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
He'd been trampled in a snowdrift
And had these hoof prints and some sleigh tracks on his back
Plunder got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe
Now the lackeys are so happy
They were sick of all his lip
They embezzled Plunder's assets
And blew it all on one expensive trip
The planet's safer without Plunder
No more ripping off poor tribes
No more cheating other villains
And no more of those illegal bribes
Plunder got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe
Now the Planeteers are eating
Christmas cookies by the surf
One less foe around to stalk them
While they fight the fight to save the Earth
In the Crystal Chamber, Gaia
Found the news out for herself
That Captain Planet gave the license
To the man who drives a sleigh and hangs with elves
Plunder got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe
Plunder got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe
[Sing it Argos]
Plunder got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Blight's lab Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Bleak and Pineheads, they believe
Merry Blinkin' Christmas
