Kira-kun (and Light, if he's done PMSing),
In response to the previous, clearly.
Yes. They do. Very much so. There's just something about the psychotic that I
find irresistible. So sue me, only don't because I'm broke. Again. I need to
stop spending all my money on my friends and save some of it…
Ah! That explains it. You should sedate him and take it from there.
… and yet he lived to tell the tale of his failure. You must've been
feeling nice that day, eh?
Okay… I was just wondering at your facial expressions which - no offense -
are sometimes hilariously freakish looking. What's up with that? Didn't anyone
ever tell you that your face could freeze like that? Id' be careful if I were
you… and don't you have any other pick-up lines? I mean, you tend to use the
same one over, and over, and over again, with only slight variation. It must
get boring at some point.
… how exactly did changing work when you were handcuffed to L? I have my
theories, but I'm sure that I'm off somewhat…
… and does Panda-kun EVER sleep? At least that you've seen? I mean, you
were chained to him for a while, he must have dozed off at least ONCE, right?
Kanki
My facial expressions are…freaky? I was going for dramatic. *pouts*
Hey, the same lines may get boring, but at least they work. True?
You know, Kanki, I was wondering when that question was going to pop up. Well, I must be honest—
Kira: They'd rip their clothes off with their teeth. That's why they never wore anything twice.
Blood: But, L—
Kira: He's got about a thousand white shirts and jeans. Aaand black silky boxers, eh Light?
MOVING ON:
Ryuuzaki is NOT a panda! He is a raccoon. Duh. How could a panda be THAT skinny? But no, as I said before, when L and I were chained together we hardly ever slept…
Kira: *shudders* Good god.
Blood: xD
Until next time, Kanki.
W00t! Whip Light! Whip Light! I'm starting to like Kira already! XD
1. You kill sheep! *sobs* But I love Near! Hm...what do you think of
Anti-Kira fans who like Near and L and Mello and everyone?
2. Do you honestly believe in God? I mean, if you did believe in God, you
would have thought of the real God giving you punishment. Which means that you
don't believe in God, right?
3. What is your favourite color?
4. If you could live your life over, what would you do different?
5. Are you by any chance addicted to something other than potato chips and
slaughtering people?
Okay, that's it again! Kira-san, don't forget to whip Light badly! XD
V,
1. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Even if their opinion is stupid.
2. I do not. Nor have I ever truly believed in religion. If there really was a higher power, would they allow this world to become so rotten? And besides, according to Ryuk, there is no Heaven or Hell. Therefore, No Heaven + No Hell = No God.
Of course, that damn shinigami could be lying…
3. Red.
4. I wouldn't have killed that blasted Lind L. Taylor. *sigh*
5. Hmm…now that you mention it, not really. Huh.
Kira: He's atotal sex addict.
Light: My god, just shut up!
Kira: Yeah, that's what she said… And don't worry V, I'ma punish Light good *cackles*
Dear Light
Your thoughts as you died?
What made you pick Mikami really?
Oddest habit you have?
Does matsuda ever tease you?
Is there times where you think Ide & Matsuda are a couple when they fight?
What do you and the officers tend to fight about?
Favorite book?
Worse subject?
Has someone called you a "Ratio" by mistake?
Worse joke you heard?
Worse pick-up line?
Is it me or does Ide & L both don't have eyebrows?
Is there times where you don't know what to do?
How many girlfriends did you have?
Do ide & Matsuda tend to bicker alot?
Your thoughts on finding out that Misa was the second Kira. (I didn't like
the fact that she killed Ukita)
Secret shame?
Did L always annoy you with those percentages? It was kind of funny.
Were you shocked that Matsuda shot at you?
Most humliating thing to happen when the taskforce was around to see it?
Worse song?
Do you think the Jonas Brothers are fake?
What do you think of your parents and sister?
Ever wore womens clothing?
What happens if you ever got drunk? (if you do drink that is)
What song represents you best?
Bye
Sonar
Dear Sonar,
You get straight to the point, eh? Nice.
