Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…If I did, it would be more like this fic
The akatsuki members and kiyuubi soon made it back to the beach section of the island. As soon as they did, Deidara started a fire (by exploding some wood T.T) and started cooking the 5 fish he had caught while fishing. Mean while Tobi was carving stuff into trees for fun using a kunai. (It was mainly things that looked like cave drawings of him and Hidan's head fighting off a jaguar. T.T) Sasori had taken some very heavy rocks and attached them to a huge, thick, strong, stick in order to make a weight for him to lift. He kept saying that now that he had a body he had to keep it in shape. Deidara was obviously watching him from a far as he cooked. Naruto went back into the forest being sure to follow his marks on the trees and making more if he went deeper to find some things that might be of use to them. (And to go hunting! Lolz. Naruto the hunter. Out to catch fresh prey.) And Hidan had taken his supplies that he gathered, and started to build something out of it.
"Food's ready!!!" Deidara called. "FOOD!!!!!!!!!" they all shouted as they run over to the fire and each grabbed a fish. Hidan got there last because he had to roll. Lolz. They left one for Naruto when he got back. Hidan shoved the whole thing in his mouth at once and gulped it down whole, stick and all. (I don't know how he can eat if he's disembodied head either T.T) Sasori attempted at the same, but failed because it was too hot. After that he took small, slow bites. "I forgot what it was like to feel pain." Sasori remarked as he ate. Deidara explode his, and then ate the pieces as the fell from the sky. Catching them in his mouth. Tobi was eating quickly and happily like a little kid. "I wonder what's taking the brat so long. Hidan said. "He left a while ago." "Yeah." Tobi agreed. "Tobi is starting to get worried." "That kid beat us up some many times. I'm sure he's fine." Sasori commented. "Sasori- dana's right. He's probably just taking he's time."
Mean while Naruto was deep in the forest. He was done with his collecting as much as he could care and slowly making his way back. "Sure is scary being here alone." Naruto said to himself. He suddenly heard a rustling coming from a tree right above him. He quickly got into a fighting stance. "I better stay on my toes. No telling what this might be above me." He thought looking up. Then a young 13 year old girl with long blond hair and blue eyes came down from the tree and said her name was Jessi. (Just kidding. THERE WILL BE NO FUCKIN' OCS IN THIS FIC!!!) "Naruto? Is that you?" Ask a voice that came from the tree. "WHO ARE YOU!!? SHOW YOURSELF!!" Naruto hollered back. Then out of the tree came the black, cockatoo haired, emo, dude known to all of us as…" SASUKE!?!?!?"… (Yea…him…) "SASUKE IS THAT YOU!?!?" Naruto ask the emo cockatoo. "Of course you idiot. Once I managed to get up I followed you in hopes to catch up and help, but the land I was standing on split right under my feet so I had to jump onto here and got stranded. I thought you were on the other side of the land." Sasuke replied. "NOPE!!! I'M STUCK HERE!!!" Naruto said eagerly. "I really missed ya Sasuke!" "Yea…well since no one else is around I guess we don't have to hide it." Sasuke said and then leaned in to kiss Naruto (a.k.a his lover…heh…nice) on the cheek. "OH YEA!!! Those akatsuki members are here to aren't they….come on Naruto lets go kick their asses!" Sasuke shouted. "NO! SASUKE WAIT!!! THEIR NOT…" Naruto tried to explain but Sasuke was too far ahead to hear already. Naruto's only hope would be that he could catch up and stop him before it was too late. So Naruto ran after his emo cockatoo of a boyfriend as fast as he could.
