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OPEN WITH CAUTION
A collection of short stories SasuSaku and GaaOC style.
Summary: AU. Sia's like a package on overnight express. GaaOC.
Gaara no Sabaku was NOT HAPPY. Someone was messing with his head and he had no idea who it was.
He glared at the offending sticker on his locker, hoping it would peel away and disinagrate.
TO: GAARA no SABAKU
From: xxxxLOVER
OVERNIGHTER
OPEN WITH CAUTION
"Another one, huh?" He glared at his sister. This wasn't amusing…at all.
"Hnn."
She sweatdropped, reaching into his locker and pulling out an empty envelope, with
I'M FRAGILE
HANDLE WITH CARE
written boldly across the whiteness.
"This is so stupid," He growled.
"What's stu-oh. You got another one," His girlfriend has arrived. "Hey Temari."
"Hey Sia," His sister smirked back.
Sia wrapped an arm around his waist. "Don't worry about it, panda. If you stare at it long enough, it'll disappear."
Gaara glared at his sister. "You told her?"
"You never said not to," Temari pointed out.
"It's ok," Sia grinned. "I know no one can take you away from me, panda-kun."
Temari sniggered. Gaara glared harder.
Gaara stared down at his binder. He'd been gone for, like, two seconds-
TO: GAARA-KUN
FROM: xxxLOVER
OVERNIGHT
OPEN WITH CAUTION
"Tsk, tsk," Sia said, shaking her head. "They're getting daring. Watch out dead." And she turned back to her conversation with her younger brother.
Gaara blinked. What was wrong with her? Why the hell wasn't this bothering her?
His brother, Kankuro, clapped him on the back. "Its just a phase, and Sia knows it. This person will get over it."
Gaara scowled, and returned to trying to scrap the sticker off.
This person was going to pay, and big time.
I'M LIKE A PACKAGE
ANYTIME, ANYWHERE…
JUST SEND FOR ME AND I'LL BE THERE
What. The. Hell. He was in the boys' locker room, and there was a sticker. How was this possible…the notes had girly handwriting. It was a girl…and he knew it (he had no fanboys , thank kami).
"…This girl is getting daring," drawled his girlfriend's brother, Sasuke Uchiha, leaning against the lockers. "You might have to watch out, panda."
Gaara shot a glare towards the other male. "Stay out of this," He hissed.
Sasuke just smirked. "Watch your steps, Gaara. You might just find your whole life different once everything comes out." And he was gone.
Gaara was tempted to bang his head on the locker.
I'M AN OVERNIGHTER
I'LL BE THERE IN THE MORNING
"Oh, for goodness sake," Sia burst out, staring at his locker. "There's a number on the other locker one; just call it, so this will STOP."
Gaara eyed his brother, sister, and girlfriend. Why did he feel like they knew something he didn't? He grudgingly pulled out his phone and typed in the number.
"Speaker," Kankuro demanded. Gaara obliged, and pressed 'call'.
CALLING…SIA.
He stared at it, dumbfounded. Sia's phone went off in her bag.
Temari choked. "Wha…"
Gaara looked at his girlfriend. She smirked.
"What can I say? I'm like a package on overnight express. I'll be there in the morning," She deadpanned. Kankuro and Temari started cracking up.
Gaara groaned, and slammed his head on his locker door. "I hate you."
"Love you too, panda."
"You are never allowed to play truth or dare with Ino and Sakura again."
"Okie dok, panda."
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FEEL THE PAIN:
Yes, there is a story called Open With Caution that's going into OPEN WITH CAUTION.
Sorry it took me so long, and sorry its not AS TOLD BY LISTS. Inspiration hasn't struck. blegh.
I'M LIKE A PACKAGE ON OVERNIGHT EXPRESS...roflmao. sorry. i woke up at 5:19 this morning, my brain isn't working properly.
YOUR FACE... -slaps self- -falls over- _
-bounces back up- OK! Good now!
i don't know what will happen next time on OPEN WITH CAUTION. hopefully it will be AS TOLD BY LISTS.
But that probably won't happen.
Peace in the world, please,
LadyMaybelleLuvesSasukleberry
OPEN WITH CAUTION
