Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly or Avatar. I believe Viacom does.
Me: Hello everyone! Our creepy announcer guy has a name! Hey, why don't you tell them?
Fred: It's Fred and I don't like it.
Erin: Who cares?
Joe: *suddenly* THE CHARACTERS ARE COMING!!!!
*Toph, Suki, Zuko, Sokka, Katara, Aang, Ozai, and Maz (otherwise known as TSZSKAOM) come in arguing like last episode*
Me: STOP!!
TSZSKAOM: NO!!
Me: STOP OR ELSE YOU WON'T GET A SALARY!!
*TSZSKAOM instantly become quiet*
Me: Ok, I have an announcement to make!
Very Rude Guy from the Audience: Just get on with it!
Me: I was going to! *ahem* I've decided to get Azula on the show and Mai and Ty Lee and so on.
Very Rude Guy from the Audience 2: Why do we want to know?
Sokka: Cause you've never seen Azula's criminal record!
Toph: It's here on the screen.
*the screen is blank*
Suki: No it's not!
Toph: George!
George: On it! *he presses a button on a remote and screen is blank* It's not working, boss!
Ozai: Boss?
Toph: I need an assistant that's not blind to help me do stuff. His name's George.
Ty Lee: duh, it's not working cause Azula is innocent!
Katara: No she's not! Nerd!
Random Nerd: I'm trying!
Katara: just hurry up and hack into Emedy's computer controlling the screen!
Me: WHAT?!
Katara: It's nothing! Hurry up, nerd!
*few seconds later*
Random Nerd: Done!
Sokka: Well make Azula look like she's guilty of many crimes!
*few seconds later*
Random Nerd: Done!
Me: Hmmmm....the screen says, "Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. *Emedy keeps going on for 1846304 hours* Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd. Azula punches nerd." Very convincing, nerd.
Random Nerd: Really?
Me: No. No one believes it. Except maybe that stupid police officer that looks suspiciously like Sokka....0_0
Police Officer--Sokka: You're arrested, Azula, for punching a nerd.
Mai: give it up, Sokka. There's no hope.
Katara: Are you always so bored?
Suki: You're just saying that cause you're jealous of her cause of Zuko!
Aang: Yeah right. *sarcastically, duh*
Zuko: *appears out of nowhere* Well why don't you just ask me? *disappears*
*long pause*
Erin: Who was that?
Joe: I dunno.
Zuko: *appears out of nowhere again* Do I always get ignored? *disappears*
Erin: It's that noise again! Who do you think it is?
Ty Lee: Well it certainly wasn't Zuko. He's in Hawaii.
Mai: Hawaii? I MUST GO TO HAWAII!!!
Katara: I MUST ALSO GO TO HAWAII!!!
Me: COMMERCIAL!!!
Police Officer--Sokka: You're arrested for being random.
Erin: Everyone knows you're Sokka, Sokka!
Police Officer--Sokka: *pulls off mustachio* OOWWWW!!!! DAT HURT!!!!
Joe: duh. Anyhow, COMMERCIAL ALREADY!!!!
*commercial*
Katara: *to the Orbit guy* I need to follow my Zuko who's in Hawaii!
Orbit dude: Your boyfriend?
Katara: JUST GET ME THE TICKETS!!!
Orbit dude: Ok, ok. *Presses buttons on his laptop* You can take the fastest Water Surf team from Los Angeles to Honolulu and because you are conveniently located in L. A.
Mai: *suddenly pops out of nowhere* GIVE ME THAT LAPTOP!!! *grabs laptop rudely, throws it on the ground, and stomps on it* HA! NOW YOU CAN'T GO TO ZUKO!!!
Katara: WELL NOW YOU CAN'T EITHER!!!
Suki: *at camera* CUT!!! *Mai and Katara are still shouting* CUT, PEOPLES!!!! CUT!!!! CUT!!!!!
Mai and Katara: What?
Suki: Um...you're on camera!!
Mai and Katara: Oh! *they walk outside and their shouts can be heard in the background*
Suki: *gets in front of camera* Use Orbit! Bye. *screen goes black*
*end of commercial*
Ursa: I'm not going to use Orbit. I'm using Travelocity. That nome is so tiny!
Iroh: It's spelled Gnome.
Ursa: No it's not!
Iroh: Is to!
Ursa: Gnome is stupid!
Iroh: HOT DOG!!!! THAT'S KINDA LIKE WHEN CARLY AND SAM SAID THAT POSSI IS STUPID!!!!
Ursa: OOOOOOOHHHH!!! HOT DOG, WHERE????
Iroh: Down the street.
*Ursa runs out the door and a long pause takes place*
Toph: Why iCarly?
Iroh: *screams like girl* You mean you don't like it?!?!
Toph: Er...never seen it.
Iroh: *screams like girl again and then talks in very girly voice* OMG!!! You havta see iGo To Japan!! You, like, suffer, from lack of iCarly!!! *presses button on random remote and iGo To Japan is playing on the big screen.*
Toph: Uh....you forget, I can't see.
Iroh: ......oh......guess I'll go get a donut.
Ursa: *rushes in* WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE???????
Iroh: next to the hot dog place.
Ursa: I NEED A JELLY DONUT!!! *runs to Dunkin' Donuts*
Iroh: See ya later. *walks across the street to Dunkin' Donuts*
Me: Well....LET'S BOOK A CRUISE TO HAWAII!!!!!
Cabbage Man: Where do we get the money?
Ozai: WE STEAL IT!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Joe: No, we use it on Sokka's credit card.
*Mai and Katara rush in*
Mai: We're going to Hawaii!!!! NOW I CAN PUT MY PLAN TO GET RID OF KATARA IN ACTION!!!!!!
Katara: SAY WHAT?
Mai: nothing.
Katara: I still hate you.
Mai: I hate you too.
Aang: OOOOOHHHH!!!!! I HAVE TO PACK MY BIB AND BONNET AND MAH BEAR, MR. FOOFOOCUDDLYPOOPYKINS!!!!!!
Toph: Mr. Foofoocuddlypoopykins?
Aang: *very angry* YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT????
Toph: Um, yeah.
Aang: *regular again* Oh. Well, I'm very sorry. But I have the right to name my bear whatever I want and it is legal for me to do so.
Toph: When did you ever pay attention to the law?
Aang: I went to law school for 10 seconds 'cause Spencer did but I found it very boring so I quit.
Suki: 10 seconds?
Aang: Yup.
Me: Anyhow, our time here is up!!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON.....
Audience: THE! AVATAR! I'M! BORED! SHOW!!!!!
*Television screen goes black*
Erin: Finally! I trained the audience for 139478630 hours for them to do that!
Sokka: Hey! No talking after the screen goes black!!!
Erin: You're talking.
Sokka: No I'm not!
Erin: You just said, "No I'm not!"
Sokka: JUST TURN OFF THE MICROPHONE!!!!
Nerd: OK, OK!!!
~Emedy
Acknowledgments: I named Toph's assistant and the Announcer guy after Fred and George Weasley from Harry Potter (by J. K. Rowling) just because I couldn't think of others. I named Cabbage Man Max after the camera man in B1uski3sxo's The Avatar Show LIVE! on the Avatar Fan Fiction Message Boards on .
