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In the arid lands of the Gerudo Desert, nestled at the foothills a great mountain laid a small village. The village was an oddity for the reign…since it's inhabits were all Hylians. Cutoff for their original homeland of Hyrule, the once a prosperous gold mining settlement of Winsoft had barely survived Ganondorf's rule over the desert. The formally noble buildings had decade…fire-baked brick was replaced by inferior sun-baked ones…plaster replaced by mud…holes in the construction were covered by substandard wood. The village that had once been envy to most of the Hyrulean world now was a rotting ruin.
In that small village of Winsoft, five figures walked down the only road that ran through the settlement. The last of the cold night winds blow across the dusty road as darkness ended and morning took its place. At the Twilight Hour, where here and hereafter met, five women with crimson hair and round ears walked. Each was armed, either with double scimitar swords or the curved blade naginata spear, each ready to face their intended target. Their path concluded in front of the most rundown house of the entire village, situated on its outskirts.
"Come out!! You wily rogue!!" a woman cried out, dressed in red and bearing dual blades, "There's no use in hiding in the garbage and filth!"
The house stood silent...no reply...
"Coward!!" the woman yelled, "Demon!! Retch!! Scoundrel!! Bastard!! POOPY FACE!!"
"Poopy face?" a woman next to her whispered.
"I ran out of names-" but before the red clothed woman could finish she was interrupted…
"ENOUGH!!" The door of the house slammed open, reviling a tall being in black clock.
"So the exile has finally shown his vile form" the red clothed woman announced as she detracted her swords, "Prepare yourselves, Gerudo warriors! We will never let this bastard run loose!"
A blood chilling scream alerted the band to behind them. One of the five fell to the ground…deep scarlet gashes lined her back…her attacker stood over her, his four bladed weapon still whirling. A spear wielding Gerudo charge towards the purple haired attacker, naginata held high. Within a blink of an eye, the woman's assault was deflected to the earth and naginata held in place by the attacker's weapon. Reaching into his pack, the attacker pulled out a diamond-shaped dagger and thrust it into the woman's throat in two fluid motions. Collapsing backwards, the woman died with sicken, watery gasps. The warrior next to red clothed woman tried her own charge, but her pace stopped when a curved naginata blade popped out of her stomach, following a spray of blood. Looking back, she found one of her fellow Gerudos holding the spear and grinning under her veil.
"What…?!" the woman breathed out as she fell to the ground as well. The red clothed Gerudo was mortified…what was going on?!
"Geh heh heh…" the cloaked figure laughed as he approached the last true member of the five, "Are you happy now? I've come out to meet you! Geh heh heh!"
"This was easier then I thought would have…" the infiltrator Gerudo said as she removed her veil, "You'd think Gerudos would notice someone out of place!"
"Well done, young Aliena…" the man related to the infiltrator and turned to the purple haired boy, "You as well, Kafei. Some days I wonder if truly are made of shadows…Geh heh…"
Pulling back on the hood of his cloak, the man reviled himself……Ganondorf……with a shaggy bear gracing his chin and long, unruly hair trail behind him. The cast-iron collar still hung tightly around his neck from last place of residence. The red dressed woman was frozen to the spot as Ganondorf seized the back of her head and towed her ear onto his smirking lips…
"…You will do me…a little helpful deed now…girl…" his voice hushed so only she and he could hear, "…You…will be the one…who sends the message back to your Queen…"
Throwing the woman down, Ganondorf turned and slowly walked back into the shambled dwelling. Before slamming the door, he exclaimed his order…
"CUT OFF THE GIRLS HEAD…AND SEND IT TO THAT BITCH NABOORU!! GEH HEH HEH!!"
The red clothed woman's eyes stretched wide as she tried to scramble back up to defend herself. Unfortunately, Kafei was just too happy to stop her with a swift kick to the side of head. Looking back up, she found Aliena picking up one of her scimitars lift it above her head……
The villagers clung closely to wives and children as a second blood scream streamed from outside. After four months of peace, the days of Ganondorf's tyranny were back to Winsoft……
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"I'm so sick of this whole destine journey crap!!" Meeko screamed out through steamy air.
