Another Random one-shot
Again I repeat I do not own Harry Potter, Rita Skeeter, or Albus Dumbledore.
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THE LIVES OF HARRY POTTER, RONALD WEASLEY, AND HERMIONE GRANGER!
BY: RITA SKEETER
"What kind of a title is that?" Previous headmaster Albus Dumbledore stated from inside his portrait.
Hello, I am Rita Skeeter and I am doing different interview with the Golden Trio-
"What kind of a name is the Golden Trio? I mean order of the Phoenix, now that was a great name!"
"SHUT UP!" The other portraits yelled at the still awaken headmaster.
"Stupid portraits." Dumbledore mumbled.
First let's start with The-Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter! He is now residing at Hogwarts as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Most children are amazed by him but scared as he has taken a route of Former D.A.D.A. teacher Professor Alastor Moody.
"He wasn't even a professor! It was an imposter!" Albus yelled, once again. "I swear the Daily Prophet is getting stupider everyday."
The Ministry of Magic is not doing anything about it on the fact that Harry Potter has rid us of the evil that has haunted us for years, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!
"How many times must I tell you people, it is Lord Voldemort?"
"How many times do we have to tell you to SHUT UP?" The paintings yelled once again before going back to sleep.
Now let us go to our freckled friend of the Great Harry Potter, Ronald Wesley. Mr. Wesley is now seeker for the Chudley Cannons and has created a new move called "Kill the Spider"
Dumbledore tried to maintain his laughter as not to wake the portraits again.
He is now residing at his old home with his wife, Hermione Granger, and his three lovely, yet mischievous, children.
"It's about time those two got married." Dumbledore stated so loudly that the new headmistress, McGonagall came in the study with her wand rose high pointing at Dumbledore's picture.
"Albus please do not wake me up one more time with your annoying blabber or I will be forced to take the daily prophet away from you." Some of the portraits were encouraging her to do it now, but Minerva just shut the door.
"You heard her!" Dippet said, "Keep it quite."
"Alrighty then!"
Now let us go to the last of the three, Mrs. Hermione Granger Weasley, as you know she married the great Seeker, Ronald Weasley, looks like Mrs. Weasley still has a thing for Quidditch players
"Now you know why I forbid her from coming onto Castle Grounds." Dumbledore mumbled again to himself.
But of course those things are in the past, Mrs. Wealsey is a magical dentist, some call her Mrs. Tooth Fairy.
"Where do people come up with these names?"
There you have it my loyal readers, all in black and white, the Golden Trio after many years of defeating, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-
At this Dumbledore exploded, "IT IS LORD VOLDEMORT!"
No one ever knew what happened that night when Minerva McGonagall yelled a very loud curse. And for every kid that goes in that office the question on their mind if, "Where did that big whole come from?"
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Yup that's it, I got bored and decided to put in another installment, tell me what you think.
