Part 2 is finally here! Thanks to EvilSoceress for writing the rest since it was a bit awkward for me to write perverted stuff…ANYWAY hope you enjoy it, all credit to her!!
Heyy! EvilSorceress here! lol don't worry Rosieroozoo, I got this! I also hope you readers like enjoy this part!
Kon in Uryuu's Body (Part 2)
Kon's POV
As I walked over to the girls that giggled in that cute way, I straitened these annoying glasses. Uryuu should buy new ones; these ones are always falling down. I put on a small smile hoping that the girls would find it sexy. "Hey," I said casually. "What's up?"
They stared at me for a moment. Damn it! They probably think Uryuu's a nerd and a freak! Being in his body is going to be hell if I can't get any chicks in it!
One girl, that had black hair and brown eyes, came up close to me. This school uniform tie is choking me. I loosened it a bit and the woman smirked. "What's gotten into you, Uryuu?"
"N-nothing." I stuttered. "W-why?"
"You normally sit at your desk and read a book or something." She told me. "Why, all of a sudden, do you want to hang out with us?"
"Well, umm…" I thought about it. What would Uryuu say if he was here? Well he is here, but, wait… I'm confusing myself! Uhh!! Just say something, anything! "I thought maybe I could do something else instead of studying for a change." Yes! That should work!
The girl hummed, thinking about what I, well Uryuu, said. "Ok!" She smiled. "It's about time you got out of those books."
She took me by the arm and dragged me over to meet her friends. "This is Brandi." She pointed to a blond haired girl with blue eyes. "That's Wendy." She then pointed to a girl with brown hair and an unusual color of purple eyes. "And I'm Britney!"
I looked down and pouted. These girls aren't nearly as good as Orihime. In size that is. Well, I guess they will have to do for now. Until I can get Orihime alone or at least away from Tatsuki.
--s2--
I'm walking through the halls of the school. The last boring class is over now and everyone is aloud to go home, but I still want to see if I could find Orihime. I can walk her home and she will invite me inside where she will want to take a shower because her last class was gym. She'll take off her shirt, forgetting that I'm there, and--
"Hey, Uryuu!" I heard Ichigo's voice call four-eye's name. I turned to around to see him running towards me.
I lowered my voice trying to make it sound something like Uryuu and spoke to him. "What is it, Ichigo?"
He caught up to me. "What was that back in our first class?" He asked.
"What was what?" I straightened Uryuu's damn glasses and stared at him questionably. What will happen if he finds out? Ichigo's pretty dumb; if he does ever find out it won't be until someone tells him. Or if he--
"With all the girls. When did you get so popular?" Man he keeps interrupting my thoughts! He eyed me suspiciously.
I sighed. "Is there something wrong with being popular with the girls, Ichigo?" I smirked. "Or is it that you're jealous?"
"What?! Jealous of you? Don't make me laugh!" He walked passed me. "I don't care what you do or what you are. I'm leaving."
I chuckled. Poor Ichigo is mad because Uryuu is getting on with the ladies when he can't get near one without making a fool out of himself.
I turned my glance over to my left and saw a door. There was a sign on it that said girl's changing room. A smile came to my face. This should be fun. I made my way to the door and opened it slowly. I heard running water. They must be in the showers. Haha, this will be fun!
Slowly, I tip-toed my way over to the showers. I just take a quick peek and get out. I don't want to get killed by these girls. They seem to over react when people see them with nothing on. They don't see that they look the best when they're naked.
(Anyway... POV switch since I rather stay away from going further with that and so we can explain how this all started in the first place.)
Ichigo's POV
I stormed out of the school with my normal scowl drawn on my lips. Why am I so angry? It's only Uryuu! It's not like his popularity is going to last long. He freaking sews just for the hell of it damn it! Everyone will leave when he starts to talk in that smart way and everything will go back to normal.
I took a reassuring breath and looked ahead. No one was around except for one person. He's too far away for me to see who it was, but something seems different about him. There's a chain on his chest. I sighed, another soul. I better get to work then.
I pulled out my badge that soul society gave me to use so I can get out of my body and moved to a corner. No one should see my body here. I pressed the badge to my chest and my soul was removed from my body. With my large zanpakuto on my back, I started with a simple jog over to the soul. No hollows seem to be around. This is going to be boring.
I can see the soul now, but still can't find any details on it. It looked over at me. I believe it's a guy, with... black hair? Yeah, black hair. And wearing all white. Reminds me of Uryuu a bit. The soul turned around and began to run. What the...? Why is he running? A smirk tugged at my lips. I guess this will be somewhat interesting.
