Mhmm, I was actually working on Mutation but then I got a damn writers block... and its bad cuz Its like right at the begining of the chapter. Only got 400 words done on it... or something like that. Neway, I just started randomly typing stuff and this is what I got. Oh I didn't spellcheck or anything and didn't go back to fix my mistakes. Im so 1337
Sonic the Hedgehog randomly appeared in the Ark as Shadow and Maria were walking through the ugh... isles?
"Yo wazzup shads?!" The blue hedgehog waved.
"Who the fuck are you?!"
"SHADOW WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"
"Shad up I talk the way I want to talk, now who are you ho?!"
"It is me..." Sonic put on a serious expression. "I AM... YOUR FATHER!!"
"WHAT THE FU--"
"SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG WATCH UOUR MOTH!"
"SHUT UP I TALK TH WAY I WANT TO TALK!"
Sonic smirked at th e scene he created. He created a total disaster. He evily chuckled.
"Haha,... evil mind-fuck!" He pulled out the white chaos emerald and time traveled way just like in Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.
"Look Maria! I talk the way I want to talk! I'm a fricken teenager! You can't control me!"
"YOUR NOT A TEENAGER! YOUR ONLY FRICKEN MONTHS OLD!!"
"Hmph! 3 months!" Maria smaked the pudding out of SHadow. Out of nowehre, another timehole appeared. Anf out came... Shadow the Hedgehog number two!
"Holy rocket science it's another me!" Shadow number two said as he watched Shadow number one fight with Maria.
"Oh my science its all of that damn hedgehogs fault!" Hadow number two yelled in frustration. He knew Sonic caused this fiasco and there was no way to stop it now. "God its worser thenwhen britney spears shaved her head. ALl of the damn site pop ups were filled with her shaved head!!! I like to click on those things to mess up Fakers computer with viruses!!"
Somewhere in the future...
"DAMN THAT SHAODW!! I FOT MORE VIRUSES!?!!?!?!" Sonic looked behind himself to see a two tailed fox workin on something.
"TAILS FIS THIS DAMN COMPUTER NOW!!" the blue hedgehog yelled.
The small 'kitsune' as the japanese freaks like to calll him, stared at Sonic long and hard antil he funally answered. "Gimmie 10 dollars."
I have nothing against japanese lovers!! Oh and I also got Sonic Unleashed for Xbox 360! IT IS SO FRIGGING TIGHT!! DON'T LISTEN TO GAMESPOT OR IGN THEY ARE FRICKEN RETARDED!! I love it. I don't know why people don't like the werehog. I personally love doing awesome combos and beating the crap out of enemies.
