Chapter 5-Chaos
"Great." Pam sighed, "Now we have no pegs, thanks to Michael and we'll have to use twigs to keep our tent up!"
"We'll manage." Jim said, giving Pam a light kiss. "Just as long as our tent makes it."
"JIMBO!"
They both turned to see Michael. Pam groaned and rolled her eyes.
"Did you say 'our', Jimbo? Thats so considerate of you to share a tent with me, Jan is being a total jerk."
"I'm not surprised." Jim replied, Jan and Michael were always fighting about the stupidest things.
"Did you say Jim was going to be sharing a tent with you?" Pam asked.
"Yes, Jimbo and I are best friends and best friends share stuff."
"But best friends do not share tents." Jim protested "And I want to hang with Pam."
"Ooh, planning to spice things up, eh?" Michael replied. "Sorry Pamcake, but Jimbo is sleeping with me."
"Babe!" Jan called "Should I cook those frozen hotdogs we bought?"
"Yes!" Michael called back.
In 3 hours, the frozen hotdogs had thawed, but Jan overcooked them and burnt them. And Michael was leaning down into the fire so his tie caught on fire.
"HELP! HELP! MY TIE IS ON FIRE! HELP ME! BABE, PLEASE HELP ME!" He screamed, running around in circles.
Jan fetched a bucket of water and ran towards him but Michael kept moving. "Babe! Babe! BABE! STAY STILL! MICHAEL STAY STILL IT'LL BE OVER IN A SECOND!"
Michael kept thrashing around and so they had to have Jim and Andy pin him down so Jan could dump the water on his tie.
In about 10 minutes they sat down to a meal of burnt hot dogs. After that Michael insisted on them playing stupid games.
"Ok everybody! Gather round! Lets play Tag: Dunder Mifflin Version! And Pam is going to be it."
"Why me?" Pam asked.
"Because you're the Receptionist, you're lower than us. You're inferior, all you do is answer phones."
After giving them a 5 second head start, Pam darted after Jim. His legs were longer and he was faster but Pam managed to stay behind him. Eventually, Jim became exhausted and Pam caught up to him. He tried to flee but Pam grabbed his tie and pulled him towards her.
"You're it." She said with a smile. And then she fled.
"Beesly, you are so doomed now." Jim teased, running after Pam. His longer legs quickly made him catch up to her and he playfully tackled her.
"You're it now, Beesly."
"Ok since Jim and Pam are playing Tag: Jim & Pam Version, we are going to have a water balloon fight!"
In about 10 minutes everyone except Stanley, Angela and Jan had water balloons.
Michael was hurling balloons at everyone, Dwight hurled one at Kelly, who shrieked and grabbed Ryan. Andy tossed one at Meredith and it landed right on her face. Jim and Pam were attacking each other with water balloons.
"Gosh." Michael panted "Its such a shame, Jan has to be such a bore and miss out."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Jan picked a balloon and hurled at Michael "I can be LOTS and LOTS of fun, BABE!"
"I've had more fun watching Pam answer phones!"
"Okay then! Why don't I just show you how FUN I can be!" Jan tried to kick Michael but her foot landed on the fire.
She quickly jumped off the fire and ran away, hysterical.
"Okay." Michael said "Its pretty late so lets all get to our tents."
Pam shared a tent with Angela, who took up more than half the tent. Jim had to share a tent with a snoring Michael.
"Where are you going?"
"You missed your chance, Pam, you could've had me, but you lost me."
He walked off into the fog as Pam called for him to come back.
He turned around and said "I'm much happier in Stamford, with Karen, someone who wasn't afraid to let her feelings for me show."
"Wait! I made a mistake marrying Roy!"
"You did and it cost you me"
He then walked off, vanishing into the fog and Pam fell to her knees, devastated.
"Come back!"
Pam awoke, panting and sweating. She'd had that nightmare again. Even though they were engaged now, Pam still couldn't shake off the thought that 2 years ago she lost Jim. She knew she was just nervous he'd leave her again but she had to see him. She had to know that he was still here and not with Karen.
She went into his tent and carefully avoided Michael. She smiled at him sleeping in his tent, as far away from Michael as possible. She laid beside him and laid her head on his shoulder. And in 5 minutes she was asleep.
In another tent, faraway from the others, Dwight wearing nothing but underwear crept into Angela's tent. Angela was waiting with a candle beside her sleeping bag.
"Hello Monkey." Dwight said
The Next Morning...
Jim awoke to something on his shoulder. He peeked over at a sleeping Pam whose head was on his shoulder. He smiled to himself.
Meanwhile Michael was outside trying to cook the frozen bacon he brought. By the time everyone woke up, the bacon had not yet thawed. So they all had frozen bacon for breakfest.
Dwight had taken Jim and Pam fishing on a boat.
"You see a real man fishes with his hands." Dwight reached into the water and pulled out a squirming fish.
"You know, we don't have to endure this." Jim whispered to Pam. "Hey Dwight! You know what a real man does?"
"What?" Dwight asked
"He dives into the water and gets his fish."
Dwight dived into the water to grab fish.
Jim and Pam took advantage of this to grab the paddles and row away from Dwight.
In about 5 minutes Dwight was up with armfuls of fish and the boat was gone. And Jim and Pam were happily fishing with fishing rods.
Very Jammy, I know, I hope you enjoyed this longer chapter and please read and review. And I can tell you a spoiler about the next chapter.
A FAMILIAR CHARACTER WILL BE APPEARING
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