"Well…there is no way of getting out of it, right…" Rin sighed as sank into the water.
It was early morning and Meeko and Rin were in the bathes preparing for a clean, new day. There were few other girls there also, refreshing their souls and bodies before classes started. The bathing hall was a large rectangular room with colossal pool filling up most it. The waters were always being rejuvenated by small, manmade waterfall spurting from a stone head's mouth. With a hot spring being its source, the pool was both enjoyable warm and good for your health.
"The princess said that you had to go…" Rin continued, "…and shouldn't complain…with Link going with you…"
"That's the worst part!" Meeko cried, "You don't understand, Rin. You didn't see him in the wasteland……he's just a big coward that runs away."
"Didn't you say that he stuck his sword through that guy and he laughed about it" Rin countered, "And it was Ganondorf, too! Who wouldn't run?!"
Meeko didn't really think about that part…and what did she expect from Link anyway? Throughout the time-travel experience, Link was the claimer of the two and the most rational in decides. When Meeko had used Din's Howl on Ganondorf and sent him across the map she was as shocked as Link. She never had that much power before……maybe because of…Link? If that was true, then it made sense that he was Meeko's partner……but…she was really hopping it was Izunoo instead!!
"Maybe your right-" but before Meeko could finish a shriek turn the two's attention to the changing rooms. A black figure rushed past them and ran out the double doors.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Rin and Meeko shouted in unison.
"Somebody stole all the panties from the changing area!!" a girl replied behind the doors, trying to hide herself.
"WHAT!!"
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Link was laying on a couch still sound sleep from last night. When Rin had brought him to the lobby, she stayed on couch across from him to make such that Link was 'comfortable'…the entire night. Yeah…he didn't get sleep much…The lobby of the main wasn't as bad as he thought it was going to be. The sofas were big and soft…it had a nice fireplace that heated the entire room…and it was quiet…
"EEEEKKKKKK!!" …scratched that…
The scream awoke Link instantly. Looking down the left hall, Link saw an object racing toward him…or more accurately…to the exit behind Link. Rushing up and grabbing his sword, Link readied himself for the person. A bald headed man dressed in black with a sack tied around his neck skidded to a halt…
"Get out of the way!!" the man called out, "Do you want both of us to get thrashed!!"
"Sorry…" Link responded in a serious tone, "But you've got 'thief' written all over you…"
"Fool!! Do you think you can stop me!!" the bald man struck out his arm and took a pose, "I am the Sakon! Master Panty Thief!!"
"Master what-now……?"
"Hahahahahaha! For years I've studied the ancient art…to one day become greatest of all panty thieves!!" Holy Farore, Nayru, and Din he's not joking…"Now I make my debut at Hyrule's Cluster for Young Temple Maidens!!"
"He isn't a threat…" Link flatly commented, "…he's a perv…"
"So…you think that you can stop, young nave?" Sakon inquired as he saw Link's sword, "Rule number 72 of the Panty-stealing Handbook..." Somebody wrote it down?! "Protect your silky treasures with your very life!"
Sakon reached behind himself, producing a thin bladed dagger around a foot long. He then positioned his body in a way that Link could see that Sakon wasn't playing anymore…he knew how to handle the weapon. Link raised his sword for the attack. Sakon dashed around the couches and redirected towards Link. Link rolled out of the way and slashed back, but the pervert quickly jumped out of the way. This guy was fast…but not as fast as Kafei was, Link concluded. Sakon made another charge and Link was ready. Rolling behind him, Link jumped up and spun his sword, cutting the top the sack…
"NNNNOOOOO!!" Sakon bawled as the contents spilled out, "HOW COULD YOU!!"
Ran towards Link at full speed, Sakon was blinded in rage and tears. With one swift cut of his blade, Link knocked the dagger out of Sakon's hand and sent it spinning away. Sakon sank to his knees…deprived of his weapon and his jewels…he had nothing. Link gazed down at the perverted thief, judging at what to do with him.
"Sigh……Just go…" Sakon was amazed! No punishment!! He reached down to recollect his lost prizes…but Link promptly smacked the pervert on the head, "Leave…the panties…" Link growled through his teeth.