As soon as Sasuke came in the first thing he shouted was "ALRIGHT YOU ASSTARDS!!! YOUR ALL GONNA DIE HERE AND NOW!!!" The members were not scared, but they did look over sort of shocked. "Hey…isn't that the brats friend?" The severed head asked. "Yea…I thought Naruto was the only Konoha ninja here." replied the puppeteer. "WELL THEN TOBI WILL WEAVE ANOTHER BLANKET!!!" Tobi said happily getting up to get his weaving materials. "I'll go catch another fish, un." Stated Deidara as he grabbed his rod and headed for the water. "Why are you all acting so calm…I'm here to beat your faces into the ground!!!" Sasuke demanded. That was his true intuition until what happened next. "OH YEA!! IS THAT SO!! THAN BRING BASTERD BRING IT!!" Hidan shouted at the top of his lungs…but right before the 2 started the fight that Sasuke was sure to win (Lolz XD) Naruto came rushing in. "SASUKE WAIT!!!" Naruto shouted grabbing Sasuke's arm. "What is it Naruto…I was about to give this head a burial!!" Sasuke states giving Hidan a dirty look. "There's no need Sasuke" Naruto stated. "Yea…didn't the kid tell ya that we formed a truce?" Sasori asked with his hands up to the fire to stay warm. "I tried." Naruto said "but he ran off to defeat you guys so fast I didn't get a chance." Sasuke looked surprised. He didn't no what to think…here is boyfriend and 4 of the people that have plotted to kill him his whole life were…and they were acting like they were friends. "So…you guys are like…friends now or something?" Sasuke asked. "Well…I wouldn't say friends." Decided the red haired bishii of a hot ass puppeteer "but we has a truce for now." Sasuke was completely awe struck…he almost fell over from shock but caught himself before falling. He never thought he'd see the day when Naruto and the Akatsuki could get along; even it was only a few of them.
"I CAUGHT ONE, UN!!!" Deidara stated bring his rob over with a freshly caught fish on it. He took the fish and shoved a stick through it…then set it in the fire to cook. "Might take a few minutes to cook fully, un" explained the blond artist with the speech problem. "But that's not too long a wait right?"
He was looking up at Sasuke as he sat by the fire smiling. It was almost as if they had always been friends and never enemies. "N-no…guess not." Sasuke replied still kind of confused about it. "By the way Sasuke…how were you surviving on your own before you found me?" Naruto asked him. "I found a magical Native tribe to take care of me" Sasuke said sarcastically. "REALLY!?" asked the mental man in the orange mask as he came over with a newly woven blanket for Sasuke to use. "Yes Tobi…I'm sure He's been living with a tribe of magical native, un." Deidara stated equally as sarcastic. "YAAAAAAY!!!" Tobi shouted. "No" Sasuke stated glaring at Tobi. "That dude's got a problem." "Yea…but he's not too bad, not as bad as the head anyway." Naruto said back. "HEY!!! WHAT FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!!???" Hidan's head demanded. "You curse too much." Naruto stated back. "True…so true" Sasori agreed. "Yeah, un." Deidara stated. "Watch your mouth Hidan-san." Tobi said. "AAAAWWWWW!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!" Hidan replied and returned to working on what ever it was he planned on doing with the supplies he gathered from the forest. "So really Sasuke, how'd ya do it?" Naruto wondered. "I'm a ninja! What do you think? I'm trained for situations like this!" Sasuke replied. "OH!!" Naruto said in return. "Well…I guess we got a new member of the group." The super hot puppeteer stated. "YUP!" The artist added. "Oh joy!" The head sarcastically stated. "WELCOME!!! YAAAAAAY!!!" The mentally unstable dude cheered. "Good to have you here Sasuke!" Naruto smiled at him. Sasuke felt confused at first, but now he was starting to feel as if he was among friends. Not enemies.
Next time on Stuck in an impossible situation…what do you get when you mix 2 ninjas, 4 Akatsuki members, a mysterious cave, and a strange lake with unusual abilities? And what did Hidan need all the stuff for? How will Sasuke take in his old enemies as new comrades? And why the hell I'm I asking you this? Find out in the next chapter of "STUCK IN AN IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION!!!"
Author's note:
Okay…I'm not gonna bug you about it…and I'm not gonna threaten to end the series. But I will say sorry for taking so long on this chapter and that I will be taking a lot of time in between chapters to make them because I've got a tight schedule. I will also ask that you PLEASE leave a review. PLEASE!!!!! I BEG YOU!!! I wanna know what ya think of my work. So PLEASE!!! LEAVE A REVIEW!!!
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