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"What're you talking about?! Sasuke I'm just fine you don't have to baby me." Sakura said angrily in a chair with ice under her ankles. She was glaring at Sasuke with a fire in her eyes that would've made any other man back off.

"Sakura just listen."

"No. I won't. I can care for myself. You should get ready for your mission!"

"Sak-"

"No! we're finished here." Sakura exclaimed finishing the conversation and painfully getting out of her chair and began walking up the stairs to her room. Sasuke sighed and left the house to get the details of his mission from Tsunade, knowing that he probably wasn't allowed back into their bed, let alone the house, also he hoped that he didn't run into another PMSing woman.

Back at the house Sakura mistook a step and fell down the stairs. Searing pain swept along both of her legs and Sakura couldn't stand up. Gasping in pain she adjusted her position on the stairs. Crud she thought to herself and engulfed her hand in a green light. Gently she rested this hand on both legs healing the torn tendons. "Great so now we're back at square one." Sakura sighed in frustration and continued up the stairs at a slower pace, confirming every step until she was in her bed.

"This will be a 3 day mission." Tsunade said as while looking down at the paper in her hands. "You will be expected to find out as much as you can about the Akatsuki in Iwagakure. But this is a one man mission so as you don't attract attention to yourself."

"Hai, but I'm worried about Sakura."

"Hai…Sakura…I'll take care of her. If there's one thing I do best it's being strict and Sakura is under house arrest for her injuries." Tsunade studied Sasuke's face searching for some hint of emotion for Sakura for he surly showed it in his voice, but his face was blank.

"Gomen, but I feel as if something is going to happen to her if I leave her though." Sasuke said persistently. Tsunade was getting fed up with his concern.

"Sasuke I swear, she's going to be fine." Tsunade swore and walked Sasuke to the door and out of her office. Leaving the office and walking down the hall Sasuke headed towards the house to grab the equipment and head out. When he arrived back the house was completely quiet. Taking that as a good sign he quietly walked up the stairs and looked through Sakura's open door way at her sleeping figure.

"I hope you'll forgive me…" he whispered longingly "I just never want to lose you again." Sakura adjusted her position like she'd understood what he'd said. So as not to be there for her fury if she woke, Sasuke decided that he'd better pack quickly and he did just that.

It was the last day that Sakura was going to be alone. Sasuke was planned on coming back the next day and Sakura was preparing a welcome back dinner so as to make up for her rash behavior before he left. The sun began to set and Sakura sighed thinking of Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Sasuke…but continued on with the dinner. There were rice balls with all sorts of different flavors, three different types of fried fish, rice, duck sauce, an assortment of noodles, and a cake that was as light as a feather with thick, creamy, chocolate frosting. Being pleased with herself Sakura looked at her handiwork with pride, and then glancing at the clock she noticed that it was late, 11 o'clock to be exact…An hour from midnight. Yawning with a sudden wave of exhaustion Sakura slowly made her way up the stairs to her room.

Walking over to her closet Sakura quickly grabbed her black silken sleeping kimono that came to about mid-thigh and changed into it then turning around to head over to her bed she saw something moving in the shadows.

"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?!" Sakura said angrily chakra completely surrounding her fist as she glared at the man in the shadows.

"I am an admirer who came to save you from this place yeah." The man said while stepping out of the shadows. The white moon shone down on his face and Sakura gasped.

"Y-You're from the Akatsuki." Her face went pale, she was still recovering from whatever had happened with Orochimaru and Kabuto, and she couldn't fight an Akatsuki member in this weakened state. "What does the Akatsuki want with me??"

Deidara smirked, "Not what they want, but me." Sakura's mind was racing, was this man here to mock her? Or was he really here for what he said….either way she wasn't going easily. Though through all her contemplating she didn't notice the small bird on her shoulder and within seconds it blew up and Sakura was knocked into unconsciousness.

Deidara quickly walked over and checked Sakura's pulse and nodded when he felt it. Then he went through her closet and drawers looking for clothes so that they wouldn't be at expense to buy her more. After throwing everything into a bag Deidara placed a thin chakra suppressing necklace around Sakura's delicate alabaster neck and sealed it with his own chakra, then he quickly created a clay bird and hoped onto it with Sakura in his arms, head lolling back, and took off creating a huge hole in the roof.

