Light!! OMG! you are so freaking HOT! I love you and nobody else but you!

okay umm me have some questions for ya!

1-Doesn't your arm hurts from writing all thoes criminals names? coz I know

if I write alot my arm hurts! =(

2- How do you think your life would have been had you not picked up the

'Death Note'?

3- Do you think if you have met L under different circumstances that you two

might have been friends?

4- when you were in high school, how was your love life? At what age did you

lose your virginity? And with whom?

5- What do you think of Mikami?

Dear Nightwing Gurl,

You, my dear, are absolutely adorable. Would you be willing to rule the new world with me? You'd have to do whatever I say, of course—

Blood: '-_- Light, just answer the questions.

1. It did at first, but as I wrote more names, I knew that what I was doing was for the good of the world. That kept my spirits up and dulled the carpal tunnel.

2. Boring. Although, thinking about it; I probably would've been a detective myself. Perhaps I would've even worked with L. Oh well.

3. That's hard to say. He was such a strange person…

4. I had a different girlfriend every few months. As for my 'first time'…I don't remember. Too many people, too many places.

Kira: You are a man whore!

Light: *shrugs* Pretty much.

5. I don't even know what to say. An OCD, clingy, perverted, dumbass? He completely ruined my plans. RUINED THEM.

Until next time,

Light Yagami


Dear Light,

1. Is it true that you are a man ** for leading on Misa and Takada?

2. How much freaking time do you spend on your hair?

3. That Kira is a cannibal when no one is looking...

4. Would you kill anyone who tried to get in-between you and L?

Either way you have an ego that rivals the size of the universe and obviously

need someone to take a stick and pop, but at least you made the show

interesting... sorta... thats it... for now

Dear Mimi,

1. I did not 'lead them on'. I simply…wooed them.

Blood: Isn't that the same thing?

Light: …No!

2. It's naturally styled. No joke.

3. Oh yeah.

Kira: Hey! I'm no cannibal!

Light: Oh really? What's that in your mouth?

Kira: Um…it's not the FedEx guy's liver if that's what you're thinking!

4. Haha! Absolutely.

And of course I made the show interesting! It was all about ME. How can you get more interesting than that?


Yes. They are freaky. Deal with it.

And… well, they may work on some people (wouldn't work on, me, let me tell

you. Fate, destiny, etc. and being goddess of a new world don't really appeal

to me. Call me crazy. According to the doctors, you'd be right!)

Then how did Panda-kun (and he IS a Panda! Not a Racoon! Racoon's have

connected eye-masks. L is an anorexic Panda. Only he eats… so he's bulimic?

I dunno. He's an abnormally thin Panda, and lets leave it at that.) get the

new shirt ON? His don't button up like yours do… and for that matter, how do

you get the sleeve around the chain. I seriously doubt you sewed the arm over

it every night.

Hardly ever sleeping doesn't necessarily mean NEVER sleeping… so I consider

that question unanswered.

And don't you mean 'Good Kira' not 'Good god'? And you should capitalize

'God,' it's a rule or something…

Do you have videos during that time? I know surveillance must've been

running. And if you've never seen 'em, you know Panda-kun has. Repeatedly,

most likely. You could make a lot of money off of those if you do have

them…

Bless'd Be,

Kanki

Being goddess of a new, utopian world doesn't excite you? Have you ever thought of all the possibilities? Hmm…well then.

Fine. He's an 'abnormally thin' panda. But I still say he's a raccoon.

1. Ask the writers. They came up with an ingenious solution, I assure you.

2. Ok. Fine. No, I never saw him sleep. Ever. I suppose he'd go to sleep after me and wake up before I did. Honestly.

3. I can say whatever I want because I'm the only 'god' around here. If I want to say 'Good Kira' then so be it. If I want to type 'Good god' and not capitalize it, then dammit, I will!

Blood: Thanks, Light. I probably just lost half my subscribers because of that comment.

4. As I'm sure you can recall, when L died everything was deleted from the computer's data bank. *sigh* I wish I had those tapes…

Blood: *shudder*

Kira: I WAS UNCONSCIOUS.