Sakon stood up. Knowing where he was defeated, the Master Panty Thief ran out the exit without a second guess. Letting out a heavy sigh, Link fell back into the sofa…he really hated this era……
Look over to the far cushion, the hero saw a lone pair of…women's undergarments. From the way in which they were arranged, Link could see that something written on the inside of them. Picking them up he saw the ancient symbols used in this time's language. Link couldn't read it, but it was pretty plain to see what it was……somebody…incase of losing them…had written her name in her underwear!! Link burst into laughter!
"HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Link fits of hooting could be heard throughout the building. That must have been the funniest thing he had seen all year!!
"LINNNNK!!" Link turned behind (still with a goofy grin across his face) and found Meeko dripping wet in a towel with Rin popping her head from behind her, equally as wet, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!"
"No, no! I stop-" but he was cut off as Meeko bashed one the lobby chairs onto Link's head (those are big chairs, people!!).
"Oh no! Link!!" Rin cried, requiring her innocent act. She rushed over to Link and pulled him into her not-so-clothed bosom, "Let me nurse you back to health…"
"NO!! I mean…I'm fine, really…" Link said as push away and fought the blush from coming to his face. He turned back to a still pissed Meeko, "I was trying to say that I stopped the perv that did this."
"OH!! Was that before or after you started cackling like a madman!!"
Link eyes narrowed at Meeko…did she really think so little of him? Ok, Link was sitting in room with panties spread across the floor…Ok, Link was holding a pair when Meeko came in…Ok, was laughing like an idiot at something that probably wasn't that funny…sigh…
"Meeko! Don't be so hard on Linkie-hun!" Rin got Link's head back in a huge, causing Link's eye to twitch, "If he wasn't here we would all be walking around…without any panties on…"
"Ok!! I want to get off the ride on!!" Link squealed!
Meeko was still blushing from Rin's remark when she realized that she was prancing about HALF NAKE!! Quickly wrapping her chest, Meeko tried to get her legs moving…but she was frozen to the spot! Her blush started to extend across the bear flesh that was viewable. Looking back at the two, Meeko saw Link staring at her like she was insane…
"STOP LOOKING!!" she exclaimed
"Sorry!!"
"Linkie! You can look at me if you want!!"
"NO!! I mean…That's ok…"
"Well isn't this a comical scene" Wait…one…two…that's somebody new!!
The three turned there attentions to a shadowy corner of the lobby where the new voice came from…and, of course, Izunoo was the one who walked out. The sight of her one true Izunoo, Meeko broke from her gods-I'm-embarrass mood and straight into gods-it's-Izunoo!! Meeko grasped her hands in front and stared at Izunoo with stars in her eyes (literally)…
"Izunoo!! What are you doing here?" Meeko asked in her girly teenager voice (…you know what I mean…).
"I just came to see if Link still needed to get in the castle…" Izunoo replied slyly, "…I mean…if you still need to go…"
"Link!!" Meeko said as though she was saying 'make-up test'.
"So you got me in, Izunoo?!" Link asked, his hopes rising as he tried to pull out of Rin's grip.
"…Mmmhh…I don't know if you to go…you seem pretty comfortable hear…" Izunoo tapped a finger on his hidden and grinning lips. It was an 'interest' picture in front of him…he hate to ruin it…
"Come on!!" Link dashed to Izunoo with Rin in tow behind him, "I'd do anything to get in!!"
"…Mmmmmmhhhhh…" Izunoo turned his back to Link and thought for a moment, "……I'll do it……if you spar with me…"
"That's it!! That's good for me!! I'll do it!!" Link ecstatic! He was finally going to see the princess of destiny and get the serious part of his mission…and get to Rinkar…
"But first…" Izunoo jumped in again, "I need to do something…" he walked over to Meeko and looked deeply into her eyes.
"W-What is it Izunoo…" Oh my goddesses!! "Did you want to ask me out to breakfast?! Lunch?! Dinner?! AFTERNOON TEA?!"