Off in the forest Sasuke was heading back from his mission early and was only a couple miles away from Konohagakure. Then suddenly a huge puff of smoke blew up into the air, Sasuke picked his speed up and strangely within a few minutes he felt the presence of Sakura and then it was gone again. Now that was strange…I'd better get back to the village and find out what just happened. Sasuke thought and soon reached the gates to the inside of the Konohagakure village hidden in the leaves. Finding the village in chaos Sasuke quickly reported to Tsunade. He found her in Sakura's house searching the room with a couple other jônin.

"What happened??" Sasuke asked in horror. Tsunade looked up towards Sasuke and shook her head.

"First I need the information on the Akatsuki. It may be able to help us track down Sakura's captor."

Sasuke quickly told everything he'd learned about Deidara of the Akatsuki formerly from the village hidden in the rock, Iwagakure, and then set off to find Sakura and her captor.

Sakura was slowly waking up in a small cramped space and couldn't quite stretch. Rolling onto her back she opened her eyes and found herself tied up in a small moist, dark room, and there was a large amount of frustration building up inside of her. How could she have been kidnapped so easily? Was there anyone looking for her? Where was Sasuke at this moment in time?? Perhaps coming back from his previous mission, or maybe he was out searching for her already, but then again he might've been still mad from that fight they'd had three days ago. Why must I be such a headstrong idiot?!

Sakura's thoughts were interrupted by a door opening and light sweeping in blinding the powerless woman. "Hello my little cherry blossom." A sly voice said getting closer. Suddenly there was a blonde man kneeling in front of Sakura his hand was resting on top of her breast and was fondling it gently. He pulled her towards himself then held her in his embrace. "You're in for the time of your life." He whispered into her ear then dragged his tongue from her collar bone on up again to her chin.

Sakura shivered in disgust and whether Deidara confused it for ecstasy or for repulsion he continued on without a second thought with fervor. Then he stood up and roughly pressed Sakura's frail body against the wall entrapping her arms above her head. Crushing his lips to hers he tried to coax her to play along but after failing in his attempt he bit down hard on her quivering lip. He moved an un-gloved hand to her chin and Sakura felt a sickening, slimy appendage run back and forth over her skin. Opening her mouth in shock Deidara grabbed his chance and forced his way into her mouth exploring the small cavern but sensing that she was out of breath he pulled away.

Shivering in unease Sakura stretched her neck upward to get away from the tongue and met Deidara's lips once again. This time however she gave in to his persistence and let his tongue slide in trying to coax her to play. Deidara's hand fell down to her breast and there it rested digging into the sensitive flesh. Sakura held back a yelp of pain as the Akatsuki male before her dug his nails into her and gripped firmly moving each finger in a circular motion.

Sakura felt as if she could never be forgiven of Sasuke for this. Painfully she watched as the sun dropped beneath the horizon and it felt as she was being stabbed in the heart, dying along with it. "Sasuke I'm so sorry…please forgive me." Sakura thought as she let a single crystal tear fall down her tear stained face as she was led like a broken horse to a strange room.

Sasori watched in disgust at what Deidara just did. Rage built up every time he heard the girl scream in pain. Even if Sakura had resisted Deidara's advances it made him angry beyond all reason that Deidara had left him for her.

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Sasuke had found a clearing in the forest about 200mi away from Konoha and was hiding in a tree surveying the area. It wasn't long before he sensed a very strong chakra signature enter the area. Quickly Sasuke suppressed his chakra and watched for the unknown person. Within moments there was a cloaked black figure with red clouds running past, Sasuke began trailing the Akatsuki member about 200m back. After about an hour of running Sasuke quickly hid behind a tree and watched the member walk towards a curtain of moss and disappeared behind it. Just as he was preparing to follow a young woman with pink hair darted out from behind the said curtain. She looked frantically over her shoulder then looked forward once again as she ran.

Sakura was attempting escape from her captor, heading for the trees where she would be able to hide easier. A girl with blonde hair followed soon afterwards in pursuit. Quickly Sasuke jumped out from the tree and landed on top of Deidara.

"Umph!…get off-a me you baka yeah!" Deidara said after falling to the ground with Sasuke. Tolling swiftly over and kicking upwards Deidara knocked Sasuke off and stood up ready to attack, glaring at each other before they engaged in battle. (Refer to the Shippuuden chapters of when Sasuke fights Deidara).

Sakura was doubled over trying to catch her breath when she was roughly grabbed from behind with a hand clasped over her mouth. Chomping down hard on the foreign object it was removed for a moment while the owner harshly whispered a long colorful strand of words, this was Sakura's chance she let out a blood curdling scream just before a fist came to meet her temple and everything went black.

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