Well you can all kill me if ya want…I definitely didn't meet my deadline…for a multitude of reasons…1. Leslie handed me incomplete lists that I had absolutely no time to finish…3 of them to be exact…well Tsunade was alright because she knows little to none about her. 2. I was more focused about my other stories, this one is for when I have spare time. 3. when I did get time to work on this one…no ideas came. There are my pathetic excuses.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

How to annoy Gaara

1)Throw his gourd into a volcano

2)Say Lee has a crush on him

3)Kill the Kazekage before he does

4)Call him the following names

-Panda boy

-Racoon boy

-Horny racoon boy

-Mr. Sandman

5)Sing a very annoying song like "this is the song that never ends"

6)Play L.O.V.E by ashlee simpson. When he tells you to shut up or he'll kill you suggest it as one of his theme songs.

7)Keep telling him that he wears makeup and when he says its insomnia say "sure it is.

8)Tell Lee's fangirls (if he has any) that Gaara is trying to hook up with him and watch as they kill Gaara.

9)Ask Gaara why he doesn't have eyebrows, when he says "Lee stole them to make his bigger demand Lee to give his eyebrows back (if he does give them to you run away and scream "EYE BROW EATER!")

10)Tell him that you're the one who suggested that the demon should be put inside him.

11)Put weird and insane messages on his gourd like "I worship sandcest!" or "I like eggs."

12)Send them family counselling (or just Kankuro and Gaara but Temari adds a nice touch of violence) broadcast the sessions on TV (Make sure Gai is the councillor)

13)Steal his teddy bear and cut it up then dispense the pieces among his fangirls.

14)Ask him if his hair colour is natural or if he soaked his hair in the blood of his victims.

15)Claim that his love tattoo is a temporary one

16)Demand that Mr. Sandman be his theme song and sing it wherever he goes

17)Call Gaara Ronald McDonald (a reviewer told me this one thanks for telling me!)

18)Call him the walking talking elmo

19)Ask if he's goth and does devil worship

20)Ask if he's emo and cuts, spread the rumour around

21)Ask if he's a stalker or if he knows he has many (beats Leslie away with a wooden plank "DOWN GIRL DOWN!!")

22)Put flaming poo on his doorstep

23)Get Temari to cook something for him (according to many temari is a bad cook)

24)Steal his cookie stash

25)Wave a cookie in front of his face

26)Make a sand castle with his sand and when he summons it back begin to cry saying how you worked so hard on it (in reality it's a deformed looking block with a stick sticking out.)

27)Get Kankuro to chase him around in boxers

28)Get Kankuro to make a voodoo doll of Gaara and poke it and watch with joy at Gaara's displeasure and later suffer from his wrath

29)Steal his gourd

30)Call him an emo who luvs eyeliner

31)Tell him that he should have got a better tattoo like Hate or agony or something evil…like pink bunny rabbits

That ends this chappie!! And if this doesn't get deleted it's Kakashi sensei next and then Tsunade and Dark Darriana Minamino (sorry if I spelt it wrong) I will definitely use some of the ones you sent me…I just need to get Leslie's list first then I'll add yours and mine. don't forget to review…that little button wants to be pressed…push it please?

Sakura Sama 101 (you can tell I just had a pop right?)