*Reading Through Prior Entries*

...

*sighs*

Wow. I do not know whether I should be appalled or amused by these chains of

nearly incoherent thoughts. So, I suppose I shall address Mr. Yagami in a

somewhat professional manner...assuming that his Kira side can maintain the

insanity for a short time.

1. You have answered questions in an odd contradicting manner, Light-kun. Why

had you answered that your favorite animal was a Lion in the first reply to

the typical, fanatical, 'What's Your Favorite Animal?' question, but answer

the same question later (rather violently, I might add) as your favorite

animal being a sheep?

2. For a genius, your vocabulary is shockingly simple. Are you 'dumbing down'

from contact with the craziness of the Death Note Fanbase?

3. This question is for Kira: Did you spawn from the Death Note, or did you

emerge from Light's psyche as a result of him being in contact with a Death

Note?

4. Another question for Light-kun; Why do your answers to the 'reliving your

life, what would you do differently?' questions keep changing on a regular

basis? You aren't very consistent...

5. Do you like cake, Light-kun? *smile*

Hehehe, oh. And if, for some unfathomable reason, you could not deduce this

already, I'm quite the devoted L Fan. Unfortunately for you, my username isn't

my REAL name. Ha.

By the way; your sexism and disregard for any human life disgusts me. Some

God YOU are.

*eye twitches*

……

Blood: Well…*scratches head* …she was being honest.

Kira: Seriously.

1. Well, the first question I answered was actually "What kind of animal would you want to be?" I would rather be a lion than a sheep. Although I love sheep. Love to kill sheep, actually…

2. Perhaps.

3. Kira: Hurrah. I get to answer a question. Well, Sahxyel, I've always been a part of Light. He just managed to repress me until the Death Note came along. So, in all honesty: Light's had a murderous instinct his whole life; he just needed the opportunity.

Light: Back to me, now!

4. *sigh* Of course this isn't consistent. This is a fanfic. A depressingly bad fanfic. If I were the writer, I'd probably kill myself from how lame this is.

Blood: *sob*

Kira: Dude. That was harsh. Even by my standards.

Blood: N-no! H-he's right! I-I should j-just q-q-q-q-quit!! *runs off bawling*

Light:

Kira: Blood?

Light:

Kira: Nice, man. Nice.

Uh, anyways…

5. No. Ever since meeting L I have developed an extreme phobia of sweets. If it's powdered, frosted, sprinkled and/or edible, it cannot be within six feet of me.

I respect your feelings towards myself. Even though they are completely irrational and misled.

Kira: Dude, I don't think Blood's coming back…

Light:

It was a pleasure speaking with you, Sahxyel.

-Light Yagami


A portal to the Shinigami Realm definitely counts in my book. I wonder if

humans could conceivably get through without that whole pesky dying business.

1) Aren't you technically making time for us already though? I mean, you are

answering our questions.

2) So, sheep have names and life spans then? If you were to get the Shinigami

eyes, would you be able to see the life span of this crime committing sheep?

3) You talk to Kira via your reflection? What, does he inhabit a different

universe that can only be seen through a mirror or something?

4) And what if the criminal you see on the news is not really a criminal? Do

you ever research the crimes of those you kill before you kill them?

I shall now be on my merry way. Goodnight Light.

You know, Luciana, that would be worth looking in to. I'll have to see if Ryuk knows anything about it…

1. Uh…no…? Maybe? I have no idea.

2. As far as I know, Shinigami eyes only work on humans, but that remains to be seen. Regardless, if I couldn't find out the name of the sheep, I guess I'd just have to get rid of it the old-fashioned way…

3. Not at all! But you see, if I answered your question by pointing at myself, you would've thought I was mentally ill. By motioning towards Kira, you see that he is a completely different person than myself.

Kira: That doesn't make sense.

Light: Yes. Yes it does.

4. If they are only suspected of crimes, I'll normally wait until their trial and see how they plead. They're not just trying to convince the judge any more…they're trying to convince Kira not to kill them!

Goodbye.


