Sorry about the long update……I've been busy, but I had some spare time and worked on this.

Disclaimer: Me and Leslie do not own Naruto…speaking of which it is her birthday this weekend.

How to annoy Kakashi

1 )Play "I will survive" over the intercom

2) Take away all of his Make out paradise books.

3) Send him to porn addiction anonymous.

4) Tell him that the reason why he has silver hair is because he's extremely old.

5) Dye his hair brown

6) Glue his mask on so he can't take it off to eat

7) Tell the Hokage that he is too old to be teaching anymore and make him retire

8) Tell him that Guy has a surprise for him at the hotsprings (tell him he also has to put on a speedo.)

9) Hot glue his Sharingan eye shut

10) Put him in an asylum.

11) Ask him at awkward times what's under his mask

12) Tail him constantly to find out why he's late

13) When you find him at the monument cooe "Aww! That's so sweet!" and hug him as hard as you can.

14) Tell Gai that Kakashi has wanted to have another competition.

15) Call him Kaka-chan

16) Tell Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto to be late for team 7's meetings and try to get Kakashi to come on time if not at least earlier then usual.

17) Claim that Kakashi has a lazy eye and that's why it's always covered

18) Call him Chewbacca

19) Doodlie in his make out paradise

20) Cut his hair Gai sensei style as he's sleeping

21) Say "Yosh" at really weird times.

22) Tell everyone he's a marriage/sex councillor

23) Ask if he and Iruka teach sex ed and do demonstrations at the academy

24) Ask if he likes Iruka

25) Put him on a blind date with Iruka

26) Claim his sharingan eye is a contact and that he lost the other one

27) Call him a vampire

28) Ask him if he knows Shigure Sohma

29) Buy shigure's books and as he reads them tell spoil the ending for him.

30) Use his excuses for tardyness on him when you're late. (from Lord Lazy pants)

That ends my how to annoy Kakashi list, next is Tsunade-hime and then...Deidara, he aughta be fun... don't forget to review! Thankyou!

Sakura Sama 101 signing off.