Chapter 3: Vamp vs Shape-Shifter

Disclaimer: I Don't own Twilight.. only Jenn, Ariya, Skri, Saix and Fae.

A/N okay.. so someone wanted to know what happened between Jake and Edward.. well here it is.

Klutz! - Bella

Masochistic_Lion - Edward

Papa_Bear - Emmett

2_Hot_4_U- Rosalie

ShoeGirl - Alice

JazzHands - Jasper

SexyMother- Esme

- Carlisle

HalfBreed - Nessie

Leader_ofthe_Pack - Jacob

Vampiress_Ariya - Ariya (me)

ProSkaterSkri - Skri

IcePrincess- Jenn

Zaxrel_Regrave - Saix

Zaxrels_Fea - Fae

Masochistic_Lion has signed on

Leader_ofthe_Pack has signed on

Klutz! has signed on

HalfBreed has signed on

Masochistic_Lion: My head acually hurts.

Leader_ofthe_Pack: i hope it does. Thats what you get for chasing me down and trying to KILL me!

Klutz!: Boys, please be nice.

HalfBreed: What mom said.

Masochistic_Lion: Well, he should have worn a condon or NOT have slept with my daughter.

Leader_ofthe_ Pack: you're one to talk!! YOU almost killed Bella by getting her pregnant!

Mosochistic_Lion: Umm...thats not the point! Shes only 3 years old. She donsen't need to be a mother yet.

Klutz!: Edward, calm down. Remember when you wouldn't change me because you wanted me to have a human life and have kids?

Masochistic_Lion: Yeah, but..but..

Klutz!: Well, Nessie and Jake are able to have human lifes and have kids. And Nessie isnt really 3 love, you know that.

HalfBreed: Don't we have a say in this??

Masochistic_Lion: NO!

Klutz!: yes.

HalfBreed: Well, we're going to have the baby, and daddy, we want to get married.

Masochistic_Lion: What?? NO WAY!! I'm not losing my daughter already!

HalfBreed: But daddy...

Masochistic_Lion: But nothing.. now go to your room.

HalfBreed: I'm not a baby anymore, you can't tell me what to do!

Masochistic_Lion: I am your father and what I say gos! Wait.. I sound a bit like Charlie.. Don't I love?

Klutz!: Well, since you brought it up.. yes you do.

Masochistic_Lion: Crap.. fine..you win this round Jacob Black.. But I will get you next time!

Leader_ofthe_Pack: ummm...okay.. and just to let you know. it was Nessie's idea in the first place!

HalfBreed: JAKE!! NO IT WASNT.. DAMN IT!!

Klutz!: Just like us Edward.. just likes us.

Masochistic_Lion: must...remian..calm..

Leader_ofthe_Pack: so grandpa, how about you give me your Volvo as a wedding gift?

Masochistic_Lion: THATS IT!!!

HalfBreed: Daddy...please don't kill my soon to be husband, and the father of my baby!

Klutz!: Edward Anothney Masen Cullen, don't even think about it.

Masochistic_Lion: Already did love.. Nessie, I am dearly sorry for your "loss".

Masochistic_Lion has signed out

Leader_ofthe_Pack: oh fuck, now im really dead.. Nessie, know that i always loved you. and you too Bells.

Leader_ofthe_pack has signed out to die

HakdBreed: You think he'll be okay mother?

Klutz!: Let's go save him before its too late.

Klutz! has signed out to stop Edward

HalfBreed has signed out to save her babys daddy

A/N: okay, so tell me what you think.. i'll write more later. but right now Skri is trying to beat me in a "i love you more" contest. REVIEW!!!! Free Emmett plushies if you do.. and maybe even some peanut butter cookies.

Ariya