Disclaimer: it is apparent that I do NOT own Naruto…cause if I did Naruto and Sasuke would have made out by now T.T

"This is getting hopeless" Complained the (hot) red haired puppeteer. "We've been searching for hours" the blond he/she with the mouths on his hands agreed. "We have to find them" the blond knuckle headed ninja said. "We can't give up now." Sasori continued to complain. "I'd so much rather be at the beach celebrating getting my body back." "Haven't you celebrated enough?" Deidara asked annoyed. "You celebrated for 3 hours at the beach, and the whole way here you were dancing around sing 'I got my body back. I got my body back' in a very annoying way." "Well I'm excited okay?" The red haired (bishi) puppeteer said. "Both of you stop" Naruto said getting annoyed. "Look we're getting close to the smoke signs."

Meanwhile on the other end of the search Hidan was getting tired of waiting. "It's so boring just waiting here. Where the fuck are those fuckin' damn basterds? For the love of Jashin what's taking them so long?" The head complained. "Tobi has an idea." Tobi said smiling. "Lets play I spy." "That is the worst idea you've had all day" Hidan said. "Tobi will start. I spy something small, and round, and angry, and…" "It's me." Hidan said cutting Tobi off. "HORRAY! You got it right!" Tobi said excited and happy. "Okay… now I spy something tall…and brown…and…" "It's a fuckin tree." Hidan said once again cutting Tobi off. "YEAH!! You're right again Hidan-san…Okay now I spy something big, and yellow with black spots on it, and hungry, and…" "Tobi…that's a jaguar and it's come to eat us." Hidan said scared. "Normally I wouldn't be scared, but I can't die so if I get eaten I'd come out the other end and that wouldn't be so fuckin pleasant." "YEAH!! You guessed right again Hidan-san!!" Tobi said not realizing the danger they were in. "Tobi…I hate you…and you're an idiot…so normally I would never allow this…but right now I want you to pick my up…" Hidan whispered. "Okay!" Tobi said happily and picked up the head. "Grab my things…" Hidan told Tobi softly. "Okay!" Tobi sang joyfully, and scooped up the things that Hidan had collected. "And now….I need you to RUN LIKE HELL TOBI!! RUN!!" Hidan shouted and immediately the mental, orange masked, retard started running as fast as he could away from the jaguar.

While the 2 ran for their sad, sorry lives…our friend the red haired bishi, totally hot puppeteer continues to complain. "It's getting dark Kid." Sasori said. "Let's just stop for the night." "Well…alright. But we start fresh in the morning." Naruto decided. Then he jumped up onto a tree branch and fell asleep. Sasori fell asleep soon after right underneath him, and Deidara fell asleep last next to Sasori while he watched him sleep.

The next day Naruto was the first to wake up. Instead of waking the other, he waited patently watching the clouds go bi (sexual). "HA! That cloud looks like Neji and Kiba making out. HAHA! Neji and Kiba are gay. No wait…now the Neji cloud started making out with a cloud that looks like Hinata. Which mean Neji's bi sexual." Naruto said to himself laughing. "What's going on?" Sasori asked yawning. However once he looked down at who was lying next to him he turned red and had a better question in mind. "AND WHY IS HE SLEEPING NEXT TO ME!?" The shout quickly woke up Deidara. "What's going on?" the crazy art obsessed loony bin asked. "What's with all the shouting un?" "YOU WERE ASLEEP NEXT TO ME YOU CRAZY HE/SHE!!" Sasori shouted growing redder by the second. "I-I-I Was un?" Deidara asked becoming as red as Sasori. "YES!" Sasori yelled as his face turned redder. "OOOOOOoooh…I see what's going on here." Naruto said finally figuring it out. "You 2 like each other." "WHAT!?" The 2 akatsuki members asked shocked. "Sasori and Deidara sittin' in a tree…K-I-S-S-I-N-G…" "HELL NO!!" They both shouted now red as lobsters. "Your faces are red." Naruto said teasing them. Both of them looked at each other. Then looked away embarrassed. "Does he really like me like that?" They both thought.

Naruto heard something coming. "Hey guys. You hear something?" He asked. "Like what?" Sasori asked back. "Like screaming." Naruto answered. Then out of nowhere the orange masked, retard and the decapitated head came out of a bush and bumped into all 3 of them. "GUYS!!" Naruto, Deidara, and Sasori said relieved to see their friends unharmed. "No time for a reunion you basterds." Hidan said quickly. "Yea…look at the big kitty" Tobi said pointing over at the jaguar that was chasing them. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Sasori and Naruto screamed. Then the jaguar suddenly exploded. They all looked at Deidara. "ART IS A BANG UN!!" The psycho path shouted. "YEA!! BELIEVE IT!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!" Naruto shouted excited. "Thank you. Thank you." Deidara said bowing. "Alright now let's get back to the camp site" The hot bishi puppeteer said. "We better before I get really pissed off at all you jackasses." Hidan agreed (sort of). "OKAY!!" Tobi said as he picked up Hidan's head. "PUT ME DOWN DAMN IT!! I'LL ROOL THERE!" Hidan said turning red. "But Tobi's a good boy. Tobi can carry you there" Tobi happily offered. Hidan just turned redder. "Well…fine…but only because I wouldn't be able to keep up with you pieces of shit" Hidan said. "And don't forget my stuff." So Tobi gathered up Hidan's things. "Now how do we get back un?" Deidara asked. "Easy" Naruto said with a smile. "I was marking the way." Naruto pointed at arrows that were carved into the trees pointing towards the beach. "Alright then." Sasori said. "Let's go back to the beach." Naruto added. "TO THE BEACH!!" Tobi shouted happily. "Finally!!" Hidan yelled pissed off. "Let's go un!" Deidara said happy to be leaving the jungle. And they all started following the arrows back to the beach.

All right…that's it for this chapter. Hope you liked it. Because I'm not righting any more till all of you, everyone that reads this story, leaves a review. Which means you wont find out if they have any problems getting back to camp, you wont find out if Sasori, and Deidara admit they love each other, you wont find out if Hidan admits he loves Tobi, and you wont find out about the little surprise Sasori gets in one of the later chapters. You'll never learn about any of this unless I get a hell of a lot more reviews!! AND THEY CAN'T BE FROM THE SAME PERSON!! But more importantly…THEY CAN NOT BE FLAMING!! So…if I get more reviews…you'll find out more about what happens to these idiots in the next chapter of "Stuck in an Impossible Situation!!"