Chapter 2 of how to annoy the Naruto characters. This time it's orochimaru. Please leave lots of reviews for Leslie and me.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

How to annoy Orochimaru.

Take away his subordinates (Kin Dosu Zaku and all them) AKA: playthings.

When he goes to have a bath or something dump a whole bottle of PINK dye or food colouring (either) into the water and fill his shampoo with Neon Green dye and when he comes out do these things.

Stare

Point

Laugh

And say "hey everyone! The circus must be in town cause I see a clown!

Or say "dude you're so copying big fat liar."

cut his tongue to normal size.

Give him a Mohawk. Either way is fine. (I wanna see Orochimaru have a reverse Mohawk.)

Paint his nails funky colours.

Tell him Kabuto's straight.

Force him to wear a bikini then take pictures for future use.

Tell him Kabuto is your boyfriend and he can't have him

Say Sasuke's body is yours as well and that you won't share.

Make him meet Micheal Jackson (warning: he might enjoy it and become friends)

Get him a boyfriend (warning: he might like it)

Get him a girlfriend (warning he might kill you)

Tell him he has a poor taste in the bodies he uses for his jutsus…mainly the grass-nin and say the last one looked like micheal Jackson.

If Haku's still alive then get Orochimaru to go out with him

Steal Tayuya's (sp?) flute and tell her Kabuto and Orochimaru were borrowing it and mention something about a remake of American wedding and be sure to videotape the results.

Feed him snake

Sign him to a gay club.

Ask him why he needs such thick ropes to keep his kimono up. (is he really so fat?)

Tell everyone he's gay.

Place a hidden camera in Orochimaru's room and if you tape something really good then show his teammates and mail one to Itachi.

Ask him if he has a cousin named voldemort.

Get a life sized picture of Itachi's head and place it above orochimaru when he sleeps (if he sleeps. Think about that…) and when he wakes be sure to hear screaming.

Well that ends that…please review…next up is Itachi if this doesn't get deleted first. Please review or you'll make a good writer loose confidence in herself.