Chapter 7
The two sisters were now outside in the backyard, now the teachings would really begin!
Lesson 1: What do you with a slimy disgusting dog?
Saliva came and slobbered both Mandy and Mia. Mandy looked at Mia, waiting for a response. Mia toddled over towards the dog, patted on the head and gave it her old cookie, Saliva licked her again, Mia giggled.
Mandy groaned.
As Mandy grabbed Mia by her little hand and dragged her away, she didn't notice Saliva choking on the old cookie.
Lesson 2: What do you do with a snobby brat girl?
The two walked along the sidewalk until they bumped into Mindy.
"Why looking here Mandy now has own mini loser, justwhat Endsville needed!", said the brat. She then laughed stupidly as Mandy looked at Mia for a response.
"Pitty gir", said Mia (Translation:Your uglier then a horse's behind).
Not Mandy or Mindy understood what that ment, but it sounded like "Pretty girl".
Mandy slapped herself in the face. Mindy said, "Aww...shucks. What sweet little girl. I guess I was wrong, Your much cooler then your sister."
Mandy then dragged Mia Away to Billy's house. It wasn't till they were out of sight did Mindy realized something.
"Hey, wait a minute!"
Lesson 3: What do you do with a bag of bones?
Mandy and Mia came into the living room, were Grim sat on the couch.
"Hey bonehead, what are ya watching?"
"Not like I'll tell you mon."
Mandy looked at Mia again, her expression sayinglast chance.
Mia looked at the TV guide, closed it, and grabbed the remote from Grim.
"Hey what do you think your doing mon?"
Mia then changed the channel to the horror movie channel.
"All right mon!"
"Mia!"
"You know at first I thought Mia was going to be just like you, but she's actully pretty sweet, you could lern a thing or two from her!"
Mandy then dragged Mia away.
Grim then said, "I wonder what their showing anyway.". He grabbed the TV guide and scermed. That day they were showing "Killer of the Reeper"
Grim tried to change the channel, but it looked like Mia took the remote with her.
"Noooooooooooooooo! Curse you Mia!"
Mia was confused, after all, she had done all the right things, right?
