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The sun was now rising. Naruto had woken up to see himself face to face with a sleeping Sasori who just turned over on his other side and moaned. "Guess it wasn't a dream." Naruto whispered to himself. Then He slowly and quietly got up and tiptoed into the forest part of the island and away from the beach to collect some fire wood.
Sasori was tossing in his sleep. He seemed to be having a bad dream of some kind. Deidara awoke to notice this. "Sasori-Dana must be having some dream." He thought. Then he noticed that he wasn't tossing from a dream, but shivering from the cold. Deidara grabbed one of the 4 blankets Tobi managed to weave from grass and leaves that seemed to be comfortable and not poison ivy. Sasori had volunteered to go without a blanket, but when Deidara saw Sasori shivering he couldn't help but take his blanket and place it on top of his Dana. Sasori stopped shivering. He curled up a little and pulled the blanket over his nose. "He's actually really cute when he sleeps." Deidara whispered to himself blushing hard.
"OOOOO senpia I didn't know you felt that way about Sasori." Tobi said. He had just woken up and crept behind Deidara. "WA!!" Deidara shouted as he turned around to see Tobi. Then he checked to make sure he didn't wake up Sasori who was still sound asleep. "SSSSSHHHH! Shut it!! I Don't!! Now don't wake up Sasori-Dana. And don't sneak up on me like that un!!" Deidara whispered in an annoyed tone. "Sorry." Tobi said. "Have you seen Hidan-san this morning?" Tobi asked his senpai. "No I haven't. He must have woken up before everyone. And I know the brat…I mean Naruto said something about collecting fire wood last night." Deidara answered. "It still feels weird to be getting along with that kid." He said thinking of how normally it would never happen in a million years. "Well we have too. Tobi knows what he's talking about." Tobi replied. "Yea. I get it un." Deidara said with a sigh. "I'm gonna go find Hidan." "Tobi will do that. You stay here." He offered. "Are you sure un? G-d knows what's in that forest, and it's the only place he could be." "Tobi will be okay." He assured his friend. Then he went on his way to find the little decapitated head.
Sasori finally woke up. He let out a big yawn and stretched. Then he noticed the blanket. "Where'd this come from?" He asked to himself. "I put it on you." Deidara said sitting next to Sasori as he used a vine and stick he found to make a fishing rod. "You we're cold and shivering Sasori-Dana." "That can't be right. I don't get cold." Sasori said confuse." Then he looked down under the blanket and checked under his shirt. "HOLY SHIT I MUST BE DREAMING!!" Sasori yelled as he pulled off his shirt for a better look. He stood up and looked down at himself. He now had a human body that was around sixteen years of age, and had an eight pack. "I GOT MY BODY BACK!!" He shouted. "BUT HOW!?" "Who knows?" Deidara said shrugging his shoulders. "Maybe g-d took pity on you for being stuck on this island." "Who cares?! I'm me again!!" Sasori said happily as he looked at his reflection in the water. Then he stood up and through his hands in the air. "IT'S A MIRACLE!!" He shouted with glee. Deidara turned red in the face at the sight of his Dana's new body.
Naruto returned with his arms full of wood. He looked over and saw Sasori celebrating. "What happened?" Naruto asked curiously. "Sasori-Dana got his body back and is happy to be human again." Deidara answered. "I really want to know how it happened though." "Must have been one of g-ds many miracles." Naruto said with a shrug. "I got some fire wood." He said. "I guess I'll go fishing un. I still can't believe I'm getting along with you." Deidara said. "I can't believe it either. But that's what's going on." Naruto responded. Then Deidara went to get some fish. "By the way…" Naruto said stopping Deidara in his tracks. "What?" Deidara said turning to face Naruto. "Why's your face so red?" The knuckle headed ninja asked. "W-what are you talking about un?" Deidara asked as his face got redder. "Your face is all red. Like a tomato." Naruto explained. "Are you sick?" "What? No! What are you talking about!? My face isn't red un! You must be seeing things. I'm gonna go fishing un!" Deidara said quickly and nervously. Then he ran as fast as he could to the water.
Mean while Tobi was searching for Hidan in the forest. "HIIIIIIDAAAAAAAN!" Tobi yelled in search for the missing head. "HIIIIIIDAAAAAN!!" He yelled again. Finally he found the head sound asleep by a pile of things he had collected. "There he is. Tobi new he could find Hidan-san." Tobi said proudly. Then he picked Hidan up, gathered his things, and started his way back to the camp sight on the beach. "Ummmmmmmmm…which way was the beach again?" Tobi asked himself. "OH NO! Tobi must be lost!!" Tobi said scared. Hidan than woke up, and yawned. He looked up at Tobi. "WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HOLD ME!?" Hidan shouted. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! HIDAN-SAN!! TOBI'S SORRY!! TOBI GOT US LOST!!" Tobi cried. "WHAT!?" Hidan asked. "WAAAAAAAAAA!! SORRY!! TOBI'S VER VERY SORRY!! TOBI WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD BOY AND BRING HIDAN-SAN BACK TO THE CAMP SIGHT!!" Tobi said sobbing. "Oh for the love of jashin!!" Hidan said wishing he could slap his head. "Uuuuuuuuuhhhh…there there Tobi. It's okay. We'll find our way back." Hidan said trying to get Tobi to shut up. "BUT!! TOBI GOT US LOST!!" He continued to cry. Hidan saw some sticks. "Hey!" He said. "Use those sticks to make a fire. Maybe someone will see the smoke." "Ummmmmm…okay…Tobi will make a fire." Tobi said starting to calm down. He quickly grabbed the sticks and started rubbing them together. Finally after about an hour of rubbing the sticks started to burn. Tobi dropped them and added more wood to the fire. "You did it you stupid bastered!!" Hidan said proudly. "YEEEEEAAAAAAA!! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!" Tobi shouted. Then he picked up Hidan's head, and hugged him. "HEY!! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR!! PUT ME DOWN!! PUT ME DOWN DAMN IT!!" Hidan shouted. He started turning red. "FOR THE LOVE OF JASHIN PUT ME DOWN!!" He shouted. Tobi finally heard him over his own joy and put Hidan down. "Sorry Hidan-san" Tobi said rubbing the back of his neck with those adorable little pink circles that appear on his mask when he's blushing. "Yea what ever. Just don't do it again!!" Hidan said blushing.
Mean while back at the beach Sasori had stopped celebrating long enough to notice the smoke in the woods. "Hey look!" He shouted pointing at the smoke. "It must be Tobi." Deidara stated. "He went to find Hidan earlier." "Well than we better go find them" Naruto said. And the 3 of them went to find Tobi and Hidan.
CLIFF HANGER!! Will the others be able to find Tobi and Hidan? Will They Get lost too? Will Tobi and Hidan ever be found? And why would I pare up Tobi and Hidan as a couple? XD find out in the next chapter of "Stuck in an Impossible Situation!"