1. "Shit."
2. Good question. I have no idea.
3. I don't have any odd habits. I am perfect.
4. HAHA! Matsuda?! Tease someone? Matsuda is the emotional punching bag for the entire task force!
5. Yes, I have pointed out many times that their arguments are seemingly-homosexual.
6. Who has the best hair. I always win.
7. The Death Note, of course!
8. I excel in all subjects. Except for woodshop. Yeah, that was awkward…
9. It happens.
10. "Spell 'Yagami' backwards, Light!"
11. I don't really use pick-up lines. Women are just automatically attracted to me.
12. It's not just you. They really don't have eyebrows. Go figure.
13. I always know what to do.
Blood: What about in episode 37 where you kept saying "What do I do now?!"?
Light: …
14. Too many to count.
15. Too frickin' much. It's waaaaay annoying.
Blood: Wow, Light. That was really OOC.
Light: Whatever.
16. At first I thought that the second Kira was evil and stupid, and I was right! Misa is just plain incompetent and would sacrifice the lives of the innocent just to try and make a point.
17. I have no secret shame! I am perfect.
Kira: Yeah, except for the fact you've got an insanely small pe—
Light & Blood: SHHH!!!
18. Yeah. That kinda pissed me off.
19. At first, yes—but when I thought about it, he always did seem like the kinda guy who would just snap at any minute…
20. When L chained me to him. I was officially labeled a homosexual from there on out. Although…
21. 'Superstar' by Toybox. Misa listens to it ALL THE TIME.
22. The Jonas what?
23. My father was a fool, my mother was completely irrelevant to the show, and my sister was nothing more than a liability.
24. Uh…
Kira: When he thinks no one is looking.
25. Ha. You'll never find out...
26. Well, I think it would be—
(all at the same time)
Kira: Gay Bar by Electric Six.
Light: Because I'm Awesome by The Dollyrots.
Blood: Psycho by System of a Down!
Light: …
So, I think I covered all of your questions. If you ever have the burning urge to ask me something again, feel free.
Actually, I meant phenomenon as in things like wormholes or quasar, but
whatever floats your boat.
1) So, when you do choose someone to kill, what exactly is your thought
process?
2) Since you have time for everything, can you donate some to those of us who
have less of it?
3) What if the sheep had been the mode of transportation to a crime? Would
you kill it then? It didn't choose to help commit the crime after all.
4) Do you ever miss your non-Kira days?
Farewell Light.
Lucina,
Ah, I see. Then I suppose a portal from the human world to the Shinigami Realm would count, correct? Ryuk's mentioned it before, and I've found that highly intriguing.
1. I've gotten to the point where I don't even have to think about it anymore. If I see a criminal's name and face on the news, I know right then and there that it is my responsibility to punish them.
2. Make time for you people? Haha! In your dreams.
3. Still. A crime is a crime. If the sheep was hauling around illegal drugs or blood diamonds, it must be punished!
4. Not really. I was always bored and there was never anyone intelligent to talk to.
Blood: …So now you talk to yourself..?
Light: No! I talk to him! *points to mirror*
Light's reflection (Kira): Haha. Suuure. *starts molesting self*
Alright psycho, I got some questions for you:
1. Is "Smexylicious" a real word?
2. Is milk an important part of your diet?
3. Considering your low opinion of Misa, I take it then you would have no
objections if I choose to fantasise about her spreading her legs and... well,
never mind.
4. Do you plan on having kids someday, or is there any truth to the rumours
that you're "shooting blanks"?
5. I know this is kind of a longshot, but do you have any idea what possessed
John Travolta to star in that god-awful film "Swordfish"?
That should do it.
Hello Dr. Vorlon,
Oh, a doctor, eh? So pleased to meet you. Saved any lives lately?
1. Yes.
2. Of course. Milk is an important part of any well-balanced diet. Wouldn't you agree, doctor?
3. …Fantasize all you want about Misa…just keep it to yourself…
Kira: Don't forget: Light's about as straight as a rainbow. Light + Women = 'cooties', apparently.