"Meeko…" Izunoo voice was so deep and soft and dreamy. He took Meeko's hand and……place his weapons pack on it, "Hold this…I need to go to the bathroom…"
And with that, Izunoo turned and left down the hall. Rin and Link stared after the sheikah, then turned back to Meeko. She looked like she was trying to laugh the matter away…to no avail. Appearing down at the pack, Meeko feel like crap…wait…Izunoo wouldn't leave his weapons pack to anyone!! This was his way of saying that he trusted her, Meeko resolved. Holding the weapons pack close to her heart, Meeko reacquire her star eyes. Link and Rin just stared back at her, blinking…
"What…?"
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After a quick bathroom break……Link and Izunoo found themselves in the Cluster's battle training grounds, a small courtyard with large mat lain on the grass. Each of the four walls of the training grounds had a door…and each door was locked. Izunoo didn't want anyone in the way for this match……but…Rin never knew a door she couldn't unlock…she lay hide in some bushes scattered around the courtyard.
"That was pretty impressive…what you did to that panty thief…" Izunoo stated to Link from across the mat, "As fast as he was…most people would have had to kill him…"
"Well, I don't really like the hold 'kill you' attitude!" Link smiled back as he examined the wooden training sword. Standard length for an one-handed broadsword, same weight too. They really wanted realism.
"Most people I know wouldn't give it much thought…" That caught Link's attention. Link wondered if it was Izunoo in his place…what would he have done, "…lets not think about such things anymore! Come on!"
Izunoo brought up his own wooden sword and motioned for Link to start swinging. Link was all too happy to take up the offer. Dashing at Izunoo, Link quickly took the advantage and put the sheikah on the defensive. Cutting and thrusting, Link's every move was blocked before it could even hit. Jumping back, Link decided to try something with more flavorful…Link stuck the practice weapon into his empty sheath and waited.
Izunoo was confused to say the least, but the opening was too good to refuse. Charging forward at full speed, Izunoo was a second away when…CRACK…in that second Link unleashed the Mortal Draw…and Izunoo countered!! Backing away, Izunoo found his sword broken in two from Link's failed attack.
"Now that was impressive…" Izunoo said as threw the hilt away, Link smirking back at him, "But…you were better off when I had a sword in way!"
Izunoo rushed at Link, throwing an assault of punches, kicks, and elbows. He was right! The sword did slow him down!! A sudden upward kick sent Link's sword flying out of the ring. Now weaponless and at very edge of the mat, Link could only think of one thing that could help him now…but he had to look for the right moment to do it……Izunoo ran forward and Link counter with a thrusting open hand, which Izunoo caught with his own hand. Link tried again with the other hand, ending with same resolute…then Link grinned…
"Got' cha!!"
With all his strength, Link barreled forward…pushing the surprised Izunoo to the other side of the mat. As Izunoo remained in his shock, Link moved his hands down to Izunoo waist, grabbed his belt with both hands, and tossed astonished sheikah off of the mat. Landing on his back with grunt, Izunoo looked up to Link clapping his hands clean of dust.
"Hhm…A swordsman who uses sumo…" Izunoo mused. Link was better than he thought…probably that was way he lost.
"Compared to the guys I normal sumo with…you're like a feather!" Link related as he walked over to Izunoo to lend a hand……then it happened…
As Link was walking, he tripped over a bulge in the mat and fell forward…onto Izunoo. Rin (who was in the bushes the whole time watching) stood up and let up yelp. From where she was positioned and angled it appeared that…Link…and Izunoo……were kissing?! Rin dashed from the bushes and through the door at a hundred miles an hour……
But……because of Rin's hurrying…she didn't notice that Link stopped himself an inch before the disaster even happened…
"Whoa! That was close!!" Link said as pushed himself up and offered a hand to Izunoo.
"…I'm use to girls being attracted to my lips…" Izunoo mocked as Link pulled him up, "…Not that I think any less of you because of your life-choices, Link!"
"You ready for round two…" snarled a narrow-eyed Link.
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Meeko was walking down the halls of the main building…still clinging to Izunoo's pack in one hand and her class-books in the other. She was on seventh-heaven since she know that Izunoo had trust in her…trust enough to take care of his weapons pack…then one day his heart…sigh…there was no way anyone could kill this feel…not even Link…
"MEEKO!!" twisting around, the girl saw Rin speeding towards her. Rin grind to a halt and panted for a second from all the running.
