1It's been a very, very, very long time since I uploaded, and I am terribly sorry. I hope you can forgive me and read this lovely fourth installment with it being Edward's point of view. BTW, I plan on doing this differently from the book, don't worry.
EPOV
Do not own Twilight.
We began running towards the clearing, with thoughts of the dreaded baseball game. But I promised myself only happy thoughts of Bella and I. I began to think about the rest of our lives together. We hadn't talked about the whole sex thing, but with every pleading glance my Love gave me, I began to give in little by little. Maybe by our wedding night, I will already have given in...
"Yo, bro. Were here," Emmett threw me a black backpack, "Put whatever is in there on. Or Alice will be on our asses, and I don't know about you, but that little pixie is the last thing I want on me." Emmett began a booming laugh.
With that Jasper threw a rock at Emmett's head, it bounced off his head. All Emmett did was swat away an imaginary fly. With that I gave a little chuckle while I opened up my backpack, everyone had one; Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper. Ben didn't want to come with us, which was kind of a relief. I opened up my bag, which was near the left of the mini semi-circle we unconsciously made. I decided not to look in mine until after I saw one of the other outfits.
"So, What are we going to do tonight?" I asked them, even though they told me, more Alice, that I couldn't have any details. I also couldn't look into their minds tonight, kind of difficult, but better to stay out then go in.
"Were not allowed to say, you know that Edward." Jasper turned to me after putting his old clothes in the bag. He was wearing a tighter version of black jeans, with skateboard shoes, the label said 'Vans'. He had a red fitting shirt that also had the label 'Vans' written on it in black writing, with a skateboard underneath the label. He looked like Tony Hawk, but more pale.
"Nice outfit, Jaz. I wonder if Alice will be matching all of us with our spouse," he winked at me, " or future spouse. Well, how do I look?" Carlisle did a little turn for us, he was standing on the outside next to me, with Jasper on the other side of me, and Emmett on the other end. Carlisle was wearing a creamy white button down shirt with a blood red tie. He was wearing a classy black pant, with those Italian white lines down them. On his feet, he had black man thongs, or how Bella calls them, flip-flops.
"Oh, wow. If we are matching our babes, mom's gonna be smokin." Emmett touches his behind and makes a sizzling sound.
Carlisle just gives a little smile, "She always does, Emmett. She always does. Ok, the two of you," he pointed at Emmett and I, "get dressed we have to leave in 2 minutes."
"Hold on, I'll be right back." Emmett left with his cell phone in hand, wait, I think that was mine... I shrugged it off, and looked in my backpack. There was a pair of pants that looked they would be extremely form fitting. I looked to see what else was in the bag, just a pair of 'flip-flops'. I dumped the bag upside down, and nothing came out. I was about to unzip one of the zippers on the outside when Emmett handed me the phone with a look of shame. Oh, no.
"Bella...?"
"Don't wear the Speedo or our "honeymoon" will be like 'Hell's Kitchen' just minus the British Guy. And instead of contestants, your whole family will be there, for it will be in our house. Get it, got it, good. See you tonight." With that, I heard a clink, clink, and then a disconnected sound of the cell phone. I guess she threw it out of the moving vehicle.
"Emmett.... What the hell did you say to her? She sounded pissed." I couldn't help but chuckle, Bella barely ever got pissed.
"Well, I thought she was Rose...and well, I told her we would have our own little 'honeymoon'." He looked down, more ashamed then ever. It wasn't until then that I realized what he was wearing. A big, giant, yellow banana suit. I noticed Jasper and Carlisle rolling on the floor, holding their sides, with a note next to Jasper's bag. It read:
Dear Cullen Boys,
The outfits you have will fit you perfectly, and you must wear them, no matter what. That means you Emmett, it may be embarassing, but each one of you will match your significant other. Well, maybe not you Emmett, but you know how to deal with situations like that. Love you all.
Sincerely,
Alice
P.S. Edward there is a backpack behind the tree that the family had planted.
I couldn't help but start laughing, really really hard. I looked up at Emmett, he had just kicked his backpack, with his hands in his pocket, and laugh even harder.
"You wouldn't be laughing if you were in this suit. Rose is going to be furious, and not even at the person who planned this whole damn thing. Holy hell! This blows." He kicked his backpack again, and it landed across the clearing, and though the trees. He gets so worked up over nothing.
I reached behind the tree, we planted that tree when the family had finished growing, but we never knew this would happen. I guess a new tree will be in order. I received the backpack and pulled out a more proper attire for being seen in public. There was a pure black t-shirt with a 'V' cut in the front. I pulled my shirt off and put the black one on, it was a silky cloth feeling, very comfortable. Then I pulled out a pair of pants that were a black sweat looking pants. After I pulled my current pants off, I pulled the sweats on, and found they were nothing like sweat pants. They were as comfortable as sweat pants, but were of a thicker, more fitting quality. Fitting to the shape of my legs, with the soft feel of cotton. I then pulled out my very own pair of 'flip-flops'. I still had no idea what we were doing tonight.
"Alright, now that your dressed Edward, we can be on our way." Carlisle picked up all the backpacks, and threw them by the family tree, where it landed gently. He started to turn, I thought he was going to start running, but he just continued walking, with Emmett and Jasper closely behind.
"Were not running?" I was shocked, that's what we usually do.
"Of course not, Alice said to not run in our outfits, that it would ruin our outfits if we did. And we must keep appearances." Jasper gave me a lite punch on my arm.
I followed them until we got to Carlisle's Mercedes. Oh, what a beautiful it was. I followed into the passenger seat, because they wouldn't let me the seat in the back, since its my special night. The top of Emmett's banana was bent over, we all had a little chuckle over this.
"Just step on it Carlisle, this isn't just embarrassing, its uncomfortable. Alice better have a good excuse for this, cause she's just as good as dead." With that, Carlisle reached the highway, and pressed the gas down all the way, and 200 miles per hour never felt so good.
