Jerry's Cup of Tea

Chapter 2 – Pretty Please

Jerry was still sniffling. He was sitting down on the floor, at Kanda's feet. Kanda had frozen in shock. Had the pink haired chef really said what he thought he said? He said he wanted to go to… a tea party?

He just stood there in shock. He didn't really know what to do. He knew that when Jerry said something, he meant it. Like the time when Komui's robot had destroyed a lot of the inside on the black order and Jerry had been made to clean up. He refused to serve anyone breakfast (Allen almost died).

Rather than face an eternity of Lavi's cooking, Kanda said something he would never have to anyone else for any reason.

"If you don't quit… I'll…throw a tea party…"Kanda managed to gasp out, utterly revolted by his own words.

Jerry changed from being a miserable lump to a bright shining beacon of happiness. He was bouncing off the walls (no not really) and cheering.

"REALLY!!! Oh Kanda! You have no idea how happy you've made me!" Jerry gushed.

Kanda's POV

Kanda got up and left the cafeteria. He suddenly realised what he had just said. He had just said… that he would throw a FUCKING TEA PARTY FOR THAT FUCKING PINK HAIRED BAKA!!!! Kanda's rage started to build up inside him. He wanted to kick himself and settled for kicking the finder that passed him. The finder gasped and ran as far as he could from the VERY angry samurai.

What the hell was he thinking!!! Offering to throw that baka a tea party! But then Kanda remembered. The fate of his soba lay in his hands. He would not subject himself to disgusting food for the rest of his life at the black order.

That was when he realised he had no idea how to throw a tea party.

Kanda sat down, he was somewhere between the men's bathroom and the library. He had no idea why he was here. He was near Lenalee's room. LENALEE!! She could help him! She was a girl; she probably knew how to do this type of thing. He ran as fast as he could to her room and started banging on the door, not caring that it was 6 am and that she was probably asleep.

A very sleepy Lenalee opened the door and she seemed shocked that Kanda was standing there, puffed and looking very anxious.

"What's wrong Kanda?" Lenalee asked cautiously.

"It's Jerry!! He's crazy! He threatened to leave the order if he doesn't go to a fucking tea party!!! So I told him that I would throw him a tea party, but I don't want to and I don't know how to bloody throw a bloody tea party!!!" Kanda was in a state. He was always emotionless in front of Lenalee. He never lost his temper with her. Kanda was flapping his arms in distress, as if he was drowning.

Lenalee just stared at him.

"I don't know what to do! What the hell!!! Please help me!!"

Lenalee just stared at him.

"Stop staring at me!!!"

Lenalee shook herself out of the shock.

All the commotion had attracted the attention of Miranda and Lavi who were passing by. As they approached the sound of somebody panicking, they were shocked to see that Kanda was almost crying (author's note: Now that is a sight I wanna see!! ;) ^^) and Lenalee, who was in her pyjamas, trying to calm him down.

They approached the two cautiously. Kanda was shouting about Jerry, tea parties, soba and Lavi's horrible cooking.

"HEY! My cooking is not that bad!" Lavi cried defensively.

Kanda turned around. He had tears in his eyes, and his face was a mixture of shock and distress.

"Are…are you ok, Kanda-san?" Miranda asked timidly.

"NO! IM NOT BLOODY OK!!!"

"EEEKKK!!! I'M SORRY!" Miranda shrieked.

"Ok…ok… let's calm down peoples. Now Kanda, take a deep breath and tell me what's wrong."

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Solo: Yawwnnn… I am so tired. Ho hum… this story is finally shaping up and I managed to put in something I always wanted to see… Kanda crying!!!

Kanda: I was not fucking crying!

Solo: You were crying!

Kanda: Was not!!

Solo pulls out a pink tutu.

Kanda starts crying again.

Solo: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SO CUTE!!!

Solo grabs Kanda and gives him a big kiss!

Kanda: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!

Solo: Heehehee… Since I'm not in the real D. Gray Man story I'm gonna kiss you now.

Solo tackles Kanda to the ground.

Solo (to readers): Ok… now go away!!

Due to the fact that the author has dragged a screaming Kanda into her room, this chapter is now over. ;)