Chapter 3-Are We There Yet?
In Meredith's Car...
"Are we there yet?" Michael asked impatiently
"No." Jim replied
"Are we there yet now?"
"No."
"How about now?"
"NO."
"Meredith!" Michael yelled to Meredith, who had a huge bag of chips on her lap and was shoveling them into her mouth "How much how longer til we get there?"
Meredith continued shoveling the chips down her throat then pushed down the window and threw the bag out the window.
"Litterbug!" Kelly shouted
"My car, my rules." Meredith snapped
"Meredith, are we there yet?" Michael asked once more
"Not for another 10 minutes" Meredith replied
"Okay, Jimbo, lets play I Spy to pass the time." Michael started looking around til he stopped a Stop Sign not too far ahead "I spy with my little eye something red."
Jim had seen Michael look at the Stop Sign but decided to annoy Michael.
"Your tie." Jim replied
"Nope." Michael replied, very happy that Jim had not guessed it
"Kelly's skirt." Jim replied
"Nope." Michael worriedly looked around, they were going to pass the Stop Sign shortly "Jim its right ahead of us."
"Meredith's gloves."
"NO! JIM HURRY UP! HURRY! NO! NO! NO! DAMN IT! WE PASSED IT!"
Jim snickered to himself, while Michael sulked beside him. At least Michael was quiet.
"Hey Jim." Kelly replied "Since your dumb game with Michael is over, how about I tell you about the bikini I got for swimming?"
Oh no...
In Jan's Car...
Jan was sitting in front, somehow managing to drink wine and drive at the same time.
"Oh..thats not very safe" Pam replied
"Do you want me to kick you out? I will dump you on the side of the road, just like you dumped poor Michael."
"I wasn't dating Michael!"
"Please, I've seen the looks you give him, I'm not an idiot."
"If I'm still in love with him, then why am I happily engaged to Jim?"
Jan started to choke a bit, and the entire bottle of wine spilled onto her shirt, she let go of the driving wheel for a second and it swerved almost off the road but Jan caught it in time.
"Now see what you did?" Jan snapped "You almost got us into an accident, out."
"But I can't get a ride!"
"Get out!"
Jan opened the door and Pam jumped out.
"Boyfriend stealing ass!" Jan shouted as she drove away.
Pam pulled out her cellphone and called Jim.
"Hello? Hey Jim, Jan kicked me out, have you guys passed Highway 61 yet? You haven't? Any chance, I could join you? Ok, thanks, love you too, bye."
Pam saw a very fast and bumpy car swerving back and forth speeding towards her.
Meredith rolled down the window, gave her a weird smile and said "Come on in. Theres room in the back. I hope you don't mind some stuff back there."
Pam climbed into the back and she was disgusted at what she saw. There were 2 empty beer bottles, a pack of empty cigarettes, a pair of underwear and a bikini top. No wait, that was a bra.
"Are we there yet?"
Hey! I hope you enjoyed this story! Sorry if some of the stuff in Meredith's back was innappropiate, it seems like stuff Meredith would keep in her car cause shes such a creep. I do not own The Office, please read and review!
