First of, Kira-kun, Light-san, don't bother using your death note on me, I'm

not stupid enough to give you my real name! ... not to mention you need a face

to.

You should Learn who Beyond-kun is, because he's amazingly awesome, and

intriguing because he's even more psychotic than the two of you! Insane people

turn me on. Yes they do... MOVING ON!

I knew you had a mirror fetish! HA! Point one for me! Take that, Megan!

Thanks, Kira-kun (can I call you Kira-kun? I mean, I actually LIKE you, unlike

Light. You're cool. Insane, yes. Evil, most definitely. Yet cool. And hot in a

freakishly over-dramatic way. I blame the insane face-pictures on Light. Why

does he do that to your pretty face?)

... I just find your potato chips eating style odd. Though I'll let you know

I do it in the lunchroom at school when ever I have the chance - even though I

don't eat chips, I'll buy a bag just for that - because it freaks the crap

outta people!

And, yes. I am a Misa cosplayer. Because no-one in our group is willing to be

her but me and I can't find my Kira-damned Mello wig. Plus, I get to glomp

Kira cosplayer's, permanently scar Light cosplayers, and skip in circles

holding L, and Light's (Because Kira-kun would never do something so degrading

, right?) hands!

Now… is it true that you have posters of yourself on your walls, Kira-kun?

And Light?

Why hasn't Kira-kun stomped out your consciousness and taken over your body

yet? Has Mikami ever 'done anything' to you?

Dear Kanki,

Insane people turn you on?

Kira: I respect that.

Light: I'm actually going to agree with you on this.

Now, to answer your questions…wait—

Why are these all for Kira??

You ingrates! Well, fine! If that is what you want, then that is what you'll get. No more Light Yagami! From here on out, Kira will entertain you!

Blood: I apologize, fans. Until Light stops PMSing, I guess Kira-kun will have to be the one answering your questions.

Light: *sob*

Kira: Alright, fine. Now, go away Light. Come back when you stop being a pussy.

Light: *runs off and locks himself in room*

Yes, Kanki, I am amazingly cool. A bit on the insane side, I'll admit. Maybe just pushing the borderline.

1. And yes, Light is a fag when it comes to eating like a normal human being. But you see, it used to be much worse. He used to actually shove food up his nose instead of eat it. It eventually got less and less entertaining, so I finally explained to him how to eat normally. As we all know, Light is freaking insane, so he has to remind himself to actually eat the food rather than shove it up his nose.

Hence the: "I'll take a potato chip…and EAT IT!!!"

If you saw some of the behind-the-scenes of Death Note, you'd see that he does it all the time. I mean ALL the time.

-Flashback-

Light: I'll take a celery stalk…and EAT IT!!!

Light: I'll take a fortune cookie…and EAT IT!!!

-Back to the ME-

2. Yes, of course I have plenty of posters of myself positioned around my room! It's impossible to get enough of my smexylicouness. Duh.

3. Hmm. You know, I never really thought about completely getting rid of Light. I guess he's sort of like a really loud Chihuahua—annoying as hell but you can't just get rid of it.

4. He tried to rape me in the ass one time. He wasn't successful.

Thanks for your questions, Kanki.


Hi! V's back again ^^ Now: [quote]So go on. Ask away. I will never fail to

answer.[/quote] from chapter 1.

Do three dots count as an answer .?

Light:

1. What do you think of all the Yaoi pairings out there?

2. Have you ever considered firing Misa, Takada and Mikami so you can rule

the world BY YOURSELF?

3. Just so you know: Matt is Mello's accomplice...and he spoke about 6 words

during the whole thing

Hey again, V.

No, three dots do not count as an answer! That Light shall be whipped for his impertinence!

1. Yaoi is pretty hot. Especially if it's a Kira pairing. And I'm seme.

2. Great plan and all, but they were still pretty vital to my big course of action.

Blood: Yeah, and see how that worked out…

3. Ok, so fans are obsessed over some random guy who showed up for all of thirty seconds? I bet it's only because he gave the Fangirls an opportunity for a hot yaoi pairing…

Goodbye.


That is correct. There is absolutely no reason for you to be jealous of BB.

1) If you had never met Near, would you still feel the need to randomly

slaughter sheep? And, does this mean that you occasionally kill without

reason?

2) How are you finding the time to kill people, evade the police, and answer

the questions of random strangers?

3) If you could choose any spacial phenomenon, what would be your favorite?

Until next time, Light, farewell. And say hello to your inner Kira for me.

Lucina,

I feel the need to randomly kill stuff all the time. Light is the one who kept me slightly at bay by only killing 'criminals'. Yeah, that worked out great, didn't it?

Light: Hey! These questions are actually for me!

Blood: Think you're man enough to actually answer?

Light:

Blood: *sigh* Ok. Fine. Kira, time to go.

Kira: Fine. Later.

I'm back now. So, on to your answers, Lucina.

1. No, I probably wouldn't want to kill sheep. And I don't kill people without good reason! I swear!

2. Are you joking? I'm GOD. I have time for everything.

3. What do you mean? Like the phenomenon that non-developed characters such as 'Matt' actually have their own legions of fans trailing behind them? I find that highly amusing.

Farewell, Lucina. I will pass your greetings on to Kira.


Continue with your inquiries, curious fans.