Me: *scorched* and now we're back on "The Avatar I'm Bored Show." I'm in a bad mood today so don't anger me… *eyes dart dangerously at the sword mounted on the wall* ERIN!!!

Erin: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT???????

Me: can you cover for me while I take a shower?

Erin: sure. *Emedy leaves* and in case you peeps don't know, I'm Emedy's little sis.

Joe: and I'm her little brother. but Erin's older than me.

Erin: anyhow, the characters are here! BRACE YOURSELVES FOR IMPACT!!!!

*Everyone except Emedy, Erin, And Joe come crashing into the studio arguing with louder than average screaming*

Toph: JUST FACE IT! PEANUT BUTTER IS WAY BETTER THAN JAM!

Suki: BUT YOU EAT PB&J'S!

Toph: THAT'S BECAUSE I HATE HAM SANDWICHES!

Suki: WHAT'S THAT HAVTA DO WITH YOU EATING PB&J'S?

Toph: EVERYTHING!

Suki: NOTHING!
*meanwhile with Sokka and Zuko*

Zuko: I HAVE WAY MORE FANGIRLS THAN YOU!

Sokka: NO! I DO!

Zuko: YOU DON'T CAUSE I'M HOTTER THAN YOU AND MORE POPULAR!

Sokka: WELL I WAS ACTUALLY FRIENDS WITH AANG IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Zuko: NO! YOU THOUGHT HE WAS A FIRENATION SPY AND BANISHED HIM FROM OUR TRIBE!

Sokka: HOW DID YOU KNOW??

Zuko: KATARA TOLD ME!
*meanwhile with Ozai and CM (Cabbage Man)*

Ozai: HEY WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH THOSE CABBAGES?

CM: SURE! BUT WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? WE'RE NOT ARGUING!

Ozai: NO IDEA!!! *takes cantoloupes (sp?) and stomps on them* HAHA! YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!

CM: COURSE I DID! THAT'S WHY I GAVE YOU CANTOLOUPES INSTEAD OF MY CABBAGES! SEE HERE THEY ARE! *holds up cabbages*

Ozai: *runs at CM in desperation to destroy cabbages*
*meanwhile with Aang and Katara*

Katara: YOU LOOK UGLY IN A BONNET AND BIB AND BABY CLOTHES!! WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE ALL OF THOSE WORDS STARTS WITH A "B!!!"

Aang: NO I LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN A BONNET AND BIB AND BABY CLOTHES!! WOW THAT IS A COINCIDENCE!!!

Katara: LET'S JUST FOCUS ON HOW YOU LOOK IN A BONNET AND BIB AND BABY CLOTHES!!!!

Aang: OK!!!! I LOOK AMAZING!!!

Katara: YOU LOOK LIKE A TRASH PILE!!!!

Aang: Oooh! Is there a banana peel???

Katara: I JUST SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE A TRASH PILE, YOU IDIOT!!!

Aang: I LOOK LIKE A SPARKLING NEW CAR!!!!

Katara: Oooh! Is it a Honda? HONDAS ROCK!!!!

Aang: NO!!! TOYOTAS DO!!!!!

Katara: Ok, Mazdas are way better than Toyotas.

Aang: Infinitis are way better than Mazdas.

Katara: Jeeps are better than Infinitis.

Aang: Hummers are better than Jeeps.

Katara: Why aren't we yelling?

Aang: no idea......let's yell again!!!

Katara: YEAH!!!!
*meanwhile with Erin and Joe*

Erin: 0_0

Joe: 0_0

Joe: I'll take care of this.

Erin: WHAT?

Joe: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS!!

Erin: OK!

Joe: PEOPLE!!!

*everyone except Erin look at Joe then start arguing again*

Erin: well that didn't work.

Joe: WHAT???

Erin: WELL THAT DIDN'T WORK!!!

Joe: OH!!!

Me: I'm back! *looks at Erin and Joe, then at everybody else* oh crud.

PEOPLE!!!! STOP ARGUING!!!! Yousee, you have to you italic and bold.

Joe: Oh.

Toph: What? I need to tell Suki here why mayonaisse (sp?) is better for dipping french fries in then honey mustard!

Everyone else except Suki: o_0

Me: We have to film "The Avatar I'm Bored Show!"

Everyone except Erin, Joe, and Me (EEEJM): So?

Me: you get a paycheck!

EEEJM: We're in!

Me: I never thought they would agree. Anyhow, *looks at watch* times up!

Creepy Announcer Guy With Really Deep Voice (CAGWRDV): And we'll be back after this commercial break!

Author's note: Hey, when you review this episode, please, come up with a fitting name for CM (cabbage man) and CAGWRDV. All entries due January 7, 2008. Thanks! Oh, and check out my other FF, Fiery Earth: Leaving Me Behind. And I just updated it with a new chapter! Thanks again!