I picked up my pace. It all became a game of tag. I'm it. We were running in the outlines of the school. The soul wouldn't leave school grounds. I groaned. If a hollow does come after this soul then everyone who hasn't gone home yet will be in the way. I have to catch this guy and fast.
He went around a corner. For a human soul this guy can run. I almost have him. With one final sprint I grabbed him arm. The chains on his chest rattled as he came to a sudden stop. I grabbed my zanpakuto and raised the hilt about his forehead. "You can run pretty fast, but I'm afraid you have to go now." I told him.
"No, Ichigo, wait!" It cried. He sounds familiar.
"What is it?" I asked impatiently and spun him around so I could see him.
I froze. It's not possible. Right here in front of me was Uryuu. But I was just talking to him not even ten minutes ago. A hollow attacked him maybe? No, my badge would have told me that there was a hollow near by if there was. "What..." That was all I could say.
Uryuu straightened his glasses. "I can handle this myself, Ichigo." He said. "Go and do whatever it is you do and leave me alone. I don't need your help."
He was about to walk away when I grabbed his arm again. "Hold on!" I yelled. "What happened to you? I saw you just a few minutes ago and now you're dead?"
"Ichigo--" he started sternly, but I interrupted him.
"No! How do you expect to do things yourself if you weren't able to save yourself from getting killed."
"Ichigo...!"
"Was it a hollow? Or did a human kill you? No, you're too strong to be killed by a human... Then--"
"ICHIGO!" I was quiet. I knew I should be when Uryuu gets ticked off. He sighed. "I'm not dead!" I opened my mouth to say something, but he covered my mouth with his hand. "No, shut up!" Removing his hand and continued. "It was Kon. He's in my body and since I'm a Quincy not a soul reaper I look like a normal soul."
"Kon?" I repeated. "How did Kon get in your body?"
Uryuu crossed his arms and turned away from me. "I was lying in bed and was about to fall asleep. Kon was sitting in the window sill and was also falling asleep. He must have fell of the window sill and dropped on my bed. The pill popped out of the plushy and hopped over in my mouth. I had to swallow it or I would have choked on it."
"Why didn't you wake Kon up, go to Urahara's, and get him to get Kon out for you?"
"I did go over there! He wasn't home. I was going to go over to your house and get Rukia, but I didn't want you to ask all those stupid questions that you asked just now."
"You're such a dumbass." I started walking off towards the school.
"Where are you going?!" He yelled behind me.
"Let's go get Kon." I said. "Then we can get you back in your body."
Just then I heard screaming. I turned to my right and saw something coming our way. It's Ury-- I mean Kon!
"RUN FOR IT!!" He cried. Right on his tail was a mob of people. Wait... a mob of girls?!
"What did you do THIS time?!" I yelled at him.
He passed us. Uryuu and I ran by his side. "What the hell did you do with my body?!" Uryuu screamed at Kon as we ran.
"I umm..." He smiled and blushed. "Went in the girl's change room when there were getting out of the showers…
"WHAT!! KON I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU WHEN I GET BACK IN MY BODY!!"
--s2--
(Another POV switch. Last time though.)
Uryuu's POV
I'm back in my body now and I hope that I would never have to do that again. Everything seemed alright today at school so I guess that Kon didn't really mess up everything. Well I better start getting home now. Kon is now my "doll", as he likes to call it, for the next two weeks for running around in my body doing god knows what. I can now get some work done.
I packed up my things and headed for the class room door. That's when I heard it. "Hey, Uryuu!" A woman's voice called. I turned around slowly and saw a giant group of girls. They had all had hand bags and purses that I'm sure have something hard and heavy in them by the way they look like multi colour rocks themselves. "We have something for you." Her voice sang as she said those words and it's scaring me.
I know I'm not one to swear, but, "Shit…" I started to run for my life as the angry mob chased me for the second time. I ran out the main entrance of the school and saw Ichigo. "Ichigo!" I yelled. Again out of character I cried out, "HELP ME!!"
I noticed an amused smirk spread across his face. "Nope, I think I'm just going to watch."
I growled as I ran pass him. "KON!!"
--s2--
HAHAHAHA!! Oh that was too much fun! Poor Ishida-kun. Well there you have it! I hoped you enjoyed it. And thank you Rosieroozoo for asking me to write this! It was fun!
Rosieroozoo here! Thanks again EvilSorceress! I don't know what would happen if I couldn't get this done, an evil mob might track me down… o.O And again, All credit to her!!
