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I only own the craziness that will ensue while reading this as scary as that may be

Warning: May contain craziness, and bananas, please proceed with caution

50 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Seigaku

Seigaku version of both Apple Snapple's 100 things and Demon Brat 2000's 50 Things.

Number Two:

I will not insist that Fuji is cheating on Buchou. No matter how many times Atobe visits.


For once it was less than peaceful at Seigaku as there was a rather loud commotion coming from near the gates of Seigaku. A lone figure stood against part of the gate, arms crossed. The figure happened to be a familiar gray-blue haired Hyotei Buchou.

Atobe Keigo.

Why he was here was another story altogether but the Regulars did know he was attracting quite a bit of female fans just from standing there.

"Nya, What do you think he's here for?" Kikumaru questioned.

He and his teams were a little ways off from the gate, but could nonetheless see Atobe standing there, like he was waiting for someone.

"Maybe he's here for a re-match with Buchou?"Momo suggested with a shrug. He himself didn't know why Hyoutei's Buchou was standing at their gate.

"Che, I don't care why the monkey king is here, just that he's blocking our way home," Ryoma commented with his usual snarky tone, tugging his cap down a little.

"Fshuuuu…." Kaidou remarked back as his comment.

"Why don't we just ask, ne?"Oishi suggested to the group. It would certainly clear things up if they at least knew why Atobe was there.

"It wouldn't hurt," Taka answered.

With the idea of approaching Atobe in mind Kikumaru, Momoshiro, Oishi, Taka, and Ryoma(who was being dragged along by Kikumaru) headed off.

Both Fuji and Tezuka exchanged glances before following after the others towards Atobe. They were both equally as curious as to why Atobe was there—well Tezuka more than Fuji. The Regulars approached the gate, clearing the group of girls surrounding Atobe to be replaced by the Regulars group standing around, but not as close as the girls had been.

Ryoma stole a glance at his senpai's seeing as they weren't about to ask Atobe he took the liberty of asking, "Oi, Monkey King, why are you here?"

Atobe's eye twitched upon hearing the name but remained calm. "Fuji," he replied, ignoring the 'Monkey King' name.

Kikumaru blinked then looked surprised. "Fuji? I thought it would be Tezuka," Kikumaru commented, surprised it wasn't Buchou but Fuji. What on earth could Atobe want with Fuji? A lot of outrageous thoughts started filling the acrobatic players head at that very moment.

"Oh? What's the occasion?" Oishi ended up asking Atobe curiously.

Atobe heaved a small sigh to himself, moving a hand up to brush his hair back before glancing from the others to Fuji. "Nothing you need to worry about, shall we go?" Atobe questioned Fuji, clearly hoping he wouldn't have to answer any more annoying questions.

"Saa, of course," Fuji replied smiling pleasantly.

It seemed like Fuji was the only one who wasn't confused, irritated, concerned or plain upset about Atobe's arrival was instead happy to see the boy oddly enough, as if he had been expecting Atobe to arrive all along and just hadn't told the others yet.

The group of them watched as their tensai walked off with Atobe, hand in hand. No they just walked side by side until they were completely out of view of the Seigaku regulars.

"Did I see what I just thought I saw, nya?" Kikumaru questioned Oishi who happened to be standing beside him.

"I'm not sure what to think of it myself," was Oishi's answer.

"Fhsuuuu……."

"Che . . . Mada Mada Dane"

"OH MY GOD!" Kikumaru exclaimed, just coming to realization.

"What!?" Both Oishi, Momo, Taka questioned Kikumaru all at once.

"FUJI-SENPAI IS CHEATING ON TEZUKA-BUCHOU!" Kikumaru exclaimed once more eyes widening in both shock and realization.

"WHAT!?" the three chorused once more.

Sighing Kikumaru replied, "I SAID, FUJI-SENPAI IS CHEATING ON TEZUKA-BUCHOU WITH ATOBE!"

All faces except for the Buchou of the group looked shocked. How could their tensai do such a thing were their thoughts, scratch that they were all more or less surprised at the utter oddness of Kikumaru's accusation.

