Zexion and His Many Jobs
Disclaimer: I shouldn't have to put this up, I don't own anything, never will either.
A/N: longer one at the bottom, sorry I haven't updated.
Chapter 5: Scary Surprises
Well I have done it again, I just had to give in to him. Why do I always give in? I think it is his eyes, they are just so irrestible. Well do you want to know where I am now? In a locker room. Not just any locker room though, a football teams locker room, and it smells.
How I ever got a job in a locker I will never know, all I know is that I have to clean it. The smell is putrid; farts, sweat, and just all around nasty. I have to take the laundry to the laundry room, clean the showers, and the lockers that have been emptied out. It is going to be down right nasty.
Well I am going to start with picking up the laundry. Walking around the locker room I see that there is actually a rolling laundry basket thing. That makes life easier. I grabbed the basket and start walking around the locker room picking up the towels that the stupid football players just threw to the floor. Then I come upon something that I thought I never would have had to deal with, one of the guys nasty underwear. Gross. I wish I had tongs or something, but I don't. Crap. I quickly pick up the underwear, with only minimal cloth touching and with the tips of my thumb and pointer finger, and fling them into the basket.
I carry on doing this for another ten minutes. You know, football players are slobs. Really they are, I found socks, more underwear, boxers, shirts, and countless other things that shouldn't be there. Then I dropped the full laundry basket at the laundry room, not my job to wash the clothes, thank god. Now off to the next object to attack.
The showers.
I go over to the showers in the far corner of the room, and almost pass out. There seemed to be an inch or more of grim and dirt on the walls. I go over to the janitors closet and find the Zap, it is very nice for cleaning shower walls. I walked over to the showers again and started spraying the Zap on heavily. I scrubbed the walls and found a floor brush and was able to get the grim and rust off the floor too.
I had to go on the hunt for some CLR or anything else so I could get the crud off of the shower heads so then the jets could actually let the water out. Once I found the CLR I soaked the shower heads until they sparkled and turned them on so I could rinse off the walls and floor from the Zap.
The shower did smell of B.O. and other things I didn't want to think about but now after almost three hours of scrubbing I was able to get it to smell of the Zap, which just has a chemical smell but at least it was better then what is was.
Now I was ready to tackle the empty lockers- no pun inteneded-and hopefully be able to run away from there never to return. There seemed to be at least twenty lockers that needed to be detail cleaned.
I went to the first locker with some of the cleaning supplies I had a bucket with bleach and water and a bucket of just water. The plain water was to help get the bleach off of the locker, a rinse if you will. The first locker didn't have anything too bad, a few wrappers and some chewed gum that was stuck to the side, not to bad.
The second through eighth lockers were just disgusting. They had spilled food, and one had on old banana peel, that one made me almost puke, super sensitive smell and old banana, yeah I started to loose consiousness. Another had melted candy, and one had something that I couldn't recognize. That one made me run to the garbage and I did puke. The smell was of garbage dump and body odor, just disgusting.
The nineth through eighteenth lockers wheren't too bad again, just needed to be cleaned, one had an old pair of soiled underwear, I just through those out, ack.
The nineteenth and twentith lockers were something that I ran away from for a few moments, the smell that came wafting from them seemed like something died in them. When I finally opened them I found not only food but spilled drinks, soda, gatorade, and it looked like alcohol but I couldn't be certian. I put a lot of bleach water on them to let it soak and I still had to find a scaper and scrape the crap from the bottom. I also found some nasty clothing hanging from the hooks towards the top that I through out because the reeked of what I cleaned off the bottom.
After I finished cleaning the lockers I swept the floors and washed them, then I ran home. Once I got in the castle, everyone that I passed gagged and put their cloaks over their noses. I ran straight to my bathroom and took a shower and got a whole new clean waredrobe to wear.
I swear on my grave, I will never ever to that ever again! That was horrible. I am fighting a headache and I sprayed some Axe Essence around my room so then I would smell that instead of the B.O. and crap of that locker room.
I went over to my bookshelf and pulled one of my favorite books out and sat down in my chair and saw that there was a flyer of some sort stuck in it. Well that is odd wonder what it is? I pulled it out and just a quickly crumpled it up and hid in my nook by my window, so then I didn't have to do that job.
A/N: Ok, sorry for not updating in a long time, I know this probably isn't the best but it is late and I feel bad for not getting anything out for a while. I wanted to give you something so you wouldn't loose hope in me. I will continue I have just been busy, and lazy. I will try to have a better chapter next time.
Also, sorry if there is more grammer and spelling mistakes then usual, I have to use WordPad and it doesn't have spell or grammer check. So very sorry. My Microsoft Word is on the fritz so I can't use it, but I am still trying to get you more chapters.
Sorry for the long a/n. Really I am.
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