4. Hahaha, you're hilarious, my friend. Honestly. How about we get together sometime? Why don't you give me your full name and I'll look you up? We can hang out or something. Or you could just send me a picture. That'll work too.
5. I once saw the last five minutes of that movie. Something about a boat and a bank and an exploding helicopter, I believe? Regardless, I do not respect John Travolta or any of his other fellow Scientologists. They do not believe I exist.
Kira: Yeah, they think I'm just an alien come to earth to rape cows and frame the government.
Light: True.
Blood: Mhmm. *nods*
Pleasure to speak with you, doctor. Maybe if you keep saving lives I'll spare yours.
Blood: Light?
Light: Hmm?
Blood: STFU
Hello...NEW KID HERE! My name is Kody. Of course your the "great" Kira.
of all I WAS a huge fan. Keyword in that sentence was WAS. After the
L arc, I read a bit and I didnt like it. I blame it on you. Although you do
have a kickass laugh in Ep. 36.
2. Do you view yourself as an antagonist or a protagonist?
3. Go to the Chapters Books
4. Order (or buy) a book called: Death Note Another Note
5. Read it.
6. I doubt you are done reading it. Continue
7. I am with you on one part. You are smexxier than BB. Although I have yet
to see an ACTUAL image of BB, I'm saying you are
-Until next time. Your fourth biggest fan
Kody Jeevas
Pleased to meet you, Kody.
1. I'm going to ignore this question since it wasn't actually a question. And because you mentioned something about blaming me for the low standards of the second season. Although I completely agree with you on my kick ass laugh.
2. Protagonist, of course! I'm the one who's trying to save the world, here!
3. Ok.
4. ¥1,341? Alright, fine…
5. Almost done.
6. Of course I'm done reading it. I'm a genius, remember? For the most part, that was depressingly bad. Most of it was that Naomi Misora being spoon-fed clues by a psychotic, L-obsessed murderer. And that gender-confused Mello kept disrespecting Kira! I think I may remember killing this 'Beyond' character. I didn't see any resemblance between him and L. And he definitely wasn't more attractive than me; that's for sure. I do find it strange that someone can be born with Shinigami Eyes…maybe if I hadn't killed him I could've made him my accomplice and—
Blood: Rant, much?
Oh, sorry. Anyways:
7. Don't worry! Beyond Birthday is not the hottest Death Note character (trust me) so I will always be smexier than he!
Until next time,
Light
dear light...STICK A TAMPON UP YOUR BUTT AND QUIET WHINNING U PMSING BABY...
ah i feel much better i needed to take out my rage out on someone... oh
questions!!
1. what size shoe do u ware? (i ware an 11 1/2)
2. have you ever taken L's chair and spun him really fast to the point of
puking?
3. have you seen the movie super troopers? and if so SHANNIGANS!
4. 2+2=FISH?
5. HAVE u ever planted Ex-lax in L's sweets?
6. how do you feel about the show CSI?
7. if you could bring back anyone from the dead who would u bring back?
(ZOMBIE SLAVE!! HELL YEAH! I WANT ONE!!)
GUESS THATS ALL you whiny girly man...
Are you sure tampons really go up there? Wow, I've been wrong all these years…
1. I wear a size 12, myself.
2. I wish.
3. Can't say that I have. When I find the time, I shall most definitely look into it.
4. Maybe…in the land of stupid…
5. I'll admit, I've thought of that numerous times, but remember: I was CHAINED to him. Like I want to spend the rest of my day in the bathroom with that guy.
Kira: Yes you do.
Light: Not when he's doing that.
Blood: lol
6. The actual CSI? Or Miami? New York? I like the original best. Miami is pretty good. New York: meh.
Kira: Meh to you. I like that one best.
7. That Beyond Birthday character is starting to sound pretty interesting.
Kira: You're a fag.
Once again, thank you all for your questions. If I did not give you answers this update, I will most certainly do that the next time we meet.
