DISCLAIMER: I do not own Xander or Dawn. I do not own any character from Buffy. Nor do I own any movies/shows/games/Anime that might or might not be included.
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Joyce looked at the remains of what was once a door. This was the second time since Halloween, Dawn was getting out of hand, if it wasn't for Buffy being the Slayer, Dawn would have raped Xander. Joyce could not figure out what was a matter with the girl.
"Dawn, it's time for your appointment." Joyce told the pouting teenager.
Xander had recommended this doctor's office, something about them being used to weird things and that a real catgirl wouldn't shock them much.
She could now see why. The office's secretary was a demon, and most of the people in the waiting room were demons. As for as she knew she, Dawn, and Xander were the only humans. But from the way the secretary was waving at Xander she was sure that this was not his first time coming here.
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Xander was sweating. He was also very nervous. Why? Several months ago, about two weeks before Halloween, he had asked Shella, the secretary, if he could see if he had any demon's in his family. Today was the day that he would find out. So why was he so nervous?
Joyce and Dawn.
If it turned out that he was part demon, he wasn't for sure how those two would react. Buffy would try to slay him, Willow repossess him, and Giles would rub his glasses. Joyce and Dawn, well he had no clue.
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Joyce watched as Xander was given some papers from the secretary, who's name tag said "Shella". She watched as Xander started to panic, and she watched as Dawn wrapped herself around the boy.
"Xander, what's a matter?"
"Umm...well you see....Ok, a couple of months ago I asked them to do some blood work on me. I wanted to know if any demons/magical creatures have been in my family. And these are the results."
"What do they say?"
"I don't know, I haven't opened it. I don't think I will."
"Ok Xander, it's your choice."
"Miss Summers? Miss Summers it's your turn."
With that Joyce and Dawn followed the nurse, who Joyce could not help but be jealous of. The nurse was tall, with long blond hair, blue eyes, and a bust that was straining the outfit. And while Joyce and Dawn did not know what she was, Xander did.
She was a Veela.
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The Nurse smiled at the pair and led them to a ordinary doctor's office.
"Ok, well my name is Hannah. Doctor Skyeater will be with you soon, but before she can do anything, we need some questions answered. Is that Ok?"
"Yes, what questions do you need to ask?" Joyce asked the nurse.
"How long has Miss Summers been a Catgirl?"
"Two and a half months"
"Her last period?"
"Umm..." Joyce looked lost and turned to her daughter, who was very, very quite. And quite red.
"...Half a month ago."
"Ok, that makes sense."
"How?"
"Well sense your daughter is a catgirl, she would have her period, or go into heat, once a month."
Joyce looked shocked, but as she thought about it, it did make sense. In the past two and a half months, Dawn had tried to rape Xander twice. By going with this logic, in half a month she would try again.
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Xander watched as Joyce and Dawn walked out with Hannah. Dawn was blushing heavily and looked like she wanted to die. While Joyce looked like she was both going into a rage and laughing. Xander was very nervous, and the Goblin that was next to him looked at him in pity.
"I feel sorry for you Harris. No one, Goblin or not, should have to face an angry mother."
Xander felt like crying, a freaking Goblin, one of the nastiest creatures out there, felt pity for him.
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Two Weeks Later
Dawn was pouting. She was getting lectured by her mom for once again breaking down Xander's door, if it wasn't for Buffy again, she would've raped Xander.
And here they thought that solid steel chains, strong enough to keep a Were in place, would be strong enough. It wasn't.
As Dawn let her mind wonder, the last two weeks were fun. Xander decided to open the test results to find that he had several Chaos demons in his ancestry. Along with something called a Spawn. She giggled as she remembered Buffy chasing Xander with a sword, until she ran into a chanting Willow, who turned them purple.
Buffy was still grounded. And Purple!
She kept on giggling.
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A.N. Part Three of Five done. Yes, yes I know I haven't updated lately. I could tell the truth and say I'm worried about school, plus some financial problems, add it in to writers block. Or I could lie and say I have a ton of "FINISHED" plot bunnies and chapters done and ready to post. But that would be a lie.
Sure I have about 50 plot bunnies I could post, but there not finished. I have 2-4 chapters started for all my stories, even the one in quarantine. But the are not finished, I pushed my self to finish this one, so I'm not happy with it.
One is a crossover with PORTAL, just to change Xander's gender and give 'him' a cool weapon!
Although the image of a purple Buffy chasing a frantic Xander (with Antlers!) around is rather amusing.
