Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto….if I did, it would be more like this fanfic in the sense on yaoi. XD

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!" Deidara screamed when he heard the shocking news. "I hate it too!!" Sasori exclaimed. Hold up, let's back up and explain what happened.

"GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS EVERYONE!!!!" They all sighed at the masked retards normal hyperness. "No one cares Tobi, un." The crazed artist with the gender issue commented. "But…..but…..Tobi made a calendar on the tree when we first came here. Tobi specifically marked this date." Tobi stated kind of hurt. "Fine" The spiky blond haired bishu stated. "What day is it Tobi. Can't be too bad." "YOU'RE JUST IN A GOOD MOOD 'CAUSE YOU MADE OUT WITH THAT EMO BOY ALL OF LAST NIGHT, UN!!!!" Deidara shouted pissed. "I'M NOT EMO!!!" says the emo cockatoo (HEY) I write this story, I say what I want. Lolz. "It's CHRISMAS EV!!!!" Tobi screamed with excitement. (If you aren't Christian, guess what, I'm Jewish, if you are Christian, bare with me 'cause I might get a few things wrong.) "I DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISMAS YOU MOTHER….." I'm sorry

Hidan's language in this seen is too obscene to be heard by anyone. Please wait for his out burst to end………….thank you. We will no conduct you back to normal programming. "I'M A FUCKIN' JASHANIST!!!" Hidan oh so rudely remarked. "But…..But…..TOBI JUST WANTED TO HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY!!!!" Tobi cried. Tobi's tears got Hidan's head slightly pink. "Oh……fine….go have your chrismas, but I won't be prayin' to Jesus or nothin'." "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Tobi cried for joy. Looks like the asstard gang will have a nice little holiday. Or will they!?!? Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh……I love being evil to anime characters. *evil smirk*

*warning…this is a short chapter 'cause I'm running out of ideas, and don't know much about chrismas…so please bare with me*

Naruto had found some vines and was rapping them tightly and quickly around some of the trees. Tobi was making the gifts, he had figured out what Hidan was trying to do with all the items he had collected earlier and was making a little toy car out of it. He had Sasori help making it so that the car would attach to Hidan's head and allow him to move much quicker than he normally would be able to as a head. He had made Naruto a little stuffed fox out of the soft leaves they had left over from the blankets and filled it with sand. For Deidara he made a stuffed bird that looked like his clay ones, and for Sasuke he made. *snicker* a voodoo doll of Itachi. *snicker* He made everyone a present, but he didn't no what 1 of them would like. He didn't know Sasori too well. So when he finished with the others, he had to sit there and think.

In the mean time Naruto had finished decorating and put a mistletoe he made out of 2 leaves and a vine on one of the trees. Sasuke quickly came over and kissed him on the cheek. Naruto blushed and kissed him back. Deidara was busy catching fish and picking herbs for that night's special dinner. He had his shirt off and was in the water working his way to a fish and stabbing it with a spear he made. Sasori saw this, and was stunned by what he felt. He had never felt this nervous feeling before. "What….is this?" He asked to himself. Sasori had nothing to do. There was nothing he was good at that would help make chrismas on the island. The same went for Hidan's head. So they both sort of just sat there watching the others work like the lazy bumps on a log we all know they are.

Night time was coming. Tobi still couldn't think of a good gift for Sasori. He asked all the others about what Sasori liked. Deidara was the only one that gave him an understandable answer. The blond, crazy, he/she artist told him to make a puppet for Sasori. Tobi found that believable but didn't have the supplies or the time to go get it and make the puppet. He was stumped. "What can Tobi do?" He started asking to himself. "Tobi can't just give a gift to everyone but Sasori-san." He tried to think of something. But no matter how hard he tried no good ideas came to mind. He even asked Sasori himself what he wanted. The hot bishi red haired, no longer wood, puppeteer said he didn't really care if he didn't get a present at all. But Tobi wouldn't accept it. He wanted everyone to get a gift on chrismas. He even made himself a little stuffed bear. But he just couldn't think of anything for Sasori.

Sasori was watching Tobi without him knowing. He knew what was going on and decided that He didn't need a present. (No matter how much his greedy little self wanted one XD) So when the time to open gifts came that night Sasori knew what to expect. Everyone got a present but him. Tobi apologized over ten thousand times that he could think of anything no matter how hard he tried. Sasori wasn't listening. He was to busy watching Deidara with a red face as he ran around playing with his little stuffed bird shouting "IT'S ART, UN!!! IT'S ART THAT DON'T GOTTA EXPLODE!!! THANKS TOBI, UN!!!" Deidara was laughing a smiling…and completely unaware of how cute Sasori saw this. No matter how hard he tried the poor bishi puppeteer couldn't look away.

