Well here's a new chapter, thanks for all the reviews! I showed them to Leslie and you should have seen her face light up! Well she's gotten a lot set up…I just have to add my own personal touches but here's our how to annoy Kisame list.
How to annoy Kisame.
1)Trick him into getting a spray on tan (he'd probably either look more human or turn really dark blue…)
2)Keep blasting the song "I'm blue" by Eiffel 65. when he gets mad say it's his theme song.
3)Take his sword and sell it on E-bay
4)Get your friends to put on blue paint and when he asks why their blue say it's his family reunion
5)Eat fish in front of him
6)Take his sword and pluck each of the scales off and see if there's an actual sword underneath or a stick underneath
7)Bring him to a sushi restaurant
8)Tranquilize him and put him in sea world
9)When he eats or enters a room sing the Jaws theme
10)Tell him that orochimaru and gai eat fish for breakfast lunch and dinner and that they pretend they are eating them
11)Call him captain planet
12)Ask him if he knows Shamu
13)Ask him if he uses blue dye in his shampoo and bodywash
14)Call him blueberry
15)Put a shrine of Mikoto in Kisame's room and tell Itachi. (works in conjunction to how to annoy Itachi)
16)Get Itachi a harpoon gun and tell him to use it on Kisame if he annoys him
17)Tell Kisame that he came from Planet asparagus (me and leslie's inside joke but this is how it goes. If we find someone really weird or is a big asshole we say they came from planet asparagus.)
18)Tell Gai to come over cause Kisame has been having "unyouthful" thoughts.
19)Say "YOSH!" as much as you can near him
20)Tell him Gai told you what happened between him and his mom at a christmas party 23 years ago wink wink (this one probably doesn't make sense cause I thought Gai was about 35 when I wrote this one….but anyway it made us laugh)
21)After you get out of the hospital tell him "if you haven't figured it out Gai is your father."
22)After you get out of the hospital again arrange a father/son reunion.
23)After you pick the scales out of your ass and recover from many broken bones tell him Lee's his long lost youthful younger brother (twice removed)
24)After you've died continue to haunt him. Do something like moaning myrtle and haunt his bathtub
25)If for some great stroke of fate you survived ask him if you can use Samehada to shave your legs. (wearing those casts make legs really hairy)
Well that ends this chapter and we've got how to annoy Tsunade, Gaara and Kakashi lists going but they are still incomplete but the next one should be put up sometime next week, don't forget to review!