"Hogwarts?" Alex shrieked.

"You got a problem with that?" Mac asked glaring.

"No. So what's our cover, and I applying to be a teacher or what?"

"No, we think it might be better if you were to mix in amongst the students. As a teacher you would be too noticeable, but a student could wonder around the school without getting noticed or anyone asking any questions."

"Goddam it!" Alex snapped. "I don't want to be a teenager!"

Mac and Toby raised their eyebrows.

"Seriously, the pimples and the hormones and teenage guys are just obnoxious!"

Mac laughed. "Don't complain Arganough. Anyway, who says you don't have hormones?"

Alex glared at him.

"Yes, we all heard the rumours about you and Agent Pitrofski."

Alex crossed her arms and glared some more.

"God, you have a little casual sex around here and people refuse to drop it."

"Don't worry Arganough, the agency doesn't have a policy on relations with fellow agents, why there was this hot young thing once..."

"Ew!" Alex clapped her hands over her ears. "I mean seriously Mac, you're like my father, I don't want to hear this!"

"There's nothing wrong about it Alex," Mac grinned. "When were in the throes of passion and our naked bodies were entwined....'

"Okay! Okay! I'll go already, geez!"

Kay laughed as Alex stormed off.

"That certainly got her moving."

"These agents are like my children, Kay." Mac lit up a cigar as Toby and the black hound raced after her. "I know them better than they know themselves, and Alex is quite a lady."

Kay watched Alex on the view monitors as she approached the technician who would change her into a sixteen year old girl.

"That she is."

A/N: I've now uploaded the sequal, The death of Mary Sue: Hogwarts edition. Where Alex and Toby kill all those pesky "Harry's sister" and "American exchange student" sues