Chapter Three
The Death Scene
A/N: Truthfully I think I should have quit while I was on the first chapter. Anyways here is the third installment of my much-proclaimed (yet poorly known) story Potter Wins! (Title based on first chapter)
Disclaimer: Look in the first chapter!
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July 17th 2008
"Now Dumbledore lets go over this one more time!" David Yates looked as the ageing man nodded his head. "Okay, everyone listen up! Severus is going to walk through that door approximately five minutes after Draco does." Everyone nodded their heads to show Yates that they understood. "Now Dumbledore," he turned his eyes to the man whistling innocently, "What are your lines?" Everyone paid close attention.
Sighing, Dumbledore spoke, "Severus please!" Everyone groaned. It wasn't that Dumbledore didn't get his lines right, on the contrary he memorized them faster than any of them. No it wasn't the lines being wrong, it was the tone he spoke them in.
Ever since J.K. Rowling ousted Dumbledore he's been getting back at her by talking like a gay man. Worst than that whenever he spoke to a man, well he get a little…sexual. Just like the "Severus please!". He sounded as if they were…well were having sex.
Severus and the rest of the male cast were getting a little uncomfortable.
"Dumbledore we've been over this! No one can know you are gay until after you die!" Yates yelled at Dumbledore ignored him…just like every other time.
"Well then little Miss JK should have waited until the movies were done before she decided to tell my biggest secret." With that Albus burst into fake tears.
"Can someone please go find JK so we can finish! I'm not getting any younger here!" Harry yelled in exasperation. "At the rate this film is going we may have to release the movie next year!" Gasps were heard from all around the room.
"Well we can't let that happen!" Hermione exclaimed as Ron and Neville went into hysterics.
"What evil person would do such a thing?!" They cried as they clutched on to one another, Ginny gently patting their backs in a soothing manner.
Soon Minerva returned with JK. "Aw Mrs. Rowling there you are!" Yates directed her to the statue that Dumbledore was hiding behind. "Could you please handle this?"
"Of course." Rowling crouched down to where she could see behind the statue. There sat the great Albus Dumbledore with a frown on his face and his arms crossed in a very childish like manner. "Now Albus what seems to be the problem."
Dumbledore turned his head the other way before muttering, "You are the problem."
JK sighed. Hours passed with the two talking, well with one talking while the other muttered insults, before Rowling had an idea. She whispered something into Albus's ear and he smiled like a child on Christmas.
July 18th 2008
"Severus…please…" Dumbledore spoke softly, and Severus pointed his wand and a green light illuminated from it. Like a rag dog, Albus Dumbledore fell from the Astronomy Tower. Well not really, its Hollywood people!
"And…CUT!" Yates yelled before going over to help Dumbledore up off the ground. "That was great Albus."
"Why thank you!" All around people were shouting good jobs to the deceased Head Master.
"I have to ask though," Yates whispered bring him off to the side, "What made you take this role more seriously?" Albus smiled before whispering:
"I get to see Harry naked in the next film!" And Dumbledore skipped off with a big, and somewhat creepy, smile on his face.
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A/N: This is what I get for being on Mugglespace for two hours talking to people!
So tell me what you think! And be honest because no matter how many negative reviews I get I'm still putting up a next chapter on what the HP characters think about the HBP delay!
