Hello My name is KaInu Komaru but you can call me KaInu-chan And I've been wondering If Light-kun was an animal what animal would he be? Also wahts Your favorite color
Hello, KaInu-chan.
I have never thought of being an animal, but I suppose if I had to decide I would be a lion.
Lions are considered kings of the jungle and are a natural predator to everyone.
Blood: Dude. You would totally be a turkey.
Light: Turkey..?
Blood: They're asexual!
Light: …
My favorite color is red.
Blood: Because it's sexy, right?
Light: GO AWAY.
Thank you for your inquiry, KaInu-chan.
First off: Yes, I do think that Beyond-kun is hotter than you. Much. Deal with it.
Now, as to questions...
Do you admit to having a multi-personality?
This question's for your Kira half:
Is it true that you are known to mollest mirrors because you can't resist
your own face?
And for Light:
What the heck is up with you and potato chips, man?
- Kanki (The Misa cosplayer that left your for Matt (who was only avaliable
because Mello took off with Near, long story...) who, yes, is ALSO much hotter
- and nicer - than you)
Why, you—!
Blood: Now, now, Light. Remember our deal?
Light: *sigh* 'No using the Death Note on the fans'…
Blood: Good! Now: continue!
Light: Ugh. Fine.
Dear Kanki,
I still have no idea who this Beyond character is. Honestly, where did all of you hear about him in the first place? He can't possibly be as hot as me though…
Anyways. On to the questions.
I DO NOT HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY.
My doctor has confirmed that.
Kira: Don't listen to that psycho, babe. He's the craziest SOB I've ever met.
Light: Not you again! Get out of my head! And stop licking Misa's compact mirror!
Kira: Oh yeah, babe. My fiiiine self can't get enough of my goodies!
Light: Shut up!
Kira: No!
Light: Yes!
Kira: Screw you, homo.
*Ahem*
What do you mean 'what is up with me and potato chips'? Just because I like to eat food a certain way doesn't mean something is 'up' with me…
Oh, God. A Misa cosplayer? You fans actually like her?
And Mello and Near did what??
And who is Matt???
HELLO SENIOR LIGHTO! :D how are you? anywho ONWARD TO QUESTIONS! i also have a riddle for you. ^_~
is your fav band/singer
song
you like video games?
riddle: what fills up a room but takes up no space?
THAT IS ALL!! here are some potato chips for joo ^-^
ADIOS
-Rai XD
Dear Rai,
Hola a ti también. Estoy bien, gracias.
I'm assuming you are fluent in Spanish? I am as well. I also speak Italian, French, Latin, German, and Chinese. My GPA is 4.0—
Blood: Uh, Light?
Light: Yes?
Blood: Shut up.
Moving on.
1. & 2. I'm not a huge fan of music, but I do enjoy listening to Mindless Self Indulgence.
Kira: Oddly enough, his favorite song by them is 'Issues'.
Light: …
Kira: He sings it in the shower.
Blood: o_O
AAAAAND:
3. I love Mario Golf. Ryuk and I used to play back before I started college. And I would kick his shinigami ass every time.
Hmm…what fills up a room but takes up no space? How about: Light!
Me! MUAHAHAHAAA!!! I AM GOD!!!!!
Blood: Light, how about we wrap this little questionnaire up and take a break, okay?
Light: No thanks, Blood. I'm on a role.
Thank you dearly, Rai, for the potato chips.
NEXT QUESTION!
Dear Light
i have some questions for u
uldnt u come up with a better name than kira...frankly its not that
scary...if i wanted to scare people id pick out something crazy like ikillu or
muder-yo-mama or even i-kick-puppies works...
2. dont you ever want to put your hands around misa's neck and choke her
dead...(shes so annoying) GAH! like the way she refers her self in the third
person makes me want to punch her in the face. KILL HER KILL HER DEAD!
3. what is the most embarassing thing you had to wear?
you ever stolen someones bra and used it as a sling shot?
5. does red bull give you wings?
6. does L smoke pot? because seriously hes got the munchies for real dude.
7. target or walmart?
8. would u eat a live snail for a hundred dollars?
9. dark emo corner or happy flower filled field?
10. PSP or DS?
11. what was your favorite childhood toy?
12. what is the dumbest thing youve ever done?
well i gues thats it for now...
1. To be quite honest, I was never satisfied with the name 'Kira'.
Kira: I was.
Light: Shut up.
As I was saying: my fans and followers gave me the identity of 'Kira'. There was really not much I could do about it.
2. Yes, I thought about this on countless occasions. Unfortunately, she was a valuable asset in my plan. Ah, the things we sacrifice for power.