"Rin you're going to be late for you first class if you don't hurry." Meeko said to her.
"Meeko…huff…you're not…huff…you're not going to believe it…" Rin related slowly…why did she run the whole way there, again? Rin continued, "In the training grounds…huff…they fell…huff…and kissed!!"
"Rin, who are you talking about?" Oh gods…she hadn't the slightest idea…
"Link and…huff…and IZUNOO!!"
There was a second of silence before Meeko registered what she heard……
"…what…"
Rin's Flashback:
"Oh…that was a hard workout…" Said Izunoo.
"…Yeah…" Replied Link. He placed a hand on Izunoo's shirtless and sweaty chest, but Izunoo pushed him away.
"…No, Link……I can't let you!" Izunoo shielded his face with his hand.
"Izunoo…you can't deny the growing feels between us. I can't…" Link grabbed Izunoo in a instance embrace. He slided his hand slow up Izunoo face…
"Oh…Link…" their faces moved closer and closer…then…
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Meeko screamed, breaking Rin from her 'recount' of the event. Meeko rushed down hall that Rin came from at a speed even fast than Rin had run.
No…this can't be happening! Meeko thought back to panty incident…how Link snickered at the misfortunes of the girls loose something so private. Could his twisted perversions not be fulfilled with only their undergarments? Did Link need the feel of another's one true love to be satisfied? Meeko tighten the hold on Izunoo's weapons pack. She would never believe that Izunoo would willingly do such a thing…never, NEVER!! Soon, Meeko found the two men coming down the hall…Link's arm around Izunoo's shoulders……
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" she screamed again.
"M-Meeko…?" Izunoo and Link looked onto the breathless maiden in bewilderment.
"No…Izunoo…" Meeko squealed…everything that Rin said was true! "Why…why!!"
"Meeko don't worry about me. It just a broken-" but Link was pushed away by Meeko before he could finish. Link hopped backwards on one leg and waved his arms about, trying not to fall.
"Izunoo…" Meeko returning to Izunoo with tears in her eyes, "Please…tell me it was his fault…not yours!!"
"…Uuuhhhhh…" Izunoo didn't know if should answer, "……Well…I was the one who broke the bone…"
Meeko was horrified!! Izunoo said he was the one!! He was the one who kissed back!! He was the one who felt Link's chest!! He was the one who said yes!! He was the one!! He was the ONE!! Meeko sank down into a crouch as the black cloud of gloom position itself over her……her life was over…she was over…
"Uh…Meeko…" Izunoo said to the maiden as he replaced Link's arm around his shoulder to help support him, "I have to go with Link to the hospital wing…ok?" and they continued off.
Meeko watch the pair go off (toward the hospital wing). Where to, she did not want to know (the hospital wing!!)……what hope did Meeko have now that her one true Izunoo was gone-NO!! She wouldn't let this happen! Izunoo trusted Meeko with his weapons pack…with his heart!! She need to steer that heart back to his destine love. A new mission was set in stone before Meeko: She would set Izunoo down the path of true love……and keep Link as far away from her Izunoo as possible……
Author's Note: So...chapter finished. It was getting painful to write there, so please tell me your opinions. This writing characters thing...it's scarring me a bit. A third of the stuff I'm writing I don't want to write, but I HAVE TO because that's their character. I hopping Meeko is steering away from "I'm a tomboy and only tomboy girls are cool."
I'm not saying I hate tomboys...I just saying their a dime a dozen on ...the WHOLE WEBSITE...EVERY SECTION!! Come on fanfic writers!! Stop making carbon copies of each other and try to go someplace new! Meeko isn't going to be a "Maiden in the tower" type, but she is going to be girly...girlier than a tomboy...
Seriously, fanfic writers...be original or die...
Edited 9/26/08: That was interesting. I must say that I like this chapter the most, especial since I edited it. The 'Author's Note' was the worst! Eew!!
Their isn't that many tomboys in the sections, really. It's just when people use that character type, they don't make them cute...which defeats the reason to have a tomboy.