Later that night Sasori told the others he was going for a walk. But ever since the Hidan incident no one is aloud in the forest alone. And who else should he wined up going with but none other than …."Hey Dana…why you seem so red, un?"….Deidara. "Ummmmmm…probably just the way the light from the moon's shining." Sasori answered. "Well….okay…but if there's something wrong, just say so." Deidara stated.

They two didn't say a word for the rest of the walk. They simply walk together and acted like they were alone. Why didn't Deidara say anything either? Because Deidara was thinking the same thoughts as Sasori towards him all day as well. When they finally headed back to the site on the beach they were still silent…until they got there. As soon as they came out of the woods everyone else look at them and gasped. They were all shocked. Finally after a minute or so Sasori look at all of them and demanded "WHAT!!" Naruto was the one to answer them by simply pointing up. And when Deidara and Sasori looked up, they saw the mistletoe that Naruto had made dangling above their heads. They both looked at each other and blushed hard. They could never bring up the guts to kiss each other. They quickly scurried out from underneath it. However they went the wrong way XD. They headed back into the forest and when they finally realized what they had done they were already lost as hell.

"OH FUCK!!" Sasori shouted in disbelief that he just got himself lost. And with Deidara of all people. "Don't go Hidan on me Dana, un." Deidara remarked. The two just sat where they were. They didn't know which way to go, and didn't want to accidentally go deeper into the forest and get even MORE lost. They sat in silence. Neither of them said anything. They were both so red by now that they thought the blushing was permanent. Finally around eleven-o-clock or so, Deidara said the first words that Sasori was dying to hear. "You know, un…I don't know why I didn't just kiss you Dana. I really did…uh…want to…un." Sasori became very red. He couldn't help it. "R-r-r-r-really?" the red head stuttered. Deidara nodded. "Well…umm….it's not too late you know." Sasori commented blushing hard. That made Deidara blush harder. Finally they did it. They leaned in towards each other, and kissed. The first kiss broke quickly from fear, but led right into another, full-on, long kiss. When that kiss finally broke, the two artists looked in each others eyes, and….made out some more. Finally they fell on the ground. (Yes they had stood up before kissing XD.) As they started taking off each others shirts, Sasori couldn't help but say "Deidara, please be my chrismas gift." ……..

AND THEN…… (BEEEEEEEEEEP) I'm sorry…this seen is far to sexual, amusing, disturbing, funny, and down right wrong to be described in this fan fiction…but if you really want to know what's going on…please picture it in the sick, disturbing, perverted mind we all know you have…thank you…and we will now direct you back to your original programming.

The next day Sasori and Deidara woke up early. They both headed back to the camp sight at the beach after finally finding one of the marked trees Naruto had sliced into. But Sasori was acting funny All through out the rest of the day. He was throwing up a lot, and bitching off like a p. chick. He was also eating a lot of strange things on his fish. (Which he was eating a lot more of.) Once he wrapped his blanket around it and ate it. Tobi of course had to make him a new one. But while Tobi was busy he was also thinking what could be causing all of the red headed bishi's strange actions. Finally after a few hours of thinking it over and watching Sasori eat a lot of bazaar things, he figured it out. Tobi told Sasori, who freaked and passed out. Then when he woke up he thought it was a dream. Tobi explained that it wasn't….which made him pass out again XD. But this time when he woke up, he new that he wasn't dreaming when he found out the news. He immediately went and told Deidara.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!" Deidara screamed when he heard the shocking news. "I hate it too!!" Sasori exclaimed. "HOW!? WHY!?" The blond he/she artist asked in awe. "It must have been what we did last night." Sasori answered him very upset. "G-D DAMN IT I'M NEVER DOING THAT TO ANYONE AGAIN!!" Deidara cried out. "Merry chrismas Deidara…I'm having a baby." Sasori explained sadly. Deidara passed out from shock, and Sasori dragged him to the tree they normally sleep by and covered him with his blanket. "I'm having a baby." Sasori whispered to himself. "I'm having Deidara's baby…LORD OH MIGHTY WHY MUST I HAVE A BABY!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Sasori finally cried so much he couldn't breathe. He past out next to Deidara with tears still raining down his face. The next day when he woke up he knew that it wouldn't be a dream. Sasori did get a chrismas gift after all. But unfortunately it's one he wishes he could take and through all the way to the north pole hitting Santa on the head with it XD. Merry Chrismas Sasori…Your pregnant XD.

LOLZ!!!! I hope you like it…I know this was MY favorite chapter XD. If you did like it…then please please PLEASE!!!! Review. I really want to hear what you think. I wanna know what you liked about the story so far. SO PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW!!! Thanks for reading…SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!

Next time on "Stuck in an Impossible Situation"………Sasori's pregnant…and is driving everyone insane…good lord won't someone just take a knife to that boy stomach and shut him up!!!! And Hidan finally shows he cares…how? ...You'll never know unless you tune in for the next chapter of …… "STUCK IN AN IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION!!!"