Hey Yagami,

I don't like you. Luv almost everyone else in the series. Can't stand your

smug, preppy, face.

...of course, that only applies to canon-you, not fanon-you, but I had to get

it out of my system.

So...Were you narcissistic as a child or did it come with puberty? Do YOU

think you're hot while you're making your desperate psycho face (like in the

last ep )? How's mu treating ya? Ever eaten human flesh? How hungry would you

have to be to eat your own arm? How hungry to eat someone else's? If you had

to, which other Death Note character would you eat and why? Do you think a

shinigami would taste better than a human?

OH! Lastly and most importantly; where does the unlimited Death Note paper

come from? There aren't any trees in the shinigami realm...

Oh, Blood, I really like how you're writing psycho-boy here. Good on ya!

~Stormy

Well, Stormy, I'm not so sure if I like you either. Even though I don't know anything about you.

Although yes, I do seem to be more likable when in fanfiction…

Anyways.

1. I wouldn't say 'narcissistic' exactly. I'd use something less… egotistical-sounding. Proud? Yes. Proud. I have always taken pride in anything and everything I do, ever since I was a child.

2. *sigh* I always look hot, Stormy. You must know that by now.

3. It was rather dull, actually. Nothing to do. Or kill.

4. *At the same time*

Light: No!

Kira: Duh.

Light: Will you just go away for five minutes?

5. I'd rather starve.

6. I'd die before I ate another human being.

Kira: *cough*Liar.*cough*

Light: OMGSTFU!!!!!

7. Well, if I absolutely had to choose…I'd say Near. Stupid little cream puff…bet he tastes like one too…

8. May I ask what is with all of these cannibalistic questions? Have you seen a doctor recently? I think you need to.

Kira: Humans are jucier. Shinigami are probably all crunchy and dry.

Light: Oh for the love of—

*sigh*

9. I have no idea. I have always wondered that myself, and when I brought it up with Ryuk he simply ignored me.

Hey, I am NOT a 'psycho-boy'!

Kira: Thanks, Stormy. I'll be sure to let Blood know. If she hasn't jumped off a cliff or something.

Light: What? Why are you looking at me??

Kira: -_-


Hey Light, i just want you to know that i think you're freaken awesome and

your my favorite charactor ever!...except for maybe L because he is so awesome

and smexy!

anyway i'd like to know...

do you shop at holister?

if you had a pet lizard what would you name it?

do you like cheese?

can you do acrobatic tricks of any kind?

if you saw a cosplayer trying to impersonate you how would you feel?

do you wear makeup?

wouldnt you prefer to be defeated by L instead of that little brat Near?

here's a riddle...What do you get if you take the S outta safe and the F

outta way in the word safeway?

Thank you. I agree with you completely. Except for the part about L.

1. No. I shop at Banana Republic.

2. Um…a lizard? Hmm…Bob?

3. Cheese, along with other dairy products, is a healthy addition to any balanced diet.

4. I can do backflips.

Kira: Liar.

Light: Yes I can.

Kira: Don't listen to him. He's just making it up to sound awesome.

Light: But I already am awesome. I don't need to make up anything.

Kira: Suuure…

5. Either extremely flattered or extremely creeped out. Or a mixture of both. Yeah.

6. …No.

Kira: Dude. Seriously. Don't deny it.

Light: But I didn't—!

Kira: *lifts eyebrows*

Light: Oh, come on! It was one time!

Er…moving on…

7. Well, I didn't want to be defeated at all, but yes, I would rather have been beaten by L. At least L was worthy of being my opponent, whereas Near was a wormy little cheat who took all of the credit for what others had done for him.

8. 'Aeway'? What is the purpose of that?

Kira: lol. Might wanna check your answer.

Light: But I—

Light:

Kira: xD

Light: There's no F in 'way'

Kira: BAHAHAHAHAA!! GET IT??

Light: ...Um, yes! Of course I do, I'm a genius! Ha ha haa...


Thank you all for your questions. I apologize for the delay, and if I did not get to your questions this update, I will be sure to answer them next time.

Kira: Dude, I really don't think Blood's coming back…

Light: …Crap.