Well here is the third chapter…this time I'll make sure the numbers come on (stupid well here's our how to annoy Itachi list. Be sure to review

Disclaimer: don't own Naruto or some of these things on the list they're Leslie's.

1) Go up to him when all the Akatsuki are around, give him a box of tampons and say "you forgot this ma'am." Then run before he kills you.

2) Tell him if he gets dreadlocks, grows out a beard, gets a pirate hat and a ship he'd look just like Jack Sparrow.

3) Cut off his ponytail, put it in Kisame's hands and say he did it.

4)Tie-dye his Akatsuki uniform (make sure that it's really bad matching colours like pink and green or brown and purple…)

5)Read him ItaxSasu fanfiction to the Akatsuki and say he really wrote it. (or if you have the "it's the most uchihaest thing" comic hand it out to all of them)

6)Call him "miss Itachi"

7)Put blue dye in his bath water and when he comes out yell "Hey Kisame! Its your long lost cousin!"

8)Put a tack in his chair (never gets old)

9)Or glue…whatever floats your boat.

10)Say Orochimaru and Kisame have a thing for him

11)When he's asleep get a baseball bat and hit him in the nuts.

12)Get some couple hundred fire works, light them and fire them at him…

13)Or if he threatens you with the fireball jutsu dare him to do it but be standing near the fireworks.

14)Get an air horn sneak up on him and blow it.

15)Paint his room Pink

16)2 words gay people (Gai sensei will do just nicely, be sure to smuggle him into his room)

17)Ask him if he has weed in his cloak

18)Ask him if he's wearing anything under it

19)Find baby pictures

20)Call him a Pyromaniac repeatedly

21)When he takes a bath steal his clothes and replace with a bikini. Take pictures then release the fangirls.

22)Send Bikini pic to Orochimaru and Sasuke MERRY CHRISTMAS!

23)Whenever he walks into a room splash him with holy water, get a bible and yell "the power of Christ compels you!" hold out a crucifix, throw garlic at him or hold a mirror infront of him.

24)Ask him if the bags under his eyes are genetic if he says no call him a vampire

25)Tell Deidara Itachi stole his sugar

26)Tell Kazuku Itachi stole his money

27)Tell Hidan that Itachi confiscated his religious stuff because he's a vampire

28)Tell him Sasuke's gay with Naruto

29)Kisame stole Naruto and refuses to give him over. The leader and Kisame want him for other reasons.

30)Tell Sasori Itachi stole his puppet for other reasons (be sure to use the finger quotes)

31)Tell Itachi Kisame stole a picture of his mom and you saw him and was jacking off to the picture. Videotape Itachi's reaction.

32)Tell Itachi that Kisame has a shrine of his mother in his closet and has a picture of his mom's face on a sex toy.

Well that ends this chapter, I'll have to get in contact with Leslie for who she wants to do next…I'll have to mention everyones awesome ideas and we'll have it up ASAP if it isn't deleted. Be sure to review for an aspiring authoress wants to be recognised. Don't let her down!