*Chapter Four
Danny's Pov
This.
Is torture.
"Ooo! And I nearly forgot! This new PDA can actually make coffee! Did you-"
This would be a perfect example of what Tucker has been talking about for the last five hours.
Except,
He really did say that.
Crud! Where's Sam when you're dying because your best friend decides to turn into a PDA loving....talking...person?
She's really pretty,
No I did not just say that,
Stop thinking Fenton then there won't be a problem
Really?
Yes, really
Woah,
Wait,
Hold up!
Who the heck are you?!
You, you dimwit.
What do you mean you're me?!
Like I said, you, dimwit, I'm your subconscious mind, as creepy as that might sound.
...
...
You really do find her pretty and you know it.
No, I don't
Yes, you do
NO, I DONT
YES, YOU DO!
Do Not!
Do Too!
Do Not!
Do Too!
Do Not!
Do Too!
AGH! Shut up! I can't think clearly!
Ahem*, to remind you I'm you, so technically, I can't.
Great.
Are you sure you haven't gone insane? I mean come on who argues with their mind?
You?
Once again you have called yourself the same thing you were calling me.
...
...
...
Have you died?
Oh I don't know, you're not dead so I guess I'm not either.
Hey! No humour at my expense!
You are me, after all, like you said before.
You really do like her you know.
No I don't.
Yes you do.
Fine! Maybe I do, why do you care?
I'm here to help you.
...
...
You sound like an aging psychiatrist.
I realised that. A little too late.
So fine, I like her, why are you bothering me?
I'm bothering you because, you need to tell her.
No I don't, besides,
She doesn't like me like that anyway.
"Danny?"
"SAM!" I sprang from my seat in relief.
"-There was this new one that I really wanted but mom and dad said I have to-"
"Oh no," Sam hung her head and put a hand to her forehead, then looked up at me "I should have stayed home shouldn't I?"
"Yeah, you probably should have" I took a glance at Tucker who had yet to notice there was another living being near him "though I'm really glad you're here" I looked back at her only to see her blushing "Really glad" Her blush deepened.
Why the heck is she blushing?
And I, or you, man that's confusing, would like to point out that I was right?
Right about what?
She likes you.
You like her.
Simple.
I'm going to ignore you for a while.
You can't ignore me.
AGH! Fine! I'll TRY to ignore you. Happy now?
Very, it's fun annoying you. Or should I say annoying the heck out of you!
"Hey, if you can get Tucker to come out of his trance we can go somewhere which doesn't involve three thousand words or more to do with PDA's or technology"
"Ok, I have an idea," She turned around and went to the kitchen "Though it's a common one"
Sam came back with a bag.
And she took out a horn.
And brought a glass of water.
And a cat?
Moving herself to face Tucker who still had no idea, she poured the water on him.
It didn't work.
How is that possible?!
Then she blew the horn next to his ear and dropped the cat on him. The cat sunk its claws into his skin.
"OW!" Tucker jumped up finally noticing that there was someone around him. "Why'd you do that?!"
We both looked at him.
"Oh."
"We better leave before-"The door burst open before I could finish.
Then Dad landed on me.
Is he ever going to get off?
"Sorry son! We thought there was ghost here and the strange thing is that it's been leading us to you!" Dad scratched his head and looked confused, that was normal.
He got up; more like sprang up, and ran out the door looking for another ghost with mom trailing after him.
"Now, we better go before anyone comes back and decides to attack me"
Having fun?
Oh great, my subconscious is back.
Wow.
That was weird.
Why'd you have to come back?!
It's not my fault remember? I'm you technically speaking. So I hadn't really left in the first place.
We ended up deciding to go the first place we came across like the park or mall and right now no one was 'awake' enough to argue.
"Hey Danny, where're you going?" Jazz said as she came down the stairs; book in hand.
"Out"
"Be careful ok? Mom and dad have been going crazy ever since the ghost portal was opened again."
"Yeah I know I will be, I found that out about a minute before you came down," I slouched forward "when dad jumped on me thinking I was a ghost"
And with that we walked outside.
And Tucker smacked himself into a pole.
"OW!" He covered his face with his hands.
Poor Tuck.
Yes, poor him.
And poor me, you came back.
I've said this a million times in the last hour but I'll say it again; I am you, so I don't ever go away.
Why'd you have to speak then?!
I didn't have much of a choice in the in the first place.
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