3. I have never worn anything embarrassing. I look good in anything.
4. I swore I wouldn't speak of that again.
5. Sister, you couldn't even imagine.
6. In the time that I was chained to L I found out many things that confirmed suspicious behavior on his part.
Blood: Notice he's avoiding the question.
7. Target.
8. I absolutely love escargot. I would eat a snail for free.
Kira: You're nasty.
Light: Look who's talking.
Blood: He has a point, you know…
9. A flower-filled field, of course. Everything would be peaceful and everyone would be good, kind-hearted people.
AND THEY WOULD ALL KISS MY FEET AND WORSHIP ME AS GOD!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
*cough*
So…
10. DS
11. I loved my rubber duck.
Kira: Almost as much as he loves his rubber coc—
Blood: Not in this questionnaire, guys!!! O_O
12. The dumbest thing I ever did was I didn't kill Takada soon enough. What a slut.
Thank you for your questions.
Oh look it's Kira! *points*
I mean...Hello Light-san!
1. Do you have a 'relationship' with L? *nudge nudge wink wink*
2. Why do you eat potato chips so dramatically? I mean..."I'll take a potato
chip...AND EAT IT!" Seriously?
3. Have you ever considered screaming "SAKUJO!" after you write a name in the
Death Note, like a certain follower-of-Kira?
4. Why did you have to force Rem to kill L? I'm sure your fans decreased by
at least 60% after that.
5. What do you think of your humiliating defeat by Near? Personally, I think
he pwned you.
6. Teach me how to hack into someone's computer! That's an order!
7. Do you prefer "Raito" or "Light"?
8. What are your thoughts on L, and do you feel any regret killing him?
9. Do you hate Ryuk for not killing Near and killing you instead?
10. Don't you agree L and Near and Mello are just awesome?
11. Will you please respond to my questions dramatically?
Call me V, Light-san. And, until next time!
P.S. You can't kill me, cuz V isn't my real name :P
Hello, V.
Kira: Damn. Can't get rid of her now…
1. Yes. We had engaged in hot, yaoi smut three to seven times a day. (Weren't expecting that, were you?)
2. I thought it sounded cool at the time…
3. Mikami is a dumbass.
4. Oh, come now, let's be fair. Rem agreed to that on her own free will, right? (And actually, my fans only decreased by 57%)
5. Near is a little, sneaky albino who only 'pwns' through his skillful investigation team members.
6. Hacking computers? If you haven't figured it out by now, you shouldn't have been allowed out of elementary school. N00b.
Blood: I decided to answer #7, since Light is a bit confused. You see, the Japanese side of him wants to be called 'Raito', while the English side likes to be known as 'Light'. Both of these sides bitch and slap at each other all day, and every once and a while there is a winner. Before this little Questionaire began, the Light side of Yagami-kun won by dropping a ton of bricks on poor little Raito's head.
So, in this little fic, Yagami-kun will be known as Light.
But feel free to use 'Raito' as well. ^_^
Light: …Yeah. Sure. Back to the questions…
8. I miss the steamy sex.
Kira: …Damn.
9. Well, that stupid Shinigami did tell me his intentions beforehand.
10. …
11. I'LL TAKE ANOTHER QUESTION…AND ANSWER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Light, I hate to break it to you, but you appear to be a sadistic, psychopathic, obsessed murderer in your own right. So there is no need to bejealous of BB. Anyways, I've got questions and I assume you have answers.
1) What is your favorite animal?
2) If you could start your endeavors all over again, what would you have done differently?
3) Does fan-fiction scare you?
4) Do you ever have trouble sleeping at night?
5) Is your favorite movie Sweeney Todd?
It has been a pleasure conversing with you. Let's do this again sometime.
Dear Lucia,
So there truly is no reason for me to be envious of this non-existent Beyond Birthday? I'm so thrilled.
1. My favorite animal would have to be a sheep. Because they make me think of Near. And when I think of Near, I go ballistic. And slaughter the sheep.
2. I would've never let Misa meet me in public. Ever.
3. Only the eerily spot-on doujinshi…
4. When L and I were chained together we hardly ever slept.
Blood: …
Kira: I was unconscious, I swear!
Blood: Sure…
5. Sweeney Todd was depressingly lame when compared to Death Note: The Movie. I actually starred in that one.
Yes, Lucina. It has been a pleasure to speak with you.
It has been a pleasure to speak with all of you.
I hope to hear more of your questions, because I know you love hearing my answers.
Blood: *cough* Jack ass…