"What makes you think Fuji and Tezuka are well…you know..." Oishi questioned, ignoring their Buchou's presence completely. He couldn't even begin to think about Tezuka and Fuji as a couple, let alone the fact that Fuji could be cheating on Tezuka with Atobe no less.

"Yeah, what makes you think Monkey King is like that?"Ryoma prompted calmly.

Kikumaru huffed, as if his pride as a regular was on the line. "I'll prove it to you!" Was his reply before turning and bolting in the direction Fuji and Atobe left in.

"I'll bet you 1000 Yen that Kikumaru-Senpai's wrong" Momo commented turning to Ryoma.

Ryoma eying Momo for a moment smirked. "You're on" He remarked back.

Now the two of them only had to wait till Kikumaru came back to confirm the deal.

Little did anyone know that Tezuka was also pondering why the Tensai of their team had willingly gone

of with their enemy. Although he didn't show it, he had a worried feeling that maybe; just maybe Fuji was switching teams.

"He he, I'll show them that I'm right!" Kikumaru announced to himself quietly, as he ducked down in the bushes near a café patio where Atobe and Fuji were sitting and talking.

Hearing nothing out of the usual made the acrobatic pout childishly to himself. And he had even gotten a camera! It was simply not fair, not fair at all. But none the less the acrobatic held the camera up and snatched a picture of the two of them none the less. Hey it was proof!

Atobe catching sight of the flash stood up and stood over the bush Kikumaru was in Fuji joining him with a drink in his hand but none the less smiled as if he had known the acrobatic player was there all along. He probably did, being the Tensai and sadist that he was.

"Ore-sama demands to have that camera!" Atobe stated pointing a finger towards Kikumaru accusingly. There was no way he was going to let him get away with the picture, just no way.

Gulping nervously Kikumaru took a couple steps back holding the camera in his hands.

"Not a chance!" He exclaimed turning and making a dash in the direction he had gone to get there.

Using most of his energy he managed to make it back to Seigaku with all his organs and body parts intact. Thankfully.

"Hoi! I got the proof!" He exclaimed cheerfully towards the group. Luckily it was a digital camera otherwise it would have taken longer to get the 'proof'.

"Oh, Kikumaru-Senpai," Momoshiro commented, surprised to see him back so soon all the more to make the bet worthwhile.

"Let's see the camera," Echizen uttered moving over and snatching the camera from Kikumaru glanced at the picture then smirked.

"Senpai, you're wrong," Ryoma stated simply before handing Momoshiro the camera.

Momo's eyes widened once he saw the photo. He just couldn't believe it. Kikumaru-senpai was right, Fuji was cheating on Tezuka with Atobe, the picture proved it!

"Che, Senpai you owe me 1000 yen" Ryoma said calmly, holding his hand out.

Grumbling things under his breath one sounding like 'I can't believe it' he reached into his pocket pulled out his wallet and gave Ryoma the money. After all he had lost.

Kikumaru on the other hand blinked then grinned at the fact that he had been right in his accusation and snatched the camera back. "See, nya!" He cheerfully remarked towards the two proudly.

Behind the three of them stood a lone figure with his arms crossed, looking less then pleased about what he had heard. Tezuka adjusted his glasses making them glint causing a random freshman to get blinded, trip on a random banana peel and fall to the ground. With the basket of tennis balls he was carrying to fall down with him.

"Ahem."

Turning the trio glanced behind them with surprised faces to see Tezuka in all his glory. Arms still crossed, looking like he was going to possibly murder them.

"Ah! Buchou!"

"Tezuka-Buchou!"

"Nya! Tezuka-buchou!"

"Echizen, Momoshiro, Kikumaru 200 laps!" Tezuka barked out.

Meanwhile standing off to the side watching as Echizen, Momoshiro and Kikumaru were running laps. Fuji stood holding a small gift bag with Inui standing next to him, turned to Inui with a curious look.

"My, Inui think I should tell them the truth?" Fuji questioned, an amused smile playing on his lips.

"Ii data.., No let them find out on their own".


Finally I finished chapter two -throws confetti-

Ah, I hope this one was as good if not better then the first chapter!

And there was a banana involved this time as promised.